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NinjaCranberrion Esq.
@ninjamarion.bsky.social
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A ninja & cis white guy named Marion. Bi, far left, socialist, & I love Zelda, AEW, and Gigi Murin. Master and ruler of the world & master of the powerbomb
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So uhh... I have no fucking clue what this note was supposed to mean
Note that says "to win the pink one in the minutes"
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Goddammit! I'll still ally with juggalos because they're not bad people, but Faygo is just plain good! That's why ICP used it in the first place! It doesn't make you a juggalo!
A bottle of Faygo Moon Mist
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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What is the senate minority leader's job? What is Chuck Schumer supposed to do?

Oh, weird. It's almost like they have an actual job to do and are supposed to FUCKING LEAD AND GET THEIR PARTY IN LINE! Schumer is just the fuck as much liable as these 8 fuckeggs
The positions of majority leader and minority leader are held by two United States senators and people of the party leadership of the United States Senate. They serve as chief spokespersons for their respective political parties, holding the majority and the minority in the chamber. They are each elected to their posts by the senators of their party caucuses: the Senate Democratic Caucus and the Senate Republican Conference. By Senate precedent, the presiding officer gives the majority leader priority in obtaining recognition to speak on the floor. The majority leader serves as the chief representative of their party in the Senate and is considered the most powerful member of the chamber. They also serve as the chief representative of their party in the entire Congress if the House of Representatives, and thus the office of the speaker of the House, is controlled by the opposition party. The Senate's executive and legislative business is also managed and scheduled by the majority leader. The assistant majority leader and assistant minority leader of the United States Senate, commonly called whips, are the second-ranking members of each party's leadership. The main function of the majority and minority whips is to gather votes of their respective parties on major issues. As the second-ranking members of Senate leadership, if there is no floor leader present, the whip may become acting floor leader.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Make sure you start saving up jugs and boxes of your shit and piss to "ripen" now so it'll be ready to give Chuck Schumer's grave the respect he deserves once he dies.
Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?
November 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Oh, word? A vote? I'm sure the republicans will definitely vote to extend them, you fucking worthless shitheads.
Others have defended the move, saying they had secured concessions on the key issue of healthcare. Senator Tim Kaine - who ran as the party's vice-presidential nominee in 2016 and voted for the agreement - said: "This deal guarantees a vote to extend Affordable Care Act premium tax credits, which Republicans weren't willing to do."
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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N'yat one? Also, is this the drive you already posted about having professionally recovered? If so, about how much it run you? I have two dead drives I wouldn't mind having my stuff off if still possible
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Picture of Hololive vtuber Gigi Murin. She has a poorly photoshopped trucker cap on that says "Undiagnosed but I'm pretty sure"
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Suck a dick, Foreskin Golem! SNAP benefits going out this month!
Text message: MDHHS Notice: Per the federal court, USDA must fund November SNAP benefits in full by Nov 7 despite the federal gov't shutdown. Payments will begin within 48 hours
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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This woman? Yeah, no. fuuuuuuuuck her
“I am saddened to learn of the passing of former Vice President Dick Cheney.” “Vice President Cheney was a devoted public servant, from the halls of Congress to many positions of leadership in multiple presidential administrations. His passing marks the loss of a figure who, with a strong sense of dedication, gave so much of his life to the country he loved.” “Doug and I are keeping Lynne, their daughters Liz and Mary, and the entire Cheney family in our thoughts during this difficult time.”
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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The Four Fiends have just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
The Four Fiends from Final Fantasy 4. In the top left is Barbariccia, the Empress Of Wind, the archfiend of wind. She is a beautiful, nearly nude woman with incredibly long, flowing blond hair In the top right is Cagnazzo, the Drowned King, the Archfiend of Water. He is a large, blue, heavily-scaled turtle-like creature with mists of water surrounding him. In the bottom left is Rubicante, the Autarch Of Fire, archfiend of flame. He is a man who is mostly dark red with orange accents. His limbs are silver with dark red accents. He has a blue and red cape and is surrounded by scorching flames. In the bottom right is Scarmiglion, the Blighted Despot, the archfiend of earth. He is a a humanoid monster with red skin, long, sharp claws, yellow eyes, and razor-sharp teeth. He has several yellow tendrils protruding from his back. He wears a raggedy cloak.
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Cletus Kasady has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Marvel Comics' villain Carnage. He is red and black, with large white eyes and a large gaping mouth filled with razor-sharp teeth. He has numerous tendrils coming out of him in various deadly, spiky shapes
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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The Guy Who Gets Shot In The Dick While Trying To SA A Woman In Robocop has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
A man in a denim jacket and denim jeans holding his bleeding crotch after being shot in the dick by Robocop for trying to SA a woman
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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AI is pure trash
A Google search for "guy from Robocop who gets shot in the dick". The AI summary is incrediblly wrong, as follows: The character you're thinking of is Bob Morton, who is shot in the chest, not the dick, by the villain Dick Jones near the end of the movie. However, the question likely stems from the famous "You're fired!" scene where Dick Jones has his assistant, a character named Bob Morton, forced out a window of the OCP building by ED-209 after the final confrontation. It is possible that there is a confusion with a different movie, or a common misremembering of the scene
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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The Tree From The Evil Dead has endorsed Andrew Cuomo (iykyk)
A very large tree with a single, large orange eye in the middle of the trunk. The ground is littered with dead leaves
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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The Smile Entity has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
The Smile Entity from the Smile films. It appears as a flayed, humanoid head. It's lower jaw is unhinged, exposing four more sets of jaws in its mouth.
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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The evil, nazi version of Supergirl from Earth X of the Arrowverse just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Melissa Benoist as the evil, nazi version of Supergirl from the Arrowverse. She is in a black costume with red accents. The classic Supergirl "S" shield is replaced with a black and red "SS" lightning bolt shield. She has a long, black cape with red on the underside
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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The Wendigo has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
The Wendigo, a large, humanoid beast with large antlers. It's flesh is worn away from its torso, revealing its ribcage. It has arms that reach the ground, with three large, clawed fingers.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Moriarty has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Andrew Scott as James Moriarty from Sherlock. He is wearing a dark suit & tie and has a stern look on his face
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Luther, leader of the street gang The Rogues has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
David Patrick Kelly as Luther in the film The Warriors. He has long brown curly hair and a headband. He's wearing a hooded jacket. He has the beer bottles on the fingers of one hand, which he clanks together while taunting The Warriors with "Oh, Warriors. Come out to plaaaaaay!"
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Eris, Strife Incarnate has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Eris, Strife Incarnate from the game Hades II. She has large, black wings, short hair, brightly colored clothing, and is holding the Adamant Rail gun weapon from Hades
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Because I just typed it up in response to a YT video about cheating stories, and I'm pretty sure I have a bunch of people who've never heard the story before, gather 'round while I tell you the story of The Whore Of Buffalo:
I had one ex who didn't quite cheat on me, but only cuz I ended it before she did. She was an actual pathological liar, having fabricated aspects of her MySpace interests that were straight up stolen from a friend, made up stories about an abusive ex, and stole drawings from people online and passed them off as her own art. A couple weeks after we met through MySpace, she also because friends with a guy from Ireland, also through MySpace. She was my first girlfriend and I had no self-esteem back then. They talked plenty and she'd do shit like tell me how much she liked his accent better than my voice. She was an awful person. We dated a few months. A few days before I ended it, she went to a party and told me about some guy she met and struck up a friendship with (will become relevant in a moment). She had also started planning a trip to Ireland (she was of Irish ancestry and had wanted to go basically her whole life). However, it came up that she was planning to visit the Irish guy while there. I don't remember how it went from that to the next part, but after more discussion, she couldn't promise me she wasn't gonna fuck him. Because that is completely fucking insane, we broke up. Exactly a week later, she called me crying and telling me how us breaking up was a mistake and wanting me back. While she was laying in bed having fucked the guy from the party a few days ago into a post-nut coma. I, for some reason, put up with like a half hour-long call with a ton of her crying and saying she missed me, but finally ended, with me advising her to seek psychological help. A few months later, she had her trip like planned, nailed the guy from Ireland and started dating him. Naturally, she eventually cheated on him.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Biggby has my favorite anime
Creme Freeze no Red Bull
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Hard to believe that Kane, the one that's taken numerous unprotected chairshots to the head, isn't the dumbest person in this picture
Kane with Linda McMahon held over his shoulder about to perform a tombstone piledriver to her
November 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Republicans are pedophiles
The ACA (ObamaCare) turned 15 this year, which explains why Republicans are trying so hard to fuck it
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Ho, don't do it!
The Amazon search results page showing the Nintendo Switch 2 + Mario Kart World bundle for $499 that Marion is stupidly considering buying even though he has games he's not playing currently
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM