Sass Empress
@niftysunshine.bsky.social
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Not to be taken seriously
Not to be taken seriously
It’s been 84 years but
February 15, 2026 at 12:42 AM
It’s been 84 years but
every day more that I am on dating apps, the thought “I’m much too gay for this man to handle” grows stronger against the very toxic masculine presenting profiles and I just
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
every day more that I am on dating apps, the thought “I’m much too gay for this man to handle” grows stronger against the very toxic masculine presenting profiles and I just
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
One thing about me is that if I watch a documentary about a musician, I feel compelled to start listening to their entire discography and it looks like there’s a lot of Billy Joel in my future
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
One thing about me is that if I watch a documentary about a musician, I feel compelled to start listening to their entire discography and it looks like there’s a lot of Billy Joel in my future
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I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I keep thinking again, in light of the latest Epstein files dump, about how MeToo “went too far.”
came across one of the infamous fitbois who are only into plus sized women in secret in the wild. Glad to be rid of that
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 PM
came across one of the infamous fitbois who are only into plus sized women in secret in the wild. Glad to be rid of that
(Very) slowly but surely
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
(Very) slowly but surely
Happy to see some BL getting popular (I just binged all of Heated Rivalry)
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Happy to see some BL getting popular (I just binged all of Heated Rivalry)
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
Ordered some Korean skincare products so if I don’t look like a 20 something year old after a week imma be upset
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Ordered some Korean skincare products so if I don’t look like a 20 something year old after a week imma be upset
Hobbii’s ombré yarn stays superior
January 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Hobbii’s ombré yarn stays superior
Shoutout to the amazing woman who just went to town on getting all the knots out of my neck and shoulders. Haven’t had that great of a massage in ages
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Shoutout to the amazing woman who just went to town on getting all the knots out of my neck and shoulders. Haven’t had that great of a massage in ages
You must have a creature with you while you crochet otherwise how will you know if the blanket is cozy enough for a nap
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
You must have a creature with you while you crochet otherwise how will you know if the blanket is cozy enough for a nap
Free-handed a crochet purse using squares I had made for a different (now abandoned) project. Also first time adding a zipper!
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Free-handed a crochet purse using squares I had made for a different (now abandoned) project. Also first time adding a zipper!
I feel like I could totally tackle any kind of crochet
Tunisian crochet: hold my beer
Tunisian crochet: hold my beer
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I feel like I could totally tackle any kind of crochet
Tunisian crochet: hold my beer
Tunisian crochet: hold my beer
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Baby blanket: finished ✨
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Baby blanket: finished ✨
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As the single most important news story this year, I can't wait to see the detailed and central coverage this will get in every media outlet we have
‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head
Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As the single most important news story this year, I can't wait to see the detailed and central coverage this will get in every media outlet we have
Absolutely insane
Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Absolutely insane
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
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“We put notifications inside your sandwich,” declares Meta CEO to roaring applause. “Now when you bite into that BLT, you’ll taste a WhatsApp message from a user you don’t know!”
October 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“We put notifications inside your sandwich,” declares Meta CEO to roaring applause. “Now when you bite into that BLT, you’ll taste a WhatsApp message from a user you don’t know!”
Big shoutout to Blue, who has had to listen to me incessantly sing my house is on pretty girl avenue for the past two weeks
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Big shoutout to Blue, who has had to listen to me incessantly sing my house is on pretty girl avenue for the past two weeks
The beginning of my Bi Butterfly vest
October 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The beginning of my Bi Butterfly vest
Me, in the middle of 4 soon to be 5 crochet projects: I should learn how to knit
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me, in the middle of 4 soon to be 5 crochet projects: I should learn how to knit
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So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.