Sass Empress
@niftysunshine.bsky.social
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Not to be taken seriously
Not to be taken seriously
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
Baby blanket: finished ✨
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Baby blanket: finished ✨
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As the single most important news story this year, I can't wait to see the detailed and central coverage this will get in every media outlet we have
‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head
Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As the single most important news story this year, I can't wait to see the detailed and central coverage this will get in every media outlet we have
Absolutely insane
Scroll down to the Major Events Timeline, and nothing will prepare you for what you'll see. I cannot believe it is real. www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Absolutely insane
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
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“We put notifications inside your sandwich,” declares Meta CEO to roaring applause. “Now when you bite into that BLT, you’ll taste a WhatsApp message from a user you don’t know!”
October 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“We put notifications inside your sandwich,” declares Meta CEO to roaring applause. “Now when you bite into that BLT, you’ll taste a WhatsApp message from a user you don’t know!”
Big shoutout to Blue, who has had to listen to me incessantly sing my house is on pretty girl avenue for the past two weeks
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Big shoutout to Blue, who has had to listen to me incessantly sing my house is on pretty girl avenue for the past two weeks
The beginning of my Bi Butterfly vest
October 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The beginning of my Bi Butterfly vest
Me, in the middle of 4 soon to be 5 crochet projects: I should learn how to knit
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Me, in the middle of 4 soon to be 5 crochet projects: I should learn how to knit
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So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
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Over the last several years my left and right hands have taken turns passing the same 100 dollar bill back and forth, and I'm proud to report that thanks to this investment my net value is now one trillion dollars
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Over the last several years my left and right hands have taken turns passing the same 100 dollar bill back and forth, and I'm proud to report that thanks to this investment my net value is now one trillion dollars
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I get that we aren’t supposed to give up, but the ruthlessness of the inaction by our representatives is a cruelty in and of itself.
Dude drew a little girl and wrote a letter to a pedophile about how they share a secret and absolutely nothing is going to be done.
Dude drew a little girl and wrote a letter to a pedophile about how they share a secret and absolutely nothing is going to be done.
September 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I get that we aren’t supposed to give up, but the ruthlessness of the inaction by our representatives is a cruelty in and of itself.
Dude drew a little girl and wrote a letter to a pedophile about how they share a secret and absolutely nothing is going to be done.
Dude drew a little girl and wrote a letter to a pedophile about how they share a secret and absolutely nothing is going to be done.
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you know it’s very strange, everybody is calling me and saying “sir, Godot hasn’t shown up, we’re all waiting,” and I say “I’ve got Godot right here, he’s always shown up for me, he's very punctual"
September 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
you know it’s very strange, everybody is calling me and saying “sir, Godot hasn’t shown up, we’re all waiting,” and I say “I’ve got Godot right here, he’s always shown up for me, he's very punctual"
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declaring war on a city in your own country, donald trump is easily one of the greatest evils alive today
September 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
declaring war on a city in your own country, donald trump is easily one of the greatest evils alive today
Had a fucking blast seeing MCR and then seeing the potential good news? I’m on cloud nine babes
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Had a fucking blast seeing MCR and then seeing the potential good news? I’m on cloud nine babes
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i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
This is a real photograph of Washington, DC this week, where the United States president has ordered military occupation in peacetime, and ordered the display of colossal portraits of himself.
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
August 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i find this image so fascinating. it is both a literal example of authoritarianism but also a second-hand reproduction of the aesthetics of other authoritarian states. it's like a simulacra of authoritarianism whose purpose is to attempt to make the simulacra real.
I just want the Crochet Gods to notice me
August 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I just want the Crochet Gods to notice me
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Words cannot adequately describe what a colossal disappointment our mainstream media has been during our slow descent into authoritarianism.
August 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Words cannot adequately describe what a colossal disappointment our mainstream media has been during our slow descent into authoritarianism.
Hair game too strong for a working Monday
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hair game too strong for a working Monday
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"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously"
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
August 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"but crime is a real issue, people are worried about crime and you have to take that seriously"
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
No you don't! If people are getting more scared about crime while crime is happening less frequently, it's a made up issue and you should make a point of yelling that all the time
It’s hot as hell but still got to check out the new Teso Life
August 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It’s hot as hell but still got to check out the new Teso Life
Throwing myself into the lake after this insane week
August 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Throwing myself into the lake after this insane week
Handsome bois only
August 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Handsome bois only