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Nick the DM
@nickyttrpg.bsky.social
I'm Nick. Himbo garbage fire in hoochie daddy shorts. 🕳. ⬇️. Sweary and anxious leftist. bi/aro. he/him. N.Utah exmo

Boosts. thirst. and objectification welcome. TELL ME I'M HOT for 45.

Defend Reagan; get blocked.

Links: nickyttrpg.carrd.co
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A more descriptive list of kinks.

Source.
goctionni.github.io/kinklist-v2/
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just a reminder that the 8 Dems who folded need to vote again later in the week (thanks to dumb senate procedure, unsurprisingly)

light their phones up tomorrow at 9AM
BREAKING

The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.

The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.

Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Someone distill this and put it directly into a cocktail for me.
Can’t stop laughing at this
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes
This labeller never misses
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Word has it the gates will have the words "Work will make you free" on them.
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
In spite of negative opinions online, the game is fun as fuck and im having a blast.
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It's 2025, fascism is rising, the Supreme Court could overturn Obergefell, and tiktok twinks are outing DL men for clout.
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
👑
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"Be honest. Would you have recognized that tattoo if you'd seen it?"

First of all yes. But also that's why Nazis get a Totenkopf and not a straight up swastika. So fewer normies immediately clock them as a Nazi, but fellow Nazis can know they're safe to take the mask off.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I like the idea of a polycule, but I can't even find a single partner let alone many. Are polycules like friend groups, and introverts have to be brought in by their extrovert friends?
October 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think the most interesting moment from the Mamdani, Sliwa, Cuomo debate was how much more progressive Sliwa was than Cuomo on sex work.
October 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Gay household on Pokemon release day.

Roommate: What starter did you pick?
Me: Chickorita
Roommate: I KNEW it, you f*ggot.
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Israel's ceasefires are always "going back to killing brown people at a slower rate."
The Zionists honor their ceasefire with Lebanon by bombing Lebanon again
October 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Support your local, human, erotica creators. You need chatgpt to suck your e-dick for you? You absolutely fucking LOSER
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and
Mike Johnson’s still a cunt.
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Including "Charmed.... a googily... moogily" and "Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
30 years ago today, Lisa is told by her family that she “won’t win friends with salad.” “Lisa the Vegetarian” first aired October 15, 1995.
October 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
No. Y'all aren't gonna get me to sympathize with cops.
*ahem* [deep inhale]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Still so happy with this!
October 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The old Hanna-Barbera cartoons are so crazy because what do you mean a man in his late-30s to early-40s had an assembly line job with a stay-at-home wife, a house, two kids, and a dog?
Jim Carrey is in talks to star in a live-action 'The Jetsons' movie

Colin Trevorrow is in talks to direct the project

(via Variety)
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Still so happy with this!
October 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Need some good recommendations for queer-led #pathfinder2e or #starfinder2e podcasts. So much so that I am using hashtags to maybe help this get seen. I need to have SOMETHING distract me from the real world.

#pf2e #pf2 #sf2e #sf2
October 15, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I saw a comment that said: "Joe Rogan is to politics what Joe Rogan is to comedy" and holy shit.
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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It becomes really clear that “porn addiction” is a right wing conspiracy theory when you ask these people who they think is paying us, scientists and doctors to lie about it
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I think it should be a law that you can't work in government if you ever had a podcast.
October 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM