Pup Harke π
@slut.dog
I make porn and porn accessories π dumb jock pup in training πΆπͺ PGH is home. any pronouns
It's certainly doable, would just need to be able to host it. You'd subscribe to follow records off the firehose and do a check on any user who follows you to make sure they meet the criteria
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
It's certainly doable, would just need to be able to host it. You'd subscribe to follow records off the firehose and do a check on any user who follows you to make sure they meet the criteria
there's a special je ne sais quoi about erotica clearly written by closeted middle aged men who've never taken dick before
February 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
there's a special je ne sais quoi about erotica clearly written by closeted middle aged men who've never taken dick before
a big indicator that a furry porn artist has never had sex is consistently incorrect butthole placement
February 10, 2026 at 4:39 PM
a big indicator that a furry porn artist has never had sex is consistently incorrect butthole placement
"we are on a very tight deadline because testing yielded bugs that now need to be fixed" have you considered that testing and debugging is literally always a longer process than implementation and maybe you should have budgeted for that in your schedule
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"we are on a very tight deadline because testing yielded bugs that now need to be fixed" have you considered that testing and debugging is literally always a longer process than implementation and maybe you should have budgeted for that in your schedule
it is insane that this manager gets paid more than all of us to be wrong about everything
February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
it is insane that this manager gets paid more than all of us to be wrong about everything
breaking: manager surprised that testing new software for the first time results in bugs being found
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
breaking: manager surprised that testing new software for the first time results in bugs being found
I am three episodes into wonder man and I still have no clue what this show is actually about or if I think it's good or not
I will keep watching
I will keep watching
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I am three episodes into wonder man and I still have no clue what this show is actually about or if I think it's good or not
I will keep watching
I will keep watching
Sometimes someone you really like absolutely fails a vibe check. Sometimes you just get busy and can't focus on interpersonal relationships. This shit really feels like people can't just let interpersonal issues go and need to make it everyone's problem.
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Sometimes someone you really like absolutely fails a vibe check. Sometimes you just get busy and can't focus on interpersonal relationships. This shit really feels like people can't just let interpersonal issues go and need to make it everyone's problem.
As far as the powers that be are concerned we are all faggots right now, we do not have the luxury of needless infighting. If you're still contributing to it I'm forced to assume you don't actually care about queer liberation.
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
As far as the powers that be are concerned we are all faggots right now, we do not have the luxury of needless infighting. If you're still contributing to it I'm forced to assume you don't actually care about queer liberation.
Being loudly vocal about hating pups and pup hoods in 2026 is a huge red flag and will immediately convince me that you're low key a conservative
February 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Being loudly vocal about hating pups and pup hoods in 2026 is a huge red flag and will immediately convince me that you're low key a conservative
Can't sell people weight loss products if you don't convince them that they need to lose weight to have meaning. Dad bods are more in than they've ever been before but fitness and pharma corporations can't monetize that as effectively
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Can't sell people weight loss products if you don't convince them that they need to lose weight to have meaning. Dad bods are more in than they've ever been before but fitness and pharma corporations can't monetize that as effectively
Hadn't considered law firms but that's an interesting thought for sure. Why no banks? Is it just a toxic work environment or is it financial evil?
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hadn't considered law firms but that's an interesting thought for sure. Why no banks? Is it just a toxic work environment or is it financial evil?
Finding a SWE job is very hard when you don't wanna work in defense, surveillance, generative AI, or a company that exists to be evil
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Finding a SWE job is very hard when you don't wanna work in defense, surveillance, generative AI, or a company that exists to be evil
In particular, are there any sectors I should be looking in that I'm not already? I have a lot of experience with medical and safety tech so I'm starting there.
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
In particular, are there any sectors I should be looking in that I'm not already? I have a lot of experience with medical and safety tech so I'm starting there.
Fellow software people, how are y'all navigating this job market without abandoning your ethics? I'm starting to think about my next position and I'm trying to decide where my hard lines should be. I won't work in defense or surveillance but what else should I be thinking about?
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Fellow software people, how are y'all navigating this job market without abandoning your ethics? I'm starting to think about my next position and I'm trying to decide where my hard lines should be. I won't work in defense or surveillance but what else should I be thinking about?
I've heard Cap Hill is fun but also very loud so it'd be cool to be near there but idk if I'd want to live there proper
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I've heard Cap Hill is fun but also very loud so it'd be cool to be near there but idk if I'd want to live there proper
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New face, same dog! π©·ππ
Thank you to @scrapyardlthr.bsky.social for this incredible custom hood. I love him!
πΈ: @pupshutter.bsky.social
Thank you to @scrapyardlthr.bsky.social for this incredible custom hood. I love him!
πΈ: @pupshutter.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 6:04 PM
New face, same dog! π©·ππ
Thank you to @scrapyardlthr.bsky.social for this incredible custom hood. I love him!
πΈ: @pupshutter.bsky.social
Thank you to @scrapyardlthr.bsky.social for this incredible custom hood. I love him!
πΈ: @pupshutter.bsky.social
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πͺ© two weeks from today you'll be dancing at 254 with us. right?
βοΈ wait, did you not know? good thing i showed up!
π up-roar, a furry & pup night, returns to 254 in philadelphia on february 21st. 21 and up, $25 cover, doors open at 9.
π see you there
βοΈ wait, did you not know? good thing i showed up!
π up-roar, a furry & pup night, returns to 254 in philadelphia on february 21st. 21 and up, $25 cover, doors open at 9.
π see you there
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
πͺ© two weeks from today you'll be dancing at 254 with us. right?
βοΈ wait, did you not know? good thing i showed up!
π up-roar, a furry & pup night, returns to 254 in philadelphia on february 21st. 21 and up, $25 cover, doors open at 9.
π see you there
βοΈ wait, did you not know? good thing i showed up!
π up-roar, a furry & pup night, returns to 254 in philadelphia on february 21st. 21 and up, $25 cover, doors open at 9.
π see you there
hear me out
mac does it for the traitors season 5
mac does it for the traitors season 5
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
hear me out
mac does it for the traitors season 5
mac does it for the traitors season 5
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This is something I've never done before and still feel a bit nervous about, but due to unexpected complications, I've started a GoFundMe to help cover the cost of my top surgery.
Any help, whether it be donations or sharing this around, would mean the absolute world to me β€οΈ
gofund.me/9815977f9
Any help, whether it be donations or sharing this around, would mean the absolute world to me β€οΈ
gofund.me/9815977f9
Donate to Jackieβs Top Surgery Fund, organized by Jackie Gillespie
Hello everyone! My name is Jackie, and I'm a 25-year-old social worker living in Pittsburghβ¦ Jackie Gillespie needs your support for Jackieβs Top Surgery Fund
gofund.me
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
This is something I've never done before and still feel a bit nervous about, but due to unexpected complications, I've started a GoFundMe to help cover the cost of my top surgery.
Any help, whether it be donations or sharing this around, would mean the absolute world to me β€οΈ
gofund.me/9815977f9
Any help, whether it be donations or sharing this around, would mean the absolute world to me β€οΈ
gofund.me/9815977f9
Reposted by Pup Harke π
For your humpday viewing pleasure
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
For your humpday viewing pleasure
It's a frustrating landscape but I'd rather pay for a search engine that lets me opt out and doesn't treat me as the product than use the free version that's pouring out a gallon of water every time I search AND serving me ads
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
It's a frustrating landscape but I'd rather pay for a search engine that lets me opt out and doesn't treat me as the product than use the free version that's pouring out a gallon of water every time I search AND serving me ads
I don't care for the LLM stuff I just want a search engine that respects my privacy and isn't full of slop and kagi search is explicitly designed to only show you ai stuff if you ask for it
February 4, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I don't care for the LLM stuff I just want a search engine that respects my privacy and isn't full of slop and kagi search is explicitly designed to only show you ai stuff if you ask for it
neurodivergents will be like "I'm so hungry" and then eat lunch
February 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
neurodivergents will be like "I'm so hungry" and then eat lunch