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Aram
@aramvartian.com
Co-producer of @killeverymonster.com, co-founder of @deadghostpro.com, editor of @unpreparedcasters.bsky.social, photographer. He/him

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Hi, new people!

My name is Aram. I am a queer Armenian who has played TTRPGs for 40 years and produced gaming podcasts for the last decade.

I am the co-producer of @killeverymonster.bsky.social and the co-founder of @deadghost.bsky.social.

I also played a "malicious twink" on Unprepared Casters.
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"The USPS posted a $9 billion loss" is an interesting way to phrase "The USPS cost each american $25.94 last year."
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.

It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.

USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Well, this is fun! We're just 24 free or paid subscribers to go for Law Dork to get to 80K this year!

Join us for 2026 now! www.lawdork.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This is more than I've ever done to affirm my gender
Decades of the white nationalist movement evolving to adapt to current political trends has brought them to this moment.
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Take out Reagan.
December 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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We were in first place in this film award voting.

A film made purely with AI just netted over 150 votes in 12 hours.

Now it's personal.

Please. Help us kick this THING's ass fair and square. ART FOR ARTISTS.

Reshare? VOTE!

www.shortoftheyear.com/audience-cho...
Audience Choice Awards | Short of the Year
Vote for your favorite short films in the Short of the Year Audience Choice Awards. Watch, vote, and support independent filmmakers.
www.shortoftheyear.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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It's the final night of Haz-mas tonight at 8 PM EST with our make-up date of Mörk Borg: Holy Night, featuring this incredible table! Join us as our weary band of kings try to end the blight plaguing their kingdoms while raising money for @medicalaidpal.bsky.social!!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The hill I will die on: Pigeons are working-class heroes and deserve some respect | Toussaint Douglass
The hill I will die on: Pigeons are working-class heroes and deserve some respect | Toussaint Douglass
These unfairly maligned animals were nuggets for our ancestors and served for the UK during the second world war, says Lewisham comedian Toussaint Douglass
www.theguardian.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Three things:
1: Damn right I am whimsical and exalted
2: You have to roll the “r” a little, too
3: Do not call me “Ram”
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If you have colored lights and a ceiling fan, I will get high and take pictures of it.
December 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Fuck, you fools.”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I spent the day taking pics of my extended family as we shared gifts, food, and stories.
President Donald Trump gifted the world with nearly 200 Truth Social posts (and counting) on Christmas Day, where he amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
Trump Posts Nearly 200 Times in Unhinged Christmas Day Spree
The president amplified conspiracy theories about the 2020 election and called for a member of Congress to be deported.
trib.al
December 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
We are not, have never been, and never will be a Christian nation.
December 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I was just thinking my watch looked really scuffed up, and my folks gave me a new one for Christmas 🤶
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
One of the things that has helped me manage time as an independent editor/photographer is to use a solar graph as my watch face.

Seeing how much day I have left is much more helpful than watching hours tick by.
December 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Christmas Eve Eve
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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"This story doesn't need a sandworm"

This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick).

Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.
what is your least favorite piece of writing advice and why? 👀
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I had one pet as a kid, a calico cat my brother named Calico.

My father did not like cats, and Calico was aware of his feelings. She would hide and pounce on him every chance she got, to which he would always deadpan "aren't you dead yet?"

That's how I feel about 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is not a battleship.

"...our small surface combatant inventory is a third of what we have," Chief of Naval Operations Daryl Caudle said.

"We need more capable blue water small combatants to close the gap and keep our [destroyers] focused on the high-end fight."

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Donald Trump unveils new class of battleships named after himself
The US president has vowed to revive American shipbuilding after lagging behind China in naval capacity.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was very much not supposed to be on the steps I was standing to get this pic, but trains.
December 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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woof
December 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official
m.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Playing with a Lensbaby 56 and some holiday lights.
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Dillin @superdillin.bsky.social hosts the One Shot podcast, helms other popular productions including The Atomless, Dorkspawn & Patchwork Productions, & has appeared on media giants like Dropout & Critical Role.

breakoutcon.com/articles/202...

#breakoutcon #tabletopgames #rpg #ttrpg #rpgcommunity
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Rand Paul trying to make Republicans believe in American Republicanism circa 2008 is like being the Japanese soldier who didn't surrender until the 1970s
Rand Paul on Erika Kirk and Marco Rubio endorsing JD Vance: "I think there needs to be representatives in the GOP who still believe international trade is good, who still believe in free market capitalism, who still believe in low taxes."

Karl: "And that's not JD Vance?"

Paul: "No"
December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM