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Mike Bischoff
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If I die, it was the roadside ceviche.
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I will cut a bitch to get my hands on Brewers bar dice.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
4-ft tall old lady in front of me on the plane decided she needed to jam her seat into my knees a half dozen times, so I hope she enjoys having them in her lumbar for the next 3 hours.
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Not to get way out ahead of myself, but it would be hilarious if *this* was the Badgers team than finally got back to the Sweet 16.
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Lmao that stat from Robbie Hummel just now. Wisconsin owns 40% of road wins over current top 8 teams in the country.
February 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Phew. Thought that was a dead-eye shot at the buzzer.

Road wins over Michigan and Illinois ain't bad!
February 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Ok, that was a hell of a shot by Illinois.
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Nolan Winter from out of nowhere!
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
That was an ice-cold shot off the dribble by Blackwell, though!
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Jesus, that was a terrible set for the last possession by Wisconsin.
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Folks with knowledge of streaming analytics immediately pointed out that the streaming numbers for the Turning Point USA halftime extravaganza were (likely) juiced, or completely fake. Maybe that's not a surprise.
February 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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So good!
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
February 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
For now, at least, it seems like existing subscribers will have to cancel and re-sub to get the best price for the joint package.
February 10, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I'm happy for Isabella Wrana and Isabella Wrana alone. 😂
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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You, person who likes The Numbers: "Well Quinn Priester figures to be a prime regression candidate, it would not be a shock if he's a 1 WARish player while consuming innings."

Me, knownothingsman genius: "Sure, then they'll just have Coleman Crow throw 80 innings with a 3.20 ERA instead."
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
As always... smash the over on the Brewers. 😂
due to the magic, wonder, and vagaries of time, tomorrow is now today. PECOTA projected standings are live, please commence rending garments and gnashing teeth
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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new greatest underdog story in Olympic history: Germany's Phillipp Raimund, new Olympic gold medalist in ski jumping, WHO IS SCARED OF HEIGHTS
sports.beehiiv.com/p/olympics-d...
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post
Hunderfossen Adventure Park in Norway (Rauraggen)
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Oh my god
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Got a lot to do before I fly out of the country for a week on Wednesday... or I could play Stardew Valley for the rest of the night.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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the type of contact they’re making off Trevor Bauer in Japan:
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM