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It's gotten weirder. My keyboard isn't working, so I can't select a keyboard layout to make my keyboard work. 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's gotten weirder. My keyboard isn't working, so I can't select a keyboard layout to make my keyboard work. 🙃
Workday is off to a great start.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Workday is off to a great start.
Win a game with your backup punter as the leading passer
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Win a game with your backup punter as the leading passer
Good(?) news, they still have Bluesky in the 25th century!
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Good(?) news, they still have Bluesky in the 25th century!
Matthew Pouliot at NBC Sports was stoooonnnned when he wrote this.
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Matthew Pouliot at NBC Sports was stoooonnnned when he wrote this.
Yup. Still look good. 😅
(Team was abominable, though.)
(Team was abominable, though.)
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Yup. Still look good. 😅
(Team was abominable, though.)
(Team was abominable, though.)
Hey, what did Michael Penis do to get dragged into this?
November 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey, what did Michael Penis do to get dragged into this?
Not MLBTR, it was NBC Sports, who also got his current team wrong. 😂
5/$125M is not happening here, if it happens anywhere.
5/$125M is not happening here, if it happens anywhere.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Not MLBTR, it was NBC Sports, who also got his current team wrong. 😂
5/$125M is not happening here, if it happens anywhere.
5/$125M is not happening here, if it happens anywhere.
No, this is still perfectly apt and accurate.
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
No, this is still perfectly apt and accurate.
Well... I made it into November, at least.
November 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Well... I made it into November, at least.
Won't have to go past #44 🙃
November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Won't have to go past #44 🙃
Huh. I'd say I see those as often as regular pizza boxes. For my money, the best pizzas have always come in the Italy bag. 😅
November 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Huh. I'd say I see those as often as regular pizza boxes. For my money, the best pizzas have always come in the Italy bag. 😅
(This isn't actually very cryptic, I'm just feeling like this guy right now)
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 AM
(This isn't actually very cryptic, I'm just feeling like this guy right now)
Still getting ready, but I've got the Alan Grant lined up 😂
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Still getting ready, but I've got the Alan Grant lined up 😂
But this also sounds like a silly reason to close early, lol
October 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
But this also sounds like a silly reason to close early, lol
Meanwhile, in the important game happening in Toronto...
October 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Meanwhile, in the important game happening in Toronto...
The Blue Jays aren't exactly getting by on pre-arbitration contracts and waiver claims. The story this year is that 2 of the top 3 payrolls didn't even qualify for the postseason.
October 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Blue Jays aren't exactly getting by on pre-arbitration contracts and waiver claims. The story this year is that 2 of the top 3 payrolls didn't even qualify for the postseason.
"...one of the [adjective undefined] beer scenes and communities in the world."
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"...one of the [adjective undefined] beer scenes and communities in the world."
Chargers kick a FG to change total points from 44 to 47. Al says, "Aaaand... now you can say it's over."
The game day over/under? 44.5, lmao
The game day over/under? 44.5, lmao
October 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Chargers kick a FG to change total points from 44 to 47. Al says, "Aaaand... now you can say it's over."
The game day over/under? 44.5, lmao
The game day over/under? 44.5, lmao
I don't know what year this forward to the poems of Poe was written or published (definitely 20th century), but–and I emphasize–ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
October 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I don't know what year this forward to the poems of Poe was written or published (definitely 20th century), but–and I emphasize–ew ew ew ew ew ew ew