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Methinks the Facebook trolls be disingenuous 🙃
I appreciate when the SAVE THE MUSEUM folks say what they really mean
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Workday is off to a great start.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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America, fuck yeah
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Blind squirrel gradually realizing it’s trapped in the nut factory
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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oh gawd it got better
its absolutely chicago
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Wisconsin-River Falls has the most prolific offense in the country, nearly 600 yards per game. They beat powerhouse Wisconsin-Whitewater 52-14, for the first time since 2001.

Meet 32-yr-old OC Joe Matheson and his Top Gun offense, one of CFB's best stories.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/679...
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Streaming first." Hell yeah, can't wait to get violent motion sickness from dropped frames and buffering. 😂
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You're telling me the hyper-online centrists who keep losing elections are entirely out of touch with normal voters? 🤔
A survey, conducted on behalf of the Democratic group EMILYs List and obtained by POLITICO, finds that most voters wouldn’t support Platner over Republican Sen. Susan Collins after learning of his past social media posts

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
EMILYs List poll: Platner will lose Maine Senate race
The Maine Senate race is all but a must-win for Democrats looking to take back the Senate.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"I don't want to hang out with you guys."
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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What says Thanksgiving more than me (and Ken) on your TV?

Surprise! I'm going to be on #Jeopardy on Thursday, November 27.
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Zurr en ahh
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I would love to see somebody fantastic land this Journal Sentinel arts & culture reporter role: career.io/job/remote-a...
career.io
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This Machine Kills Fascists
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm sorry for using the monkey's paw to wish for a good Packers defense. This is probably my fault.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Uh... wtf was Sirianni thinking?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Just a really emblematic way to lose. Hits the nail on the head.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just couldn't help themselves.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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They do so much better when they have a sizable hole to climb out of because it forces MLF to go to the passing game
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If the one to Goedtert was DPI, then that one definitely was.
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Maybe Nathaniel Hackett was the key all along... 🤔
Would love to hear from the people who thought Aaron Rodgers was changing the offense too much. Wonder what they think about how it's going lately.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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It’s unfathomably inexcusable for a team carrying two kickers to keep playing the guy they don’t trust to put on the field.
That would've been a 57 yd kick. MLF chooses to punt.
From the opponent 40.
59 yards would've been within Havrisik's range...
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Would love to hear from the people who thought Aaron Rodgers was changing the offense too much. Wonder what they think about how it's going lately.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Make sure to wipe out all your big plays with the stupidest penalties you can possibly commit, then punt from +40 to really drive your fanbase past the point of insanity.
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Apparently the offense goes through Dontayvion Wicks now?
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM