Nick the Goalie
@nickthegoalie.bsky.social
Goalie, Apex, annoying about Tenet & Inception
Lauren, guilting me: PLease I just want to walk around home sense, I just want to walk around a store that isn't mine PLEEEEEASE
Lauren 10 minutes later:
Lauren 10 minutes later:
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Lauren, guilting me: PLease I just want to walk around home sense, I just want to walk around a store that isn't mine PLEEEEEASE
Lauren 10 minutes later:
Lauren 10 minutes later:
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my fav when im standing in my small business & you mention a corporate competitor. thnks. yes. good.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
my fav when im standing in my small business & you mention a corporate competitor. thnks. yes. good.
bout to get banned from the brewery unthemed vinyl night
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
bout to get banned from the brewery unthemed vinyl night
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
My wife is the best 🌝
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My wife is the best 🌝
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i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here
I hate baseball and don't care about baseball but I can't deny that this is compelling and I'm gonna stay awake till it's over
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I hate baseball and don't care about baseball but I can't deny that this is compelling and I'm gonna stay awake till it's over
As an unbiased viewer of a world series, I think it's total BS you can just say "nah, you don't count" to the best player on the other team. Just telling Mcdavid to stay on the bench for OT. Baby behavior
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
As an unbiased viewer of a world series, I think it's total BS you can just say "nah, you don't count" to the best player on the other team. Just telling Mcdavid to stay on the bench for OT. Baby behavior
I get the sense that if i come home without pizza there will be consequences
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I get the sense that if i come home without pizza there will be consequences
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Best sign I saw today
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Best sign I saw today
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You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.
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October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.
as someone who could not care less about baseball, I might as well be reading an entirely different language on the tl
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
as someone who could not care less about baseball, I might as well be reading an entirely different language on the tl
AUTHORITIES, AUTHORITIES!!!
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
AUTHORITIES, AUTHORITIES!!!
THIS BAR HAS THE FUCKIN PRESTIGE ON, 20/5 STARS!!!
September 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
THIS BAR HAS THE FUCKIN PRESTIGE ON, 20/5 STARS!!!
this was a good show to watch but God damn I forgot how much of network late night is COMMERCIALS
September 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this was a good show to watch but God damn I forgot how much of network late night is COMMERCIALS
what I showed the barber vs what the barber apparently saw
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
what I showed the barber vs what the barber apparently saw
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lotta totally sincere rapture believers out here not turning off autopay on their bills or giving their soon to be unneeded possessions away! which epistle is the one where Paul says to hedge thee thy bets on the Lord, in case thy math was shitty
September 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
lotta totally sincere rapture believers out here not turning off autopay on their bills or giving their soon to be unneeded possessions away! which epistle is the one where Paul says to hedge thee thy bets on the Lord, in case thy math was shitty
Promare sure is a timely watch
September 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Promare sure is a timely watch
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I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...
The United States Of Snitches | Defector
On Saturday, the chairman of the Republican Party in Michigan’s Oakland County spent his afternoon directing his online followers’ attention to local businesses that had not lowered their flags to hal...
defector.com
September 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I wrote about the leveling and deranging effects of the Trumpist snitchscape, and the awful content creation imperatives governing this awful moment. defector.com/the-united-s...
first customer of the weekend in my independent import hobby store: "you guys aren't affected by tariffs, right?"
sir I cannot imagine a way you could have guessed more incorrectly
sir I cannot imagine a way you could have guessed more incorrectly
August 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
first customer of the weekend in my independent import hobby store: "you guys aren't affected by tariffs, right?"
sir I cannot imagine a way you could have guessed more incorrectly
sir I cannot imagine a way you could have guessed more incorrectly
man oh man "good things go"is perfect. can't believe Linkin Park actually came back
August 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
man oh man "good things go"is perfect. can't believe Linkin Park actually came back
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with Centrism, which is less a politics than it is a neurosis about seeming smarter than people on the Left. In order to seem smart, you just second-guess obvious conclusions -- "Does this seem good? Well, not so fast. Does this seem bad? There could be another side." &c.
August 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
with Centrism, which is less a politics than it is a neurosis about seeming smarter than people on the Left. In order to seem smart, you just second-guess obvious conclusions -- "Does this seem good? Well, not so fast. Does this seem bad? There could be another side." &c.
every time I start and endgame fight in clair obscur and Rain from the Ground starts playing I'm like OH FUCK THIS ONE'S SERIOUS and then I'm sad when I win cause the song goes away again
August 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
every time I start and endgame fight in clair obscur and Rain from the Ground starts playing I'm like OH FUCK THIS ONE'S SERIOUS and then I'm sad when I win cause the song goes away again
Went to Taco Bell and AI took my order, made a mistake on the first item, and a real person had to jump in and fix it and take the order anyway. @internethippo.bsky.social remains undefeated
August 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Went to Taco Bell and AI took my order, made a mistake on the first item, and a real person had to jump in and fix it and take the order anyway. @internethippo.bsky.social remains undefeated