Nick the Goalie
@nickthegoalie.bsky.social
Goalie, Apex, annoying about Tenet & Inception
"for the last step, find two miniature clones to levitate the upper half onto the lower half"
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"for the last step, find two miniature clones to levitate the upper half onto the lower half"
riiiight here is where everything comes into focus
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
riiiight here is where everything comes into focus
Lauren, guilting me: PLease I just want to walk around home sense, I just want to walk around a store that isn't mine PLEEEEEASE
Lauren 10 minutes later:
Lauren 10 minutes later:
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Lauren, guilting me: PLease I just want to walk around home sense, I just want to walk around a store that isn't mine PLEEEEEASE
Lauren 10 minutes later:
Lauren 10 minutes later:
bout to get banned from the brewery unthemed vinyl night
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
bout to get banned from the brewery unthemed vinyl night
I get the sense that if i come home without pizza there will be consequences
October 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I get the sense that if i come home without pizza there will be consequences
ok sure, I think I get it
October 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
ok sure, I think I get it
as someone who could not care less about baseball, I might as well be reading an entirely different language on the tl
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
as someone who could not care less about baseball, I might as well be reading an entirely different language on the tl
AUTHORITIES, AUTHORITIES!!!
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
AUTHORITIES, AUTHORITIES!!!
THIS BAR HAS THE FUCKIN PRESTIGE ON, 20/5 STARS!!!
September 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
THIS BAR HAS THE FUCKIN PRESTIGE ON, 20/5 STARS!!!
what I showed the barber vs what the barber apparently saw
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
what I showed the barber vs what the barber apparently saw
Not a single functional brain cell in here
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not a single functional brain cell in here
its just gonna be this picture
August 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
its just gonna be this picture
Otakon day 3 done
August 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Otakon day 3 done
Otakon day 2 done
August 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Otakon day 2 done
Otakon day 1 done
August 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Otakon day 1 done
i'm not on IG enough to be desensitized to the caption culture and sometimes it really is gripping to read through these
July 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i'm not on IG enough to be desensitized to the caption culture and sometimes it really is gripping to read through these
Great wallpaper in the sushi joint bathroom tonight
July 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Great wallpaper in the sushi joint bathroom tonight
oh wow Lauren has liked my post about her treachery one more time than I have won uno this weekend THANKS TO HER MACHINATIONS
July 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
oh wow Lauren has liked my post about her treachery one more time than I have won uno this weekend THANKS TO HER MACHINATIONS
what athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
what athlete's expression will stay with you the rest of your life?
this was an entire email I received from a supplier literally yesterday
June 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
this was an entire email I received from a supplier literally yesterday
actually bring me the horizon in the Gundam Planet 18+ section DID fix me thank you very much
May 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
actually bring me the horizon in the Gundam Planet 18+ section DID fix me thank you very much
"all about you and your business" dude WHAT? that's what you want me to have "handy"?
May 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"all about you and your business" dude WHAT? that's what you want me to have "handy"?
Absolutely insane selection of people pictured on a book with this subtitle. Deranged
April 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Absolutely insane selection of people pictured on a book with this subtitle. Deranged
Amazing stickers in the dive bar bathroom tonight
April 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Amazing stickers in the dive bar bathroom tonight