Nick the Goalie
@nickthegoalie.bsky.social
Goalie, Apex, annoying about Tenet & Inception
you are idiots
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
you are idiots
Hell yes, TitanFall Two
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hell yes, TitanFall Two
the fact that Franken is still out of politics over that picture and the government is filled with who it's currently filled with is just boggling
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
the fact that Franken is still out of politics over that picture and the government is filled with who it's currently filled with is just boggling
The things that taxpayer money is going toward in this regime are just abhorrent. This year's tax returns should be in the dozens of thousands
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The things that taxpayer money is going toward in this regime are just abhorrent. This year's tax returns should be in the dozens of thousands
riiiight here is where everything comes into focus
November 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
riiiight here is where everything comes into focus
having to explain the nickname in a parenthetical after debuting the nickname? sauce completely gone. negative juice
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
having to explain the nickname in a parenthetical after debuting the nickname? sauce completely gone. negative juice
"the barely legal type" NO THATS THE ENTIRELY ILLEGAL TYPE, W H A T
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"the barely legal type" NO THATS THE ENTIRELY ILLEGAL TYPE, W H A T
Imagining either of them in even the lowest-stakes position in my warehouse makes me feel like I'm gonna break out in hives
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Imagining either of them in even the lowest-stakes position in my warehouse makes me feel like I'm gonna break out in hives
EARNING MY VOTE ALREADY 😤
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
EARNING MY VOTE ALREADY 😤
"grok I'm going to block you if you truly are this misinformed" has to be a new copypasta
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
"grok I'm going to block you if you truly are this misinformed" has to be a new copypasta
Zohran has ice in his veins. I can't imagine the pressure from the negative attention alone, the fact he's expected to run the entire city after he wins notwithstanding! I don't know how he gets a wink of sleep. What a warrior
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Zohran has ice in his veins. I can't imagine the pressure from the negative attention alone, the fact he's expected to run the entire city after he wins notwithstanding! I don't know how he gets a wink of sleep. What a warrior
He is READY in landscape mode
October 28, 2025 at 6:27 AM
He is READY in landscape mode
whenever I see an ICE goon I think of the one reddit post of the wife who realized her husband never wiped his ass cause he thought it was gay to do so. I imagine at least 90% of them are that guy
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
whenever I see an ICE goon I think of the one reddit post of the wife who realized her husband never wiped his ass cause he thought it was gay to do so. I imagine at least 90% of them are that guy
My "I don't have any Nazi tattoos" post has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my post
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My "I don't have any Nazi tattoos" post has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my post
this one sign rewired my brain to read every mention of trump as "Donald Jack Ass Trump," thank you for your service
October 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this one sign rewired my brain to read every mention of trump as "Donald Jack Ass Trump," thank you for your service