Fave thing on reddit atm is a dude asking what to do about some ravens who've been shitting on his car ever since he "drove aggressively" at them while they were standing by a fallen comrade. Reddit is enjoying collectively sucking air through pursed lips and going "yeah you're fucked, move house"

Can't hear that banjo #totp

Walked from my house to the lovely Belgium and Blues bar in Southampton where my son, my daughter's partner, and I drank a sour, some ciders, IPAs, and lagers. We then hired e-scooters and scooted home like chumps. What a time to be alive!

They were all out of Dreadlock Pasta

Massive fan of Mindy.

So, I've just watched this, and it's beautiful.
If you get a chance to see it, do it.
Just really, really, lovely.
youtu.be/W5n2UJ63hA0?...

Can I draw attention to how Louise, in the seminal Arms Around the World, lays out that wherever she is in the world (New York, Tokyo, Rome, Paris, Egypt, or Spain), her first four places are (capital) cities but the remainder are entire countries!
Love that. Oh Louise.

2. I once sent a Tunnocks Teacake to the edge of space for a scicomm project, ended up on TV multiple times, it was viewed over 30 million times and caused a social media stir

Comedian (Andy Barr) outlines nuanced position on monarchy

We should redesign cities for autonomous kids, not autonomous cars.

Each and every fresh snow reveals how much we’ve over-designed our streets and roads for cars, making them faster and more dangerous for everyone, and how much space we could reclaim for people and public life if we thought about street design differently.

We call them #sneckdowns. #sneckdown

[jurassic park]

ALAN GRANT: the t-rex can’t see you if you don’t move

ME: *In The Air Tonight on my headphones gets to the drum solo part* fuck fuck fuck

Hello cycling gang! My wife has entered a baking competition at her work, she usually cycles but is worried that the cake won't survive the trip in her panniers.
Any hints/tips on how her baked goods can survive the 2 mile trip?
All hints gratefully received (I suggested sausage rolls but no...🤓)

It's my last night working at a facility in India. It's remote so we're staying here. At mealtimes the lovely installation manager (the boss of the whole place) gets the chef to bring us roast chicken bits because he thinks we can't handle their spicy food which I tried and he's right we can't.

We All Make Sacrifices.

i hate james bond. oooh, i just shagged entendre jiggletits. also, my shoe is a gun. fuck off.

It's Glastonbury time again...