Olivia 🧜♀️
@mydivinereinette.bsky.social
Your favourite vertically challenged tavern wench ✨️ a lover of Hogarthian pleasures, a Janeite, a feminist supporter of trans & sex worker rights. She/Her.
Reading The Mayor of Casterbridge for the first time ever (I know, I'm a fake Hardy fan) and it is so amazing as always but a love interest called Donald....can't take it seriously. I'm supposed to be imagining a beautiful, rugged Scot but I'm....not imagining that.
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Reading The Mayor of Casterbridge for the first time ever (I know, I'm a fake Hardy fan) and it is so amazing as always but a love interest called Donald....can't take it seriously. I'm supposed to be imagining a beautiful, rugged Scot but I'm....not imagining that.
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I really liked the part when Denzel was like “your father was Gladiator….and you are Gladiator Two” and they all looked directly at the camera
December 1, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I really liked the part when Denzel was like “your father was Gladiator….and you are Gladiator Two” and they all looked directly at the camera
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i know we’re back to skinny culture bc im watching the netflix movie where the male love interest is a snowman come to life and they cast a man with like 5% body fat instead of a guy with a dad bod and round tum like SNOWMEN are supposed to have
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 AM
i know we’re back to skinny culture bc im watching the netflix movie where the male love interest is a snowman come to life and they cast a man with like 5% body fat instead of a guy with a dad bod and round tum like SNOWMEN are supposed to have
I'm ugly but I am a nice person so like....it's a trade off
November 30, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I'm ugly but I am a nice person so like....it's a trade off
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seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
July 7, 2023 at 4:31 PM
seeing this picture and rushing to type "me and who" so fast that i trip and fall and break my neck and die instantly
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just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
November 29, 2024 at 1:35 PM
just sustained multiple fractures in a stampede after trying to buy a coffee maker for my eight week old child
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I keep using the phrase "my tits are too nice for my life to be like this" in conversation like it's a common reference but I think it's from an Overheard In New York post like 12 years ago.
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I keep using the phrase "my tits are too nice for my life to be like this" in conversation like it's a common reference but I think it's from an Overheard In New York post like 12 years ago.
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Saw this and had to repost. <3 Credit to Marpal Embroidery for the work!
November 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Saw this and had to repost. <3 Credit to Marpal Embroidery for the work!
Had a properly shit day at work, had an important meeting that made me feel like total crap and the world's shittest woman, but later on, my friend was nice and let me help her put up a little Christmas tree in the staff room! We did a nice job
November 29, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Had a properly shit day at work, had an important meeting that made me feel like total crap and the world's shittest woman, but later on, my friend was nice and let me help her put up a little Christmas tree in the staff room! We did a nice job
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british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then
November 24, 2024 at 7:41 PM
british guy unhooking your bra) all right, what’s all this then
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my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
November 29, 2024 at 1:46 AM
my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body
My Wikipedia rabbit hole recently has just been loads of stuff about Jesus. Top bloke. Wanna be his mate so bad.
November 28, 2024 at 10:39 PM
My Wikipedia rabbit hole recently has just been loads of stuff about Jesus. Top bloke. Wanna be his mate so bad.
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'Baby Georgie' woollen cloth teddy bear probably made in Germany about 1906. Victoria & Albert Museum.
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 PM
'Baby Georgie' woollen cloth teddy bear probably made in Germany about 1906. Victoria & Albert Museum.
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[opening a history book] wait a second, this is all very much precedented
November 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
[opening a history book] wait a second, this is all very much precedented
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Someone needs to do a Google Maps, but for the past. For example, typing in "London to York" but you can select a period e.g. 1450s, and it would give you the likeliest route. That'd be great.
November 20, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Someone needs to do a Google Maps, but for the past. For example, typing in "London to York" but you can select a period e.g. 1450s, and it would give you the likeliest route. That'd be great.
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November 22, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Part of why I'm skeptical that that a "compromise" on trans sports is possible is that these dipshits are perfectly happy to have frothing fits over cis women too.
Oliver Brown, JK Rowling and the Telegraph attacking yet another woman today because feminisim or something.
JK Rowling seems to thinks she can dictate what happens in football, who the BBC honour and which women are allowed to play
JK Rowling seems to thinks she can dictate what happens in football, who the BBC honour and which women are allowed to play
November 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Part of why I'm skeptical that that a "compromise" on trans sports is possible is that these dipshits are perfectly happy to have frothing fits over cis women too.
As always, the vibe here is...
November 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
As always, the vibe here is...
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stuffing go WHERE!!???!?
November 28, 2024 at 6:06 PM
stuffing go WHERE!!???!?
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.
November 28, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Hi in American films and TV they often reference "the tri-state area" and, honestly, I don't know what that is and I'm never going to bother to look it up I don't care.