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Ellis McPickle
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WHY SAY LOT WORD WHEN FEW WORD DO TRICK
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So Akon sings “I’m tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectfuuuuuuul” and names the song Sexy Bitch. How hard were you trying there buddy?

#jokesfrom2009
March 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
BYU makes it to the Thrilling Thirty-two!
March 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by Ellis McPickle
A sentence I never thought I would hear myself saying:
Last week I had the privilege of photographing brown boobies in the Gulf of Mexico, and the flying fish they were pursuing. Unforgettable experience.
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A sentence I never thought I would hear myself saying:
Last week I had the privilege of photographing brown boobies in the Gulf of Mexico, and the flying fish they were pursuing. Unforgettable experience.
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Ok I get it
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’ve flown quite a bit at 250 lbs & I’ve flown not as much, but a lot at 230 lbs & it’s amazing how much more comfortable it is being just a little thinner. Especially the all-day journeys. My arms are way less tired
March 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Here’s a moon picture I just took. Enjoy it all you want, I don’t mind
March 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Reposted by Ellis McPickle
made a voodoo doll of myself so i could attend to certain needs at inopportune times but it turns out itching a doll’s butthole during a business meeting is actually worse for my professional image
March 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
One of the craziest games I’ve seen in a long time!! Nice job picking up the W in Ames
March 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Here’s a clear picture of our moon, right now, followed by a less clear but still kind of cool picture of Jupiter and her moons, right now. That’s right, it’s new camera day for all who celebrate 🎉
March 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Going through mounds of photos from 7 years ago, most are garbage but some are fun
March 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
To honor the late great coach Normal Dale, I’d like to see every team pass the ball 5 times before attempting a shot all week
February 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Gutting NWS & NOAA? I guess we’ll be ok as long as nothing bad happens! And I mean c’mon, really, what are the odds of something bad happening? Bad things don’t really happen, do they?
February 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
To avoid spoilers, they should have named the movie Trying to Save Private Ryan
February 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Mmmmmmm that’s some good twig
February 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That was an amazing game. Shame it had to end on a bad call, but that call wasn’t any worse than Knell’s phantom foul on Love’s 3 about two minutes earlier. Go Cougs, great W
February 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Picture from last June
February 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Take only memories, flush only toilet paper
February 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I miss football
February 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oops! Kansas State washed their home & road uniforms together
February 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
What?! How am I supposed to watch the Super Bowl?
February 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Whatever the conditions are that cause frost to coat things, they’ve been out of control this week. Good excuse to get out and test my new Nikon Z fc.
February 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ok listen Netflix, I don’t pay you to add things to my to-do list. You’re supposed to be there for me when I’m done with the things I need to do. Stay in your lane.
February 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I hope he’s not the worst president we’ve ever had, but he certainly could be the worst person we’ve ever had as president
February 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There’s a horse in the hospital
January 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM