Zaphod Beeblecocks
@mxmarkargent.bsky.social
you think i'm small, but i can drag the moon from heaven with my bare hands. ttrpgs, comics, video games, gnarly sff artwork. i will repost your cat. https://my.pronouns.page/are/they/them https://mxmarkargent.carrd.co/
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what an affordable bird
January 16, 2026 at 12:44 AM
what an affordable bird
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Somehow the left ended up with beer, football, and liking hot ladies. Not clear how this happened but I'll take it
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Somehow the left ended up with beer, football, and liking hot ladies. Not clear how this happened but I'll take it
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have Dems not seen anything about who trains cops and what they train them to do
training makes cops *worse* because they're actively trained to be worse! "oh they keep acting like they're under mortal threat and escalate wildly" THEY ARE TRAINED TO DO THAT THAT'S WHERE TRAINING MONEY GOES
training makes cops *worse* because they're actively trained to be worse! "oh they keep acting like they're under mortal threat and escalate wildly" THEY ARE TRAINED TO DO THAT THAT'S WHERE TRAINING MONEY GOES
If these monsters were trained, being outnumbered by crowds would be less effective.
As it is, they have absolutely no fucking clue what to do and they are getting run out of every situation they force themselves into.
Dems calling for training are just pushing more, worse violence.
As it is, they have absolutely no fucking clue what to do and they are getting run out of every situation they force themselves into.
Dems calling for training are just pushing more, worse violence.
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 AM
have Dems not seen anything about who trains cops and what they train them to do
training makes cops *worse* because they're actively trained to be worse! "oh they keep acting like they're under mortal threat and escalate wildly" THEY ARE TRAINED TO DO THAT THAT'S WHERE TRAINING MONEY GOES
training makes cops *worse* because they're actively trained to be worse! "oh they keep acting like they're under mortal threat and escalate wildly" THEY ARE TRAINED TO DO THAT THAT'S WHERE TRAINING MONEY GOES
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There is a lot of woe in the world, but here is one thing I'm excited about:
nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger This zine layout tool is a dream I never knew I had. You can upload a pdf of your, e.g., 56-page 1/4-sized zine in page order (1-56), and in seconds get back a 14-page doc you can print from.
nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger This zine layout tool is a dream I never knew I had. You can upload a pdf of your, e.g., 56-page 1/4-sized zine in page order (1-56), and in seconds get back a 14-page doc you can print from.
The ZineArranger by Nash High
Zine layout tool for PDFs
nashhigh.itch.io
January 14, 2026 at 10:16 PM
There is a lot of woe in the world, but here is one thing I'm excited about:
nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger This zine layout tool is a dream I never knew I had. You can upload a pdf of your, e.g., 56-page 1/4-sized zine in page order (1-56), and in seconds get back a 14-page doc you can print from.
nashhigh.itch.io/zinearranger This zine layout tool is a dream I never knew I had. You can upload a pdf of your, e.g., 56-page 1/4-sized zine in page order (1-56), and in seconds get back a 14-page doc you can print from.
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
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Lorena Bobbitt did nothing wrong, and we should remember that a jury acquitted her because it took the totality of her circumstances into consideration.
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Lorena Bobbitt did nothing wrong, and we should remember that a jury acquitted her because it took the totality of her circumstances into consideration.
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Bubba the Cave Duck will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 16, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Bubba the Cave Duck will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
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January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
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I bet you could take a whole herd of ICE guys with a medium-large bag of marbles
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I bet you could take a whole herd of ICE guys with a medium-large bag of marbles
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Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
January 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Are you approaching beavers like it's the Middle Ages? Then you are a fool.
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On today’s stream, we’re joined by @midimyers.com and @zoehhannah.com to talk about @mothership.blog, their very exciting new site at the intersection of gender and games. We go live at 4 PM ET
twitch.tv/aftermathdot...
twitch.tv/aftermathdot...
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
On today’s stream, we’re joined by @midimyers.com and @zoehhannah.com to talk about @mothership.blog, their very exciting new site at the intersection of gender and games. We go live at 4 PM ET
twitch.tv/aftermathdot...
twitch.tv/aftermathdot...
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The things I wish I could say right now.
I'll say this much- this terror you're feeling? Some of us have been living with since 2016. Some of us since 2001. Some of us since the 1600s. No one should have to feel like this ever.
I'll say this much- this terror you're feeling? Some of us have been living with since 2016. Some of us since 2001. Some of us since the 1600s. No one should have to feel like this ever.
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
The things I wish I could say right now.
I'll say this much- this terror you're feeling? Some of us have been living with since 2016. Some of us since 2001. Some of us since the 1600s. No one should have to feel like this ever.
I'll say this much- this terror you're feeling? Some of us have been living with since 2016. Some of us since 2001. Some of us since the 1600s. No one should have to feel like this ever.
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January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Someday I will be able to stop and process the unmitigated horror of existing in a world run by stupid, hateful rapists who long to destroy and violate everything good and beautiful and whose most nominally powerful opponent is a political party which thinks it's rude to point this out.
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Someday I will be able to stop and process the unmitigated horror of existing in a world run by stupid, hateful rapists who long to destroy and violate everything good and beautiful and whose most nominally powerful opponent is a political party which thinks it's rude to point this out.
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pardon me if i don't think, as some apparently do that, *checks notes*, sTaR wARs has prepared us for this moment
January 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
pardon me if i don't think, as some apparently do that, *checks notes*, sTaR wARs has prepared us for this moment
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Not a single thought in that littol head of hers.
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Not a single thought in that littol head of hers.
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the little fascist Chuck E. Cheese prize they get for hurting our neighbors and countrymen is pretty fucking vile
In the grand scheme this is not the most important thing that happened today.
But "protesters eagerly sift through the equipment and papers left behind by the regime's routed elite security forces" historically happens at a much later stage of regime collapse than this.
But "protesters eagerly sift through the equipment and papers left behind by the regime's routed elite security forces" historically happens at a much later stage of regime collapse than this.
January 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
the little fascist Chuck E. Cheese prize they get for hurting our neighbors and countrymen is pretty fucking vile
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Art by • Philippe Druillet
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Art by • Philippe Druillet
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Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota
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Raise your hand if you've been personally victimised by the January void
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimised by the January void
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Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
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I'll never not repost this one cause she's way too cool
January 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I'll never not repost this one cause she's way too cool