A Somm Called SURGE
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Let's dance to the drummer's beat! Philly sports, wrestling, Catholic (but you can make fun, we deserve it), BLM, and Grease 2. CMS Certified Sommelier. He/him
Pinned
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Me, when the scissors go csssssllllhhhhhhhhhssshhh through wrapping paper:
🥰🎶💍🍻❤️🔥🙆♀️🫦🫶🤩
Me, when the scissors go fkkkkfffrrrrbbbrrrrttttkkkkkfmb through the wrapping paper:
😤🔪💀🏚️☹️🔫💪👿💣
🥰🎶💍🍻❤️🔥🙆♀️🫦🫶🤩
Me, when the scissors go fkkkkfffrrrrbbbrrrrttttkkkkkfmb through the wrapping paper:
😤🔪💀🏚️☹️🔫💪👿💣
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Me, when the scissors go csssssllllhhhhhhhhhssshhh through wrapping paper:
🥰🎶💍🍻❤️🔥🙆♀️🫦🫶🤩
Me, when the scissors go fkkkkfffrrrrbbbrrrrttttkkkkkfmb through the wrapping paper:
😤🔪💀🏚️☹️🔫💪👿💣
🥰🎶💍🍻❤️🔥🙆♀️🫦🫶🤩
Me, when the scissors go fkkkkfffrrrrbbbrrrrttttkkkkkfmb through the wrapping paper:
😤🔪💀🏚️☹️🔫💪👿💣
Genuinely sad today, Bowen Yang being a star on SNL was pretty huge for me.
December 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Genuinely sad today, Bowen Yang being a star on SNL was pretty huge for me.
Bowen Yang Forever
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Bowen Yang Forever
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December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
An alternate universe of A Link to the Past, where Link follows his uncle, but into the Lost Woods and catches him reading from his private porno stash.
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
An alternate universe of A Link to the Past, where Link follows his uncle, but into the Lost Woods and catches him reading from his private porno stash.
I can see Epstein inviting Michael Jackson to his island, and hyping it up so he'll come. And then he shows up and is disappointed there's no Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo anywhere on the island, and is incredibly bored the whole time.
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I can see Epstein inviting Michael Jackson to his island, and hyping it up so he'll come. And then he shows up and is disappointed there's no Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo anywhere on the island, and is incredibly bored the whole time.
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Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Godzilla vs Spacegodzilla (1994)
Where are the files, Lebowski?
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Where are the files, Lebowski?
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Started calculating in my mind if a tie would actually be the best outcome for the Eagles. Ugh.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Started calculating in my mind if a tie would actually be the best outcome for the Eagles. Ugh.
Oh no, that blonde lady ref is gonna catch flack for that kick on the inbounds call.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Oh no, that blonde lady ref is gonna catch flack for that kick on the inbounds call.
You can't let the antisemite win this fucking game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
You can't let the antisemite win this fucking game.
I think the Eagles lost a game to the Seahawks where they could've taken the lead if someone picked up what everyone thought was a dead ball in the end zone. Shivers.
December 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I think the Eagles lost a game to the Seahawks where they could've taken the lead if someone picked up what everyone thought was a dead ball in the end zone. Shivers.
Me: Powerball is over a billion!
Them: Yeah but after taxes it’s only [several] hundred million.
Sometimes I wonder why I try to start a fun conversation.
Them: Yeah but after taxes it’s only [several] hundred million.
Sometimes I wonder why I try to start a fun conversation.
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Me: Powerball is over a billion!
Them: Yeah but after taxes it’s only [several] hundred million.
Sometimes I wonder why I try to start a fun conversation.
Them: Yeah but after taxes it’s only [several] hundred million.
Sometimes I wonder why I try to start a fun conversation.
We are not getting the Shiny Keldeo until 2075. #pokemongo
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
We are not getting the Shiny Keldeo until 2075. #pokemongo
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finally, a solution for the sophisticated warhammer player who wants to spotlight the crown jewel of his fine wine collection
December 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
finally, a solution for the sophisticated warhammer player who wants to spotlight the crown jewel of his fine wine collection
I can see the President's inner circle having an emergency meeting to take the heat off his back, and he keeps pushing the sending of checks to someone, so they agreed to veterans. And they need to decide on a value, so one person suggests "1776?" And Trump replies "Why 1776?"
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I can see the President's inner circle having an emergency meeting to take the heat off his back, and he keeps pushing the sending of checks to someone, so they agreed to veterans. And they need to decide on a value, so one person suggests "1776?" And Trump replies "Why 1776?"
If you ever wanna hear a weasel with emphysema laugh for half an hour, watch the third act of Home Alone 2 with me while an elder relative fell asleep on the couch and I don’t wanna wake her up.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
If you ever wanna hear a weasel with emphysema laugh for half an hour, watch the third act of Home Alone 2 with me while an elder relative fell asleep on the couch and I don’t wanna wake her up.
The Oscars announced they’ll broadcast on YouTube, and this will be my face Award Night everytime my phone rings and it’s an elder relative
a man in a brown jacket is holding a white egg in his hand .
ALT: a man in a brown jacket is holding a white egg in his hand .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Oscars announced they’ll broadcast on YouTube, and this will be my face Award Night everytime my phone rings and it’s an elder relative
Twenty years from now, MTG is gonna be talking about Mike Johnson like Bret Hart talks about Bill Goldberg.
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Twenty years from now, MTG is gonna be talking about Mike Johnson like Bret Hart talks about Bill Goldberg.
Oh my god lol
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh my god lol
Note to self:
-Seahawks beat Rams on Thursday
-Birds win on Saturday
-Greenbay beats Bears on Sunday
-San Fran loses to Indy on Monday
If all goes well, Eagles back to second seed, with a shot at the first.
-Seahawks beat Rams on Thursday
-Birds win on Saturday
-Greenbay beats Bears on Sunday
-San Fran loses to Indy on Monday
If all goes well, Eagles back to second seed, with a shot at the first.
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Note to self:
-Seahawks beat Rams on Thursday
-Birds win on Saturday
-Greenbay beats Bears on Sunday
-San Fran loses to Indy on Monday
If all goes well, Eagles back to second seed, with a shot at the first.
-Seahawks beat Rams on Thursday
-Birds win on Saturday
-Greenbay beats Bears on Sunday
-San Fran loses to Indy on Monday
If all goes well, Eagles back to second seed, with a shot at the first.
Playing Gitaroo Man again. Man, I get kinda really into my emotions when you have to do the Legendary Theme a second time, on electric. If you know, you know yo.
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Playing Gitaroo Man again. Man, I get kinda really into my emotions when you have to do the Legendary Theme a second time, on electric. If you know, you know yo.
An old DM of mine said next time we'll meet, he'll introduce his girlfriend Kristen Stuart. Tried not to laugh.
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
An old DM of mine said next time we'll meet, he'll introduce his girlfriend Kristen Stuart. Tried not to laugh.
“While there are no known links between ISEA and Australia, there have previously been links between Australians and terrorist groups in the Philippines,” a briefing document reads.
Oh boy, here we go.
Oh boy, here we go.
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“While there are no known links between ISEA and Australia, there have previously been links between Australians and terrorist groups in the Philippines,” a briefing document reads.
Oh boy, here we go.
Oh boy, here we go.