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Michael W|Warren Lucas
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Author of too many books. Sysadmin. Pet rats, martial arts, gelato. Punch white supremacists and TERFs. https://mwl.io.

Not the gay porn star.
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Cashel would like to remind you that in a world where the Onion owns InfoWars, anything is possible.

Write that book. Release that zero-day. Lick that wire. #petrats #rats
Sudden inspiration for next book's sponsor gift. Just thinking here, pondering, but maybe:

ramen seasoning bath bombs?
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Cashel and Mezzo ending the year as they started it, safely snuggled up in their human's arms. #petRats #rats
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Cashel and Mezzo ending the year as they started it, safely snuggled up in their human's arms. #petRats #rats
December 31, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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You Are The Gromblin

Voyage from post to post across the dismal caverns of social media. When you see a promising post, you may comment "I am the Gromblin".

If you encounter another post where someone has commented "I am the Gromblin", you have found the way to the Gromblin homeland. You win.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Therapy:
- Expensive
- Some therapists are plain shit
- Limited availability

Yelling at the Moon:
- Free
- Proven stress-reliever
- Not against the law if you go deep enough into the woods
- Ignore that howl. It's NOT a werewolf
- No, you're not being stalked! Don't be paranoid!
- Don't turn around
December 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Open up this picture fully.

Then look at the surface of Mars.

Then look up to the top right.

Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.

Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.

That's Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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This isn't even a comment on the quality of the show (also Im aware I don't have a job)

FUCK, just enjoy things.
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Ad: "2800 minutes of stranger things stands between you and the final season"

Person on ad: "Summarise the previous seasons for me AI, suggest that episodes i should watch given I have a full time job"

Me: JUST TAKE YOUR TIME WATCHING THE SHOW.
December 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
2026 #Writing Plan: connect keyboard to bluetooth shock collar.

Any time I drop below 25 words a minute (1500 wph), issue a shock.
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Today's discovery: the Lasagna Battery

My mom always griped about aluminum foil sticking to her lasagna.

www.instagram.com/reels/DAD2K6...
ACS Reactions on Instagram: "Is lasagna-power considered a renewable resource? #stem #electrodes #energy #chemistry"
1,225 likes, 73 comments - acsreactions on September 18, 2024: "Is lasagna-power considered a renewable resource? #stem #electrodes #energy #chemistry".
www.instagram.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Farthing, my alternate history mystery novel about why good people do bad things is $1.99 as an ebook right now in the US www.amazon.com/Farthing-Sto...
Farthing: A Story of a World that Could Have Been (Small Change Book 1)
Farthing: A Story of a World that Could Have Been (Small Change Book 1) - Kindle edition by Walton, Jo. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Farthing: A Story of a World that Could Have Been (Small Change Book 1).
www.amazon.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Pls RT: The Rape & Abuse Helpline UK (toll-free) - 0808 800 0123 answered by women; 0808 800 0122 answered by men
December 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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A reminder for 2026:

in a time where internet algorithms are being trained on anger, & politicians & media outlets are learning how to capitalise on fear & hatred, the most radical thing you can do in public is SHARE MOMENTS OF JOY.

Share what you love as much as possible. Let gratitude be fire.
December 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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This is a good thread.
Since masking is being discussed, I wear a mask most places. I also use a nasal barrier spray and because I have mast cell fuckery that continues to not be diagnosed as anything, I take a lot of antihistamines. I don't get sick often anymore. Because I mask.

We were at the emergency vet yesterday.
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dexter the rat hates broccoli.
YouTube video by Dexter & Friends
www.youtube.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
So another famous racist died? Good for us!
December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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“As long as we have the support of each other, we’ve got this. Some days that may feel hard to believe, but even in times of great fear, my heart clings to this sense of hope...”

As 2025 draws to a close, my newsletter asks us to assess our support systems: thorncoyle.kit.com/posts/system...
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST THE AI LETTER.

It's bad. Move on. Don't monetize it. Don't give it air.

Anyone have articles people should be reading? Post them! Reply here with them!
December 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I have watched this several times now. Just gets funnier and funnier 💀
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Dear Digital Reader and above Patronizers: you have a free book from me, check your account.
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I never write to market.

I expect the market to buy to me. #writing
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM