Rick Gualtieri
@rickgualtieri.com
Horror & Comedy Author, here to offer a temporary escape from all of life's BS. Fan of cryptids, Transformers, & Godzilla.
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
He/Him.
Check out my books at: https://rickgualtieri.com/links/
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Rick Gualtieri
@rickgualtieri.com
· Feb 18
What happens when a foul-mouthed gamer is mistakenly recruited into the ranks of the undead?
All hell breaks loose, duh!
The Tome of Bill horror comedy series, starting with BILL THE VAMPIRE.
There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K #books
All hell breaks loose, duh!
The Tome of Bill horror comedy series, starting with BILL THE VAMPIRE.
There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K #books
ChatGPT, come up with a totally believable, not at all suspicious name for this book marketing scam I’m running… 😂
January 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
ChatGPT, come up with a totally believable, not at all suspicious name for this book marketing scam I’m running… 😂
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Not a ton of book releases this year, but I revamped all my marketing and am down 40lbs since the start of 2025.
I’ll take the win.
I’ll take the win.
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Not a ton of book releases this year, but I revamped all my marketing and am down 40lbs since the start of 2025.
I’ll take the win.
I’ll take the win.
Ending the year ... proofing more audio. Five more chapters just dropped from my narrator, so figured I'd knock them out this morning before proceeding to goof off the rest of the day.
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ending the year ... proofing more audio. Five more chapters just dropped from my narrator, so figured I'd knock them out this morning before proceeding to goof off the rest of the day.
It cracks me up how the book marketing scammers just feed my blurbs into GenAI so that it rewords them slightly and then think I’m stupid enough to believe that’s an actual opinion of the book itself.
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It cracks me up how the book marketing scammers just feed my blurbs into GenAI so that it rewords them slightly and then think I’m stupid enough to believe that’s an actual opinion of the book itself.
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
December 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Tomorrow’s festivities: ordering pizza and staying the eff home. And then some sparkling peach if I actually make it to midnight.
I know, crazy, right? It’s like we’re outta control here.
I know, crazy, right? It’s like we’re outta control here.
December 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Tomorrow’s festivities: ordering pizza and staying the eff home. And then some sparkling peach if I actually make it to midnight.
I know, crazy, right? It’s like we’re outta control here.
I know, crazy, right? It’s like we’re outta control here.
My latest release goes back to my roots in horror comedy. Been a while since I released one as it's not always easy to be funny these days.
That said, if it makes at least one person's day a little brighter then mission accomplished.
That said, if it makes at least one person's day a little brighter then mission accomplished.
December 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My latest release goes back to my roots in horror comedy. Been a while since I released one as it's not always easy to be funny these days.
That said, if it makes at least one person's day a little brighter then mission accomplished.
That said, if it makes at least one person's day a little brighter then mission accomplished.
All right, 16 chapters of audio proofed for this book. Still 30 more to go, but I think the rest will have to wait until 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
All right, 16 chapters of audio proofed for this book. Still 30 more to go, but I think the rest will have to wait until 2026.
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
Windy AF here in central Jersey tonight, as in I keep looking out the window to make sure nothing’s been uprooted windy.
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Windy AF here in central Jersey tonight, as in I keep looking out the window to make sure nothing’s been uprooted windy.
People crashing out over Will being gay - something that was obvious multiple seasons ago - while I'm here just relieved they gave him a do other than that godawful bowl cut.
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
People crashing out over Will being gay - something that was obvious multiple seasons ago - while I'm here just relieved they gave him a do other than that godawful bowl cut.
The covers for my first three books were all originally homemade using a combination of my photography, stock photography, font tools, and some meager photoshop skills. Were they good? Not particularly, but I learned a lot from them, and they kicked off a 15 yr and counting career...
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The covers for my first three books were all originally homemade using a combination of my photography, stock photography, font tools, and some meager photoshop skills. Were they good? Not particularly, but I learned a lot from them, and they kicked off a 15 yr and counting career...
Words cannot express how much I loathe Ingram Spark's pricing tool on their website. For God's sake, turn off instant calculations, let us fill in the damned thing, then calculate it all at the end.
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Words cannot express how much I loathe Ingram Spark's pricing tool on their website. For God's sake, turn off instant calculations, let us fill in the damned thing, then calculate it all at the end.
Time for the obligatory book birthday post that social media will pretend is invisible. But we keep trying anyway.
Introducing: MIKE THE WEREWOLF - a horror comedy for Kindle / Kindle Unlimited.
His inner beast is in need of a flea bath!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5L4THY3
Introducing: MIKE THE WEREWOLF - a horror comedy for Kindle / Kindle Unlimited.
His inner beast is in need of a flea bath!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5L4THY3
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Time for the obligatory book birthday post that social media will pretend is invisible. But we keep trying anyway.
Introducing: MIKE THE WEREWOLF - a horror comedy for Kindle / Kindle Unlimited.
His inner beast is in need of a flea bath!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5L4THY3
Introducing: MIKE THE WEREWOLF - a horror comedy for Kindle / Kindle Unlimited.
His inner beast is in need of a flea bath!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0G5L4THY3
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Don't sleep with the lights on!
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you.
BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1.
A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Me: "I paid for overnight shipping three days ago. Product has not arrived. I'd like the shipping refunded."
Seller: "So you're saying the screen is chipped and you want to return it."
Me: "That is quite obviously NOT what I am saying."
Seller: "So you're saying the screen is chipped and you want to return it."
Me: "That is quite obviously NOT what I am saying."
December 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me: "I paid for overnight shipping three days ago. Product has not arrived. I'd like the shipping refunded."
Seller: "So you're saying the screen is chipped and you want to return it."
Me: "That is quite obviously NOT what I am saying."
Seller: "So you're saying the screen is chipped and you want to return it."
Me: "That is quite obviously NOT what I am saying."
Mike The Werewolf launches tomorrow in eBook and Print, so only fitting I spend today proofing some of its audio files.
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Mike The Werewolf launches tomorrow in eBook and Print, so only fitting I spend today proofing some of its audio files.
Amazon customer service has gone so downhill. 2nd time contacting them. I'm in Prime, but paid $25 to have an item overnighted. Item didn't arrive on time. In fact, hasn't arrived yet. So, I'm trying to get the shipping refunded, but getting the runaround instead.
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Amazon customer service has gone so downhill. 2nd time contacting them. I'm in Prime, but paid $25 to have an item overnighted. Item didn't arrive on time. In fact, hasn't arrived yet. So, I'm trying to get the shipping refunded, but getting the runaround instead.
Got a waffle maker for Christmas and, oddly enough, waffles were requested for breakfast today.
Coincidence? I think not. 🤣
Coincidence? I think not. 🤣
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Got a waffle maker for Christmas and, oddly enough, waffles were requested for breakfast today.
Coincidence? I think not. 🤣
Coincidence? I think not. 🤣
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
December 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN!
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them.
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Alissa made street tacos with the carne asada leftover from Christmas, and damn are they good.
December 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Alissa made street tacos with the carne asada leftover from Christmas, and damn are they good.
🎶I’m dreaming of a white … two days after Christmas?🎶
Nah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 😄
Nah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 😄
December 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🎶I’m dreaming of a white … two days after Christmas?🎶
Nah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 😄
Nah, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 😄
Huh. Guess I wasn’t kidding with my kindle post a few days back. Yesterday ended up being my 2nd highest non-launch day of the year.
Woo!
Woo!
December 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Huh. Guess I wasn’t kidding with my kindle post a few days back. Yesterday ended up being my 2nd highest non-launch day of the year.
Woo!
Woo!
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“What are you?”
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
“Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.”
Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES
For ebook, print, and audio.
www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1