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Call me up day or night free drinks and bad advice.
And it's not much, but my money's on you
(they/them/their)
And it's not much, but my money's on you
(they/them/their)
It's that time of year. Christmas has held Thanksgiving's head under the icy water until it expired, and the Yuletide has turned. Seize the stereos of production and insist that this playlist gets equal time. open.spotify.com/playlist/73U...
Slouching Toward Bethlehem
open.spotify.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's that time of year. Christmas has held Thanksgiving's head under the icy water until it expired, and the Yuletide has turned. Seize the stereos of production and insist that this playlist gets equal time. open.spotify.com/playlist/73U...
It's not exactly a hot take to say that our vice president is like Chat GPT in that he'll tell you anything he thinks you want to hear. But I'm saying it anyway.
JD Vance you're a lying unscrupulous shyster and if I never saw your unctuous face again I would believe in God again.
JD Vance you're a lying unscrupulous shyster and if I never saw your unctuous face again I would believe in God again.
Vance loves to deploy fabricated racist fearmongering. First Haitians are eating the pets, now Indigenous people sacrificed children?! Sheesh.
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's not exactly a hot take to say that our vice president is like Chat GPT in that he'll tell you anything he thinks you want to hear. But I'm saying it anyway.
JD Vance you're a lying unscrupulous shyster and if I never saw your unctuous face again I would believe in God again.
JD Vance you're a lying unscrupulous shyster and if I never saw your unctuous face again I would believe in God again.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Robert Cray/Jimmy Cliff/Grateful Dead
Lilith Fair
Matt Nathanson
Consolidated/Meat Beat Manifesto
Nitzer Ebb/Ministry/NIN
Robert Cray/Jimmy Cliff/Grateful Dead
Lilith Fair
Matt Nathanson
Consolidated/Meat Beat Manifesto
Nitzer Ebb/Ministry/NIN
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Bugs Bunny on Broadway
Dear Friends -Music from Final Fantasy-
Prince
Blues Traveler (Big Head Todd and the Monsters opening act)
Mannheim Steamroller
Bugs Bunny on Broadway
Dear Friends -Music from Final Fantasy-
Prince
Blues Traveler (Big Head Todd and the Monsters opening act)
Mannheim Steamroller
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
2. Sarah McLachlan
3. Van Halen
4. Ani DiFranco
5. Joe Satriani
1. Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
2. Sarah McLachlan
3. Van Halen
4. Ani DiFranco
5. Joe Satriani
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Robert Cray/Jimmy Cliff/Grateful Dead
Lilith Fair
Matt Nathanson
Consolidated/Meat Beat Manifesto
Nitzer Ebb/Ministry/NIN
Robert Cray/Jimmy Cliff/Grateful Dead
Lilith Fair
Matt Nathanson
Consolidated/Meat Beat Manifesto
Nitzer Ebb/Ministry/NIN
Party over.
Oops.
Out of time.
Oops.
Out of time.
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Party over.
Oops.
Out of time.
Oops.
Out of time.
And how exactly will Trump “cure cancer” without science and medical research funding?
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Finally!
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Finally!
I think it's time we blow this scene.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I think it's time we blow this scene.
"Nice economy you've got there. Be a shame if something bad were to happen to it."
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"Nice economy you've got there. Be a shame if something bad were to happen to it."
That's a solid burn.
Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
That's a solid burn.
I'll take 'Stupid things republicans said today' for four hundred, Alex.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'll take 'Stupid things republicans said today' for four hundred, Alex.
The president forgot to invite any European or Ukrainian negotiators to the big Ukraine fire sale, but Europe helpfully chips in anyway.
Europeans propose changes to US Ukraine plan with higher army cap, NATO-style security pact -doc reut.rs/4pw99Qc
Europeans propose changes to US Ukraine plan with higher army cap, NATO-style security pact -doc
Their proposals increase the military personnel cap and a NATO-style security pact.
reut.rs
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The president forgot to invite any European or Ukrainian negotiators to the big Ukraine fire sale, but Europe helpfully chips in anyway.
Can't say 'immunizations' or 'vaccines'? Maybe try "Don't want to die of influenza? Stop into your local health clinic and ask us how!"
A year ago, flyers promoting vaccines were prevalent across the Navajo Nation.
But as Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has put his stamp on federal immunization policy, the Indian Health Service’s messaging on immunizations has taken a stark turn.
By @maryhudetz.bsky.social
But as Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has put his stamp on federal immunization policy, the Indian Health Service’s messaging on immunizations has taken a stark turn.
By @maryhudetz.bsky.social
The Indian Health Service Is Flagging Vaccine-Related Speech. Doctors Say They’re Being Censored.
Officials have deemed terms like “immunizations” and “vaccines” risky “buzzwords” that require approval to be used in social media posts, pamphlets and presentations.
www.propublica.org
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Can't say 'immunizations' or 'vaccines'? Maybe try "Don't want to die of influenza? Stop into your local health clinic and ask us how!"
www.alternet.org/trump-offici...
In further news, nobody is surprised to hear of Bongino's estranged relationship to the truth.
In further news, nobody is surprised to hear of Bongino's estranged relationship to the truth.
Federal judge says Trump officials 'lied multiple times' under oath
In a new 233-page ruling, U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis found that many top officials in President Donald Trump's administration "lied multiple times" under oath. The Thursday ruling issued a prelimi...
www.alternet.org
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
www.alternet.org/trump-offici...
In further news, nobody is surprised to hear of Bongino's estranged relationship to the truth.
In further news, nobody is surprised to hear of Bongino's estranged relationship to the truth.
Putin took out his Donny AutoPen and wrote up a Christmas wish list because he's been a very good boy this year. He gets everything he wants, and Ukraine and Russia pay for it all.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Putin took out his Donny AutoPen and wrote up a Christmas wish list because he's been a very good boy this year. He gets everything he wants, and Ukraine and Russia pay for it all.
www.npr.org/2025/11/20/n...
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt calls 'telling the truth' 'a threat to national security and safety'.
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt calls 'telling the truth' 'a threat to national security and safety'.
Trump says Democratic lawmakers' video is 'seditious behavior, punishable by death'
The Democratic lawmakers said that members of the military can and must refuse illegal orders by their superiors.
www.npr.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
www.npr.org/2025/11/20/n...
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt calls 'telling the truth' 'a threat to national security and safety'.
Press secretary Karoline Leavitt calls 'telling the truth' 'a threat to national security and safety'.
If I were to make cutting edge fighter jet technology available to China in exchange for a multi-billion dollar real estate deal in Saudi Arabia, I might be charged with treason.
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If I were to make cutting edge fighter jet technology available to China in exchange for a multi-billion dollar real estate deal in Saudi Arabia, I might be charged with treason.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsF8...
Some female is being uppity to our highly respected president.
Some female is being uppity to our highly respected president.
insubordinate wut
YouTube video by Tiedrich
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsF8...
Some female is being uppity to our highly respected president.
Some female is being uppity to our highly respected president.
At this point I almost suspect he's not suffering from dementia. He's suffering from a psychopathy and he's just trying to push the borders and see if they ever break.
I think the President of the US responding to a question about the murder of a journalist with "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman" is probably pretty bad.
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
At this point I almost suspect he's not suffering from dementia. He's suffering from a psychopathy and he's just trying to push the borders and see if they ever break.
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
Holy carp. The vote was 427-1. I don't recognize the name of the one dissenting vote.
Holy carp. The vote was 427-1. I don't recognize the name of the one dissenting vote.
www.reuters.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...
Holy carp. The vote was 427-1. I don't recognize the name of the one dissenting vote.
Holy carp. The vote was 427-1. I don't recognize the name of the one dissenting vote.
Trump defends Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying ‘things happen’.
This just in, the king of petty vengeance shrugs and says "things happen".
Ffffffffuuuuuuuu
This just in, the king of petty vengeance shrugs and says "things happen".
Ffffffffuuuuuuuu
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trump defends Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over killing of Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi, saying ‘things happen’.
This just in, the king of petty vengeance shrugs and says "things happen".
Ffffffffuuuuuuuu
This just in, the king of petty vengeance shrugs and says "things happen".
Ffffffffuuuuuuuu