Michael Wiegand
@mwiegand.bsky.social
Family man, ranged damage dealer, multi-instrumentalist, Sounders supporter, pale Northwest guy.
This shit’s gonna be redacted to where it won’t matter. He hasn’t faced consequences for anything else. Why start now?
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
This shit’s gonna be redacted to where it won’t matter. He hasn’t faced consequences for anything else. Why start now?
Also, since @doctormorbis.bsky.social liked this, it reminded me:
I could never convince my friends that this was SDRE’s best album over Diary. Only that “Guitar & Video Games” was one of their best songs.
Related: My position has changed and I now think LP2 is my favorite SDRE album.
I could never convince my friends that this was SDRE’s best album over Diary. Only that “Guitar & Video Games” was one of their best songs.
Related: My position has changed and I now think LP2 is my favorite SDRE album.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
A few, for your consideration.
A few, for your consideration.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Also, since @doctormorbis.bsky.social liked this, it reminded me:
I could never convince my friends that this was SDRE’s best album over Diary. Only that “Guitar & Video Games” was one of their best songs.
Related: My position has changed and I now think LP2 is my favorite SDRE album.
I could never convince my friends that this was SDRE’s best album over Diary. Only that “Guitar & Video Games” was one of their best songs.
Related: My position has changed and I now think LP2 is my favorite SDRE album.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
A few, for your consideration.
A few, for your consideration.
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
A few, for your consideration.
A few, for your consideration.
Reposted by Michael Wiegand
Dems didn't brand "white dudes" as the "bad guy" as Portnoy suggests. We branded people who support a toxic, hate-filled convicted felon who abuses women and lies constantly about everything as the bad guys, and they just happen to be disproportionately white men.
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
Dave Portnoy Says He Turned on Dems Because They Branded 'White Dudes' Society's 'Bad Guy'
Barstool Sports boss Dave Portnoy said he flipped to supporting Republicans because Democrats branded "white dudes" as the "bad guy" in America during the Biden Administration
www.mediaite.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dems didn't brand "white dudes" as the "bad guy" as Portnoy suggests. We branded people who support a toxic, hate-filled convicted felon who abuses women and lies constantly about everything as the bad guys, and they just happen to be disproportionately white men.
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
Honestly, I hope Clinton and Trump are prison roomies for the remainder of their days. Bring it on.
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Honestly, I hope Clinton and Trump are prison roomies for the remainder of their days. Bring it on.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
Dunking on MAGA should be so easy in the midterms. On the economy alone. But I’m sure the Democrats will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
There's a lot of bad words my Sicilian grandfather taught me and I'm using them all right now.
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
www.wsj.com/world/europe...
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves
The Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of the tariffs it has levied.
www.wsj.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Dunking on MAGA should be so easy in the midterms. On the economy alone. But I’m sure the Democrats will find a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Imagine a Labor Party in the US free from the do-nothing shackles of the Democrats. I hope I live long enough to see it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Imagine a Labor Party in the US free from the do-nothing shackles of the Democrats. I hope I live long enough to see it.
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
Was busy Extra Life-ing today and didn’t really have a moment to ponder the Sounders off-season.
A few thoughts…
A few thoughts…
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Was busy Extra Life-ing today and didn’t really have a moment to ponder the Sounders off-season.
A few thoughts…
A few thoughts…
We’re less than 24 hours away from Extra Life Game Day, where I’m raising money for Seattle Children's.
Would be honored for the financial support if you’re in a position to give.
If not, stop by the Twitch stream tomorrow and help us signal boost.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
Would be honored for the financial support if you’re in a position to give.
If not, stop by the Twitch stream tomorrow and help us signal boost.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We’re less than 24 hours away from Extra Life Game Day, where I’m raising money for Seattle Children's.
Would be honored for the financial support if you’re in a position to give.
If not, stop by the Twitch stream tomorrow and help us signal boost.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
Would be honored for the financial support if you’re in a position to give.
If not, stop by the Twitch stream tomorrow and help us signal boost.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
Reposted by Michael Wiegand
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
The New York Post making Comrade Zohran and his Aloof Wife look so fucking dope the last few days.
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The New York Post making Comrade Zohran and his Aloof Wife look so fucking dope the last few days.
Sounders are 12-2-3 in home matches that I attended this year. I was only present for 2 losses: Botafogo and Minnesota. Felt good to get back at the Loons tonight. #EBFG
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sounders are 12-2-3 in home matches that I attended this year. I was only present for 2 losses: Botafogo and Minnesota. Felt good to get back at the Loons tonight. #EBFG
Obed Vargas. Send post.
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Obed Vargas. Send post.
Don’t threaten us with an aloof wife good time.
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Don’t threaten us with an aloof wife good time.
MON, forever the Hunskelper.
(Also, I dare @soundersfc.com to use that exact pullover tracksuit top with any of our logo marks. I would click Buy Now so fast.)
(Also, I dare @soundersfc.com to use that exact pullover tracksuit top with any of our logo marks. I would click Buy Now so fast.)
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
MON, forever the Hunskelper.
(Also, I dare @soundersfc.com to use that exact pullover tracksuit top with any of our logo marks. I would click Buy Now so fast.)
(Also, I dare @soundersfc.com to use that exact pullover tracksuit top with any of our logo marks. I would click Buy Now so fast.)
Suck it Toronto. Suck it Springer. Suck it Drake. Etc. (Sorry to Vlad Jr. Only.)
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Suck it Toronto. Suck it Springer. Suck it Drake. Etc. (Sorry to Vlad Jr. Only.)
That call proving that, in every sport, professional referees/umpires can look at something 20 times on replay and still make the wrong decision.
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
That call proving that, in every sport, professional referees/umpires can look at something 20 times on replay and still make the wrong decision.
That’s a match Musovski needs to steal in regulation. Those two chances at the end were on a platter.
October 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
That’s a match Musovski needs to steal in regulation. Those two chances at the end were on a platter.
So, are we ready to reconsider how much of our success was attributable to Garth while he was here?
Seems like his tenure at ATL thus far has been an unmitigated disaster.
Seems like his tenure at ATL thus far has been an unmitigated disaster.
Tata Martino and Gio Savarese are among the finalists for the Atlanta United managerial vacancy. ( @ajc.com and @tombogert.bsky.social first on Martino). #ATLUTD
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Sources: 'Tata' in talks for possible Atlanta return
Former Atlanta United FC and Inter Miami CF manager Gerardo "Tata" Martino, as well as former Portland Timbers coach Giovanni Savarese are among the finalists to fill the managerial vacancy with Atlan...
www.espn.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So, are we ready to reconsider how much of our success was attributable to Garth while he was here?
Seems like his tenure at ATL thus far has been an unmitigated disaster.
Seems like his tenure at ATL thus far has been an unmitigated disaster.
Thank god for that because DPs 1-3 are the Weekly Injury Report.
Without spending big, the Seattle Sounders have assembled an all-time MLS roster to withstand one of the busiest seasons ever.
“Our fourth DP is our development system,” general manager Craig Waibel told me. “That’s where we choose to spend the money because it’s working.”
For @backheeled.com ⤵️
“Our fourth DP is our development system,” general manager Craig Waibel told me. “That’s where we choose to spend the money because it’s working.”
For @backheeled.com ⤵️
How the Seattle Sounders turned smart spending into an all-time great MLS roster
MLS is keeping its teams busier than ever, so the Sounders are looking inward to create an elite squad.
www.backheeled.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Thank god for that because DPs 1-3 are the Weekly Injury Report.
My team @cascadiangamers.bsky.social have a raffle every year with amazing video and tabletop gaming prizes. A $10 donation for the kids gets you in.
My coworker won a Diablo prize pack last year, so the odds are pretty damn good.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
My coworker won a Diablo prize pack last year, so the odds are pretty damn good.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
October 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My team @cascadiangamers.bsky.social have a raffle every year with amazing video and tabletop gaming prizes. A $10 donation for the kids gets you in.
My coworker won a Diablo prize pack last year, so the odds are pretty damn good.
www.extra-life.org/participants...
My coworker won a Diablo prize pack last year, so the odds are pretty damn good.
www.extra-life.org/participants...