Murph04
@murph04.bsky.social
Some people laugh, I suppose
Talk about Video Games on The Daydreamcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4fI3YMKs6KZ1QpKlLQsKYG
Talk about nonsense on This Podcast is a Bad Idea: https://open.spotify.com/show/6uO8FNXpamHgqYmBGPDH2I
Talk about Video Games on The Daydreamcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/4fI3YMKs6KZ1QpKlLQsKYG
Talk about nonsense on This Podcast is a Bad Idea: https://open.spotify.com/show/6uO8FNXpamHgqYmBGPDH2I
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Murph04
@murph04.bsky.social
· Nov 6
I don't have much of my own thoughts right now. So I'm just gonna quote Order of the Stick:
"You told me before that you are who you are on the worst day of your life.
And that's true. That's 100% true. But you know who else you are?
You are who you are on the *next* day."
"You told me before that you are who you are on the worst day of your life.
And that's true. That's 100% true. But you know who else you are?
You are who you are on the *next* day."
"Hope this email finds you well. Just to circle back to some things discussed earlier, I intend to hold you for the longest time"
"I think you ought to know, I intend to hold you for the longest time"
Is a very funny lyric tbh
Is a very funny lyric tbh
February 2, 2026 at 7:41 AM
"Hope this email finds you well. Just to circle back to some things discussed earlier, I intend to hold you for the longest time"
"I think you ought to know, I intend to hold you for the longest time"
Is a very funny lyric tbh
Is a very funny lyric tbh
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
"I think you ought to know, I intend to hold you for the longest time"
Is a very funny lyric tbh
Is a very funny lyric tbh
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OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
i also think game critics should score
January 28, 2026 at 4:44 AM
OH SO WHEN *SOMEONE ELSE* DOES IT
I can attest.
January 24, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I can attest.
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 AM
from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee
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Just found out my wife might be losing her job, so I'm desperately searching for work. Contract, full-time, freelance, whatever. Press, PR, consulting, anything. I have 16 years of editorial experience and have been writing about games for 13. Reviews, news, previews, guides, etc. RTs appreciated.
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Just found out my wife might be losing her job, so I'm desperately searching for work. Contract, full-time, freelance, whatever. Press, PR, consulting, anything. I have 16 years of editorial experience and have been writing about games for 13. Reviews, news, previews, guides, etc. RTs appreciated.
Make gifts for people
ARTISTS: quote with some random art advice!!
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Make gifts for people
I kinda thought Matt Forney was out of the game when it was revealed he ran a blog where he posed as a tradwife talking about how cunnilingus is unnatural and women secretly hate sex
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I kinda thought Matt Forney was out of the game when it was revealed he ran a blog where he posed as a tradwife talking about how cunnilingus is unnatural and women secretly hate sex
Back in the day, when a Man had constipation, he had nothing but time alone with his thoughts. Now a Boy can escape to the internet while his b-hole strains against his dietary choices
January 5, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Back in the day, when a Man had constipation, he had nothing but time alone with his thoughts. Now a Boy can escape to the internet while his b-hole strains against his dietary choices
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
Jesus Christ Schroeder
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Jesus Christ Schroeder
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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On my notepad for $10 Billion Ideas I've just written down "Drac the Ripper: Dracula is Jack the Ripper"
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
On my notepad for $10 Billion Ideas I've just written down "Drac the Ripper: Dracula is Jack the Ripper"
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tis the season
December 1, 2024 at 11:20 PM
tis the season
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I am deeply aware that nobody cares about what we do at @skyboxcritics.com, but I feel the need to repeat our stance on this, which we established in July:
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I am deeply aware that nobody cares about what we do at @skyboxcritics.com, but I feel the need to repeat our stance on this, which we established in July:
In case I don't see you again: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
December 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In case I don't see you again: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Top to bottom, front to back, what the fuck are we doing here?
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Top to bottom, front to back, what the fuck are we doing here?
Rudolph Ambiguous Motivation.gif
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Rudolph Ambiguous Motivation.gif
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❄️ ’Tis the season to celebrate with Sierra On-Line’s 1986 "A Computer Christmas." ❄️ Thanks to #softwarepreservation, this retro holiday classic is now a perennial gift for new generations of holiday revelers. 🦌🎄
See all the animated sequences ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
#TechHistory #retrogaming
See all the animated sequences ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
#TechHistory #retrogaming
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
❄️ ’Tis the season to celebrate with Sierra On-Line’s 1986 "A Computer Christmas." ❄️ Thanks to #softwarepreservation, this retro holiday classic is now a perennial gift for new generations of holiday revelers. 🦌🎄
See all the animated sequences ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
#TechHistory #retrogaming
See all the animated sequences ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
#TechHistory #retrogaming
Oh.
Oh that's "Light things on fire with my mind" anger I'm feeling
Oh that's "Light things on fire with my mind" anger I'm feeling
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh.
Oh that's "Light things on fire with my mind" anger I'm feeling
Oh that's "Light things on fire with my mind" anger I'm feeling
There's a Disney novel that gives Gaston a backstory where he was childhood friends with the Prince, who promises that Gaston will be a knight should he ever slay "a beast."
It's not very good and the cover is terrifying.
It's not very good and the cover is terrifying.
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
There's a Disney novel that gives Gaston a backstory where he was childhood friends with the Prince, who promises that Gaston will be a knight should he ever slay "a beast."
It's not very good and the cover is terrifying.
It's not very good and the cover is terrifying.
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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There’s this thing I like to call LinkedIn writing where people describe some normal ass daily experience as if they’re telling a grand parable that always has to end with how this experience is actually good for the business grindset mindset
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
There’s this thing I like to call LinkedIn writing where people describe some normal ass daily experience as if they’re telling a grand parable that always has to end with how this experience is actually good for the business grindset mindset