National Security Advisor Captain Crunch
@murderinalgiers.bsky.social
Theatre tech, extreme music fanatic and vinyl collector. Indoctrinating your children.
Left is best.
Left is best.
Goddamn right
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Goddamn right
The only eugenics I support is getting rid of that gene that makes people think cilantro taste like soap
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The only eugenics I support is getting rid of that gene that makes people think cilantro taste like soap
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Good morning! I’m currently at Beaverton High School in OR where a mass student walk out has just started to demand a proactive ICE protocol for their school and district.
Students say that similar walkouts were planned at multiple other high schools, including Aloha, Sunset, Southridge & more.
Students say that similar walkouts were planned at multiple other high schools, including Aloha, Sunset, Southridge & more.
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Good morning! I’m currently at Beaverton High School in OR where a mass student walk out has just started to demand a proactive ICE protocol for their school and district.
Students say that similar walkouts were planned at multiple other high schools, including Aloha, Sunset, Southridge & more.
Students say that similar walkouts were planned at multiple other high schools, including Aloha, Sunset, Southridge & more.
Trump really loves "solving" problems he creates
Trump: We are going to be giving and providing it to the farmers in economic assistance. Farmers like me based on voting trends. So we are going to use that money to provide $12 billion in economic assistance to American farmers. $12 billion is a lot of money
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Trump really loves "solving" problems he creates
Bin Laden absolutely won
This drunk sex pest excusing their crimes using "Weapons of mass destruction" of all things is so fucking humiliating. We never held anyone accountable for the countless crimes committed in the GWOT and we will keep paying a price for it until this country collapses. Bin Laden really did win.
Pete Hegseth compares the illicit drugs trafficked into America to Weapons of Mass Destruction.
"These narco terrorists are the Al-Qaeda of our hemisphere ... they're poisoning our people with narcotics so lethal that they're tantamount to chemical weapons."
"These narco terrorists are the Al-Qaeda of our hemisphere ... they're poisoning our people with narcotics so lethal that they're tantamount to chemical weapons."
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bin Laden absolutely won
Israel singlehandedly destroying Dems election chances for a decade because Dems won't stop licking their boots
Hillary Clinton doubled down at the Doha Forum on remarks she made last week at the Israel Hayom Summit, where she claimed young people who are pro-Palestinian have been propagandized & misinformed by social media. Moments ago, she said young people are getting an “incomplete” picture of the...
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Israel singlehandedly destroying Dems election chances for a decade because Dems won't stop licking their boots
I think the worst part of all of this is if Republicans do lose power in 2028 the Dems are just gonna let them all walk free with zero consequences
Pete Hegseth compares the illicit drugs trafficked into America to Weapons of Mass Destruction.
"These narco terrorists are the Al-Qaeda of our hemisphere ... they're poisoning our people with narcotics so lethal that they're tantamount to chemical weapons."
"These narco terrorists are the Al-Qaeda of our hemisphere ... they're poisoning our people with narcotics so lethal that they're tantamount to chemical weapons."
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I think the worst part of all of this is if Republicans do lose power in 2028 the Dems are just gonna let them all walk free with zero consequences
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The @thelouvreof.bsky.social will never go out of business
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The @thelouvreof.bsky.social will never go out of business
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Having SCOTUS determine if something in the constitution is constitutional is one of the dumbest things I could even imagine but here we are
The Trump administration is wasting taxpayer dollars on challenging the 14th amendment, which is enshrined in the constitution.
They should be putting this much emphasis on making things more affordable for the American people.
They should be putting this much emphasis on making things more affordable for the American people.
December 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Having SCOTUS determine if something in the constitution is constitutional is one of the dumbest things I could even imagine but here we are
Woke up by alarm that wasnt mine, dog kept me up, slept like ass, and then immediately fell down the stairs when I got out of bed.
Fucking come on man.
Fucking come on man.
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Woke up by alarm that wasnt mine, dog kept me up, slept like ass, and then immediately fell down the stairs when I got out of bed.
Fucking come on man.
Fucking come on man.
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Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
The part that I can't figure out is what John Roberts thinks he is doing. He used to seem to be a judge who was very attentive to appearances, I think on a theory that you can't draw too much attention to yourself without undermining your ability to continue to shape the law.
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Silicon Vally should be turned into a penal colony for tech bros, sectioned off from the world where they can all sniff each other's farts and try out all their worthless ideas on each other.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Silicon Vally should be turned into a penal colony for tech bros, sectioned off from the world where they can all sniff each other's farts and try out all their worthless ideas on each other.
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between the Kalshi / Polymarket stuff and insane AI videos of criminals being locked up, we finally get to watch the same media that they consume in the starship troopers universe
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
between the Kalshi / Polymarket stuff and insane AI videos of criminals being locked up, we finally get to watch the same media that they consume in the starship troopers universe
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"cHaIrmAn MaO" shut up, I hate this fucking dork
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"cHaIrmAn MaO" shut up, I hate this fucking dork
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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I cant believe we've been listening to right wing losers complain about being completely unfuckable for like a decade now
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"
Meanwhile, just the other day...
Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I cant believe we've been listening to right wing losers complain about being completely unfuckable for like a decade now
If you dont like A Christmas Story, then you dont have a sense of humor.
Sorry, I dont make the rules.
Sorry, I dont make the rules.
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you dont like A Christmas Story, then you dont have a sense of humor.
Sorry, I dont make the rules.
Sorry, I dont make the rules.
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I get it, but for God’s sake, let people enjoy this when there’s so little to be happy about.
Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I get it, but for God’s sake, let people enjoy this when there’s so little to be happy about.
We're literally dealing with Trump's efforts because of Biden
To applause and tears, Joe Biden today urged LGBTQ+ people to “get up and fight back” against Trump’s efforts to demonize this community.
“This is no time to give up. Get up!"
"There’s nothing more American than the notion of equality. Nothing, nothing, nothing." www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
“This is no time to give up. Get up!"
"There’s nothing more American than the notion of equality. Nothing, nothing, nothing." www.huffpost.com/entry/joe-bi...
Joe Biden Lashes Trump For ‘Trying To Distort’ Fight For LGBTQ+ Equality
“Get up and fight back!” the former president said to applause and tears as he accepted an award honoring his record of advancing LGBTQ+ rights.
www.huffpost.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We're literally dealing with Trump's efforts because of Biden
She's been at Vanity Fair for like 3 months lmfao
Olivia Nuzzi and Vanity Fair will part ways in an effort to extricate itself from a storm of controversy over her past romantic relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health secretary.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/b...
Olivia Nuzzi and Vanity Fair Will Part Ways
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
She's been at Vanity Fair for like 3 months lmfao
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Democrats in congress responding to White House tweets: "Hey um, uh, this isn't how we do things, sir."
Sabrina Carpenter responding to White House tweets:
"im literally outside you fukcass bithc"
Sabrina Carpenter responding to White House tweets:
"im literally outside you fukcass bithc"
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Democrats in congress responding to White House tweets: "Hey um, uh, this isn't how we do things, sir."
Sabrina Carpenter responding to White House tweets:
"im literally outside you fukcass bithc"
Sabrina Carpenter responding to White House tweets:
"im literally outside you fukcass bithc"
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