Cannonball Adderall
@murcoil.bsky.social
only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs, and one tongue
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At church the other morning I was thinking about what it would be like if we were resurrected into eternal life and I think we could take shoegaze to new heights
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
At church the other morning I was thinking about what it would be like if we were resurrected into eternal life and I think we could take shoegaze to new heights
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for sale: birthing tub, never used
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
for sale: birthing tub, never used
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Now that they have actually litigated the legality of throwing sandwiches, we need someone to take one for the team and chuck a burger at someone so we can finally answer the question that has divided Western society for generations
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Now that they have actually litigated the legality of throwing sandwiches, we need someone to take one for the team and chuck a burger at someone so we can finally answer the question that has divided Western society for generations
Local paper followed up w/3 citizens picked up by ICE in #Evanston Friday. They drove them around in cuffs for hours looking for "a place that's not hot" with whistles, finally dropping at FBI office, who just released them--no charges, photos, prints. One got herself home on Metra without shoes.
Community members describe confrontation with federal agents - Evanston RoundTable
Evanston community clashes with federal immigration authorities after car crash. Residents detained, pepper spray used. Mayor demands review.
evanstonroundtable.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Local paper followed up w/3 citizens picked up by ICE in #Evanston Friday. They drove them around in cuffs for hours looking for "a place that's not hot" with whistles, finally dropping at FBI office, who just released them--no charges, photos, prints. One got herself home on Metra without shoes.
Going thru photos this morning I found a couple of clear shots of the ICE goons from Asbury/Oakton #Evanston yesterday. They were carrying bear spray and several folks reported being hit. IDs partially visible here.
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Going thru photos this morning I found a couple of clear shots of the ICE goons from Asbury/Oakton #Evanston yesterday. They were carrying bear spray and several folks reported being hit. IDs partially visible here.
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
Driving gray Dodge Durango IL FP 331193, VIN 1C4RDJDG7TC175406
Those damn profligate mice and blowflies
I was asked by @sciam.bsky.social to take down the new graphic on this piece until further rights were granted. Now all sorted so graph is back in "Pedal Power Remains Most Efficient Way To Travel, Confirms Scientific American": www.forbes.com/sites/carlto...
October 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Those damn profligate mice and blowflies
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No Kings protest today at Fountain Square in Evanston, IL, taken from the Rotary Building by Jean Saunders -- Evanston showed up 👀
October 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
No Kings protest today at Fountain Square in Evanston, IL, taken from the Rotary Building by Jean Saunders -- Evanston showed up 👀
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“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!”
Explain these then:
Explain these then:
September 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“No one needed all these fidget toys back in our day!”
Explain these then:
Explain these then:
Did anybody ever ask Graham Greene how he felt about his haircut in dances with wolves?
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Did anybody ever ask Graham Greene how he felt about his haircut in dances with wolves?
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*pounds table* FAT BEAR WEEK
One of America’s most loved competitions is nearing. Get ready to binge on bear cams.
Fat Bear Week will take place from Sept. 23 to 30, with contestants going beast mode on the millions of sockeye salmon that run from Bristol Bay down the Brooks River.
Fat Bear Week will take place from Sept. 23 to 30, with contestants going beast mode on the millions of sockeye salmon that run from Bristol Bay down the Brooks River.
Fat Bear Week is coming. Prepare to binge on bear cams.
Find out where to vote and how to watch your favorite bears of Katmai National Park and Preserve during Fat Bear Week 2025.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
*pounds table* FAT BEAR WEEK
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I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
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Report: Donald Trump “is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”
August 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Report: Donald Trump “is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.”
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standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”
Making the move from nasal pillow to full-face to honor Lord Morpheus.
August 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Making the move from nasal pillow to full-face to honor Lord Morpheus.
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I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
August 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
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Found this pervert hiding in the bushes in my yard.
August 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Found this pervert hiding in the bushes in my yard.
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Finally throwing out all that shit I found in the trunk of that old Chevy Malibu.
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Finally throwing out all that shit I found in the trunk of that old Chevy Malibu.
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the problem with this joke and target audience is they will reply to explain why it actually is special ed from a budgetary and regulatory standpoint
what if they lied to us and there never was a gifted and talented program and we were all actually in special ed the whole time
the thing about "former gifted kid" discourse is that some of us never stopped being gifted and talented and better than everyone else so it's hard to deal with all of these burnt-out losers trying to cling to our coattails of success talking about how hard their lives are for being worse than us.
August 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
the problem with this joke and target audience is they will reply to explain why it actually is special ed from a budgetary and regulatory standpoint
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you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"
an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"
an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group
1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I...
Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"
an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"
an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
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Vampires would experience time differently than a mortal, years passing in the blink of an eye.
For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.
So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?
For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.
So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?
April 15, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Vampires would experience time differently than a mortal, years passing in the blink of an eye.
For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.
So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?
For a vampire, time is infinite and free. It is worthless.
So why don't they ever show vampires using linux?
this was a nice thing in the nyt about just walking around
If realized, New York City's Interborough Express train “has the potential to bring together people who might otherwise never come in contact with one another,” Alex Wolfe writes. So he and the photographer Tom Wilson decided to walk the entirety of the future line.
Opinion | New York Is Planning a Train Line to Connect Its Transit Deserts. We Walked All 14 Miles of It.
What would light-rail service change about the space that keeps us apart?
nyti.ms
July 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
this was a nice thing in the nyt about just walking around
The Sopwith Camel airplane was so fast and light
It could make the turns, It could really fight! (Let it whip)
It could make the turns, It could really fight! (Let it whip)
July 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Sopwith Camel airplane was so fast and light
It could make the turns, It could really fight! (Let it whip)
It could make the turns, It could really fight! (Let it whip)
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It's well known that liking big butts is positively correlated with truthfulness. Not even other brothers can deny it.
July 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's well known that liking big butts is positively correlated with truthfulness. Not even other brothers can deny it.
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Am I the only one who wants to know the rest of the story concerning "he was into field hockey players"?
July 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Am I the only one who wants to know the rest of the story concerning "he was into field hockey players"?