Ria
@msrquay.bsky.social
Dogs, cat, kid, wife. She/her.
The horrors persist but so do I.
The horrors persist but so do I.
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
If you aren’t slamming excedrin with coffee on an empty stomach, are you even really living?
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you aren’t slamming excedrin with coffee on an empty stomach, are you even really living?
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
People trash talk video games, but I just had a surprisingly nuanced discussion about the immune system with my 5 year old based entirely on Fortnite comparisons.
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
People trash talk video games, but I just had a surprisingly nuanced discussion about the immune system with my 5 year old based entirely on Fortnite comparisons.
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
Hearing Kopitar say that one of the reasons he is retiring is to be present for his family makes me respect him so much more.
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hearing Kopitar say that one of the reasons he is retiring is to be present for his family makes me respect him so much more.
Not entirely sure what happened, but love turning on the Lightning vs Panther game to see what looks like 7 Tampa players in the penalty box. Peak Florida hockey experience.
October 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Not entirely sure what happened, but love turning on the Lightning vs Panther game to see what looks like 7 Tampa players in the penalty box. Peak Florida hockey experience.
Kimmel is about to make Super Bowl viewership number look like chump change.
September 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Kimmel is about to make Super Bowl viewership number look like chump change.
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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I'm sorry y'all but Chipocalypse Now sounds like an ad for Taco Bell nachos.
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm sorry y'all but Chipocalypse Now sounds like an ad for Taco Bell nachos.
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Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
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So the sandwich guy ...
beat the wrap
beat the wrap
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So the sandwich guy ...
beat the wrap
beat the wrap
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For the Epsteinth time, release the files
August 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
For the Epsteinth time, release the files
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We have always been here.
"In a time when love had to hide, joy still found a way to shine.
They weren’t out, but they were together—arms draped, hearts full, laughter echoing louder than fear.
Here’s to the quiet rebels who made room for each other long before the world was ready."
#LGBT
"In a time when love had to hide, joy still found a way to shine.
They weren’t out, but they were together—arms draped, hearts full, laughter echoing louder than fear.
Here’s to the quiet rebels who made room for each other long before the world was ready."
#LGBT
August 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We have always been here.
"In a time when love had to hide, joy still found a way to shine.
They weren’t out, but they were together—arms draped, hearts full, laughter echoing louder than fear.
Here’s to the quiet rebels who made room for each other long before the world was ready."
#LGBT
"In a time when love had to hide, joy still found a way to shine.
They weren’t out, but they were together—arms draped, hearts full, laughter echoing louder than fear.
Here’s to the quiet rebels who made room for each other long before the world was ready."
#LGBT
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
August 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house
August 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
tell me about it, tiny aloe plant on the counter at the cafe near my house
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"There is no end to the horror, no fade to black. The children here continue to age without ever growing up. The elderly speak of bread the way others speak of lost lovers."
—Alaa Alqaisi for @arablit.bsky.social
Read: arablit.org/2025/07/21/b...
—Alaa Alqaisi for @arablit.bsky.social
Read: arablit.org/2025/07/21/b...
Beneath the Howl of Hunger
“And though the world may have looked away, let this much be remembered: we named the hunger. We bore it. We endured. Let that remain.” – Alaa Alqaisi
arablit.org
July 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"There is no end to the horror, no fade to black. The children here continue to age without ever growing up. The elderly speak of bread the way others speak of lost lovers."
—Alaa Alqaisi for @arablit.bsky.social
Read: arablit.org/2025/07/21/b...
—Alaa Alqaisi for @arablit.bsky.social
Read: arablit.org/2025/07/21/b...
I have reached scratch making curds levels of home stress baking.
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I have reached scratch making curds levels of home stress baking.
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i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work
July 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work
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i think it's bullshit that even when you're fully aware that you're mentally ill, the mental illness still works on you. umm excuse me i should be immune to this by now
July 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
i think it's bullshit that even when you're fully aware that you're mentally ill, the mental illness still works on you. umm excuse me i should be immune to this by now
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pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
July 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
Park moms are the spiritual evolution of girls in the bathroom at the club. Need a snack? Forgot sunscreen? Run to your car to grab a glider plane while your kid eats popcorn? They got you.
July 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Park moms are the spiritual evolution of girls in the bathroom at the club. Need a snack? Forgot sunscreen? Run to your car to grab a glider plane while your kid eats popcorn? They got you.
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Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?
June 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Second look at strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as basis for government?
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I don't know if this makes me a basic geography bitch.
(Or what it says about my reading habits.)
But this is now the second non-fiction book I've felt compelled to re-read in my 31 years.
(Or what it says about my reading habits.)
But this is now the second non-fiction book I've felt compelled to re-read in my 31 years.
June 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I don't know if this makes me a basic geography bitch.
(Or what it says about my reading habits.)
But this is now the second non-fiction book I've felt compelled to re-read in my 31 years.
(Or what it says about my reading habits.)
But this is now the second non-fiction book I've felt compelled to re-read in my 31 years.
My son has informed me that we have Legos and coffee (he asked me why I have to go to work and get money), so I texted my boss to tender my resignation.
June 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My son has informed me that we have Legos and coffee (he asked me why I have to go to work and get money), so I texted my boss to tender my resignation.