Ria
@msrquay.bsky.social
Dogs, cat, kid, wife. She/her.
The horrors persist but so do I.
The horrors persist but so do I.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
My son has informed me that hover boards eat plants and salad.
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My son has informed me that hover boards eat plants and salad.
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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Sunday night gifted us the grandest, rarest form of hockey fight: the goalie fight. defector.com/2026-is-for-...
2026 Is For Fighting | Defector
The new year is not yet three weeks old, but it is already rife with signs. Signs and portents. I have examined the flights of birds. I have consulted with the Pythia at Delphi (she says hello). I…
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January 20, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Sunday night gifted us the grandest, rarest form of hockey fight: the goalie fight. defector.com/2026-is-for-...
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i just need a little treat just one more little treat one more little treat will fix me i promise just one more little treat
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i just need a little treat just one more little treat one more little treat will fix me i promise just one more little treat
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fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Appreciate not only the display of humanity here, but also @pbump.com taking a second to note that there have been many other instances this year where other families probably felt the same way he does now.
"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Appreciate not only the display of humanity here, but also @pbump.com taking a second to note that there have been many other instances this year where other families probably felt the same way he does now.
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i don't like that kelp isn't a plant. they should fix that in the next patch
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i don't like that kelp isn't a plant. they should fix that in the next patch
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
Why is Bertuzzi always a jump scare on the Blackhawks?
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Why is Bertuzzi always a jump scare on the Blackhawks?
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
If you aren’t slamming excedrin with coffee on an empty stomach, are you even really living?
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you aren’t slamming excedrin with coffee on an empty stomach, are you even really living?
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
People trash talk video games, but I just had a surprisingly nuanced discussion about the immune system with my 5 year old based entirely on Fortnite comparisons.
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
People trash talk video games, but I just had a surprisingly nuanced discussion about the immune system with my 5 year old based entirely on Fortnite comparisons.
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caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
Hearing Kopitar say that one of the reasons he is retiring is to be present for his family makes me respect him so much more.
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Hearing Kopitar say that one of the reasons he is retiring is to be present for his family makes me respect him so much more.
Not entirely sure what happened, but love turning on the Lightning vs Panther game to see what looks like 7 Tampa players in the penalty box. Peak Florida hockey experience.
October 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Not entirely sure what happened, but love turning on the Lightning vs Panther game to see what looks like 7 Tampa players in the penalty box. Peak Florida hockey experience.
Kimmel is about to make Super Bowl viewership number look like chump change.
September 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Kimmel is about to make Super Bowl viewership number look like chump change.
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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I'm sorry y'all but Chipocalypse Now sounds like an ad for Taco Bell nachos.
September 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm sorry y'all but Chipocalypse Now sounds like an ad for Taco Bell nachos.
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Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
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So the sandwich guy ...
beat the wrap
beat the wrap
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So the sandwich guy ...
beat the wrap
beat the wrap