Marc Sparks
@msparks.bsky.social
Protecting norms includes continuing to talk about silly stuff while being acutely aware that the world is on fire.
Realization: They had to invent shitty Gen AI videos and shove them down our throats for a few years to provide cover when the videos of their horrendous crimes finally leak.
But they didn't get there fast enough, because those videos all still look exactly the same level of creepy plastic sheen.
But they didn't get there fast enough, because those videos all still look exactly the same level of creepy plastic sheen.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Realization: They had to invent shitty Gen AI videos and shove them down our throats for a few years to provide cover when the videos of their horrendous crimes finally leak.
But they didn't get there fast enough, because those videos all still look exactly the same level of creepy plastic sheen.
But they didn't get there fast enough, because those videos all still look exactly the same level of creepy plastic sheen.
Friendly service and well stocked shelves at Sprouts? This Pluribus show really is science fiction!
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Friendly service and well stocked shelves at Sprouts? This Pluribus show really is science fiction!
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Although millions of happy carolers sing it every Holiday season, the song “Santa sees a drowning at the orphanage” isn’t actually a *happy* song. In fact, the lyrics are more bittersweet than anything
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Although millions of happy carolers sing it every Holiday season, the song “Santa sees a drowning at the orphanage” isn’t actually a *happy* song. In fact, the lyrics are more bittersweet than anything
We've finally reached the point where what would have been fringe conspiracy theories 25 years ago are now just logical conclusions.
We now know why Trump’s DOJ prosecuted Epstein in 2019—and why he died in Trump’s custody
open.substack.com/pub/deanobei...
open.substack.com/pub/deanobei...
We now know why Trump’s DOJ prosecuted Epstein in 2019—and why he died in Trump’s custody
The new Epstein document dump tell us many things.
open.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We've finally reached the point where what would have been fringe conspiracy theories 25 years ago are now just logical conclusions.
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
Jeffrey Epstein emailed Soon-Yi a copy of Zach Braff's autobiographical essay.
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Jeffrey Epstein emailed Soon-Yi a copy of Zach Braff's autobiographical essay.
Me, incessantly refreshing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Me, incessantly refreshing.
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT!
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT!
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From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Please watch, it's been out since 1994
—Original Msg—
From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: jcarrey@hotmail.com
I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump
—Original Msg—
From: jcarrey@hotmail.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Have you seen The Mask
That Honda robot could walk better like 15 years ago.
This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
That Honda robot could walk better like 15 years ago.
Your dose of Sunday wholesomeness.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Your dose of Sunday wholesomeness.
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The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The 30 Rock episode with “how do you do, fellow kids?” is closer to the release of Windows 98 than it is to today.
Rewatching Angel, and these episodes where the leader of a brainwashed cult takes control of the government and uses the National Guard to hunt down Angel's resistance crew hasn't aged well.
And also the cult leader eats 3 or 4 cult members every day. Prescient stuff.
And also the cult leader eats 3 or 4 cult members every day. Prescient stuff.
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Rewatching Angel, and these episodes where the leader of a brainwashed cult takes control of the government and uses the National Guard to hunt down Angel's resistance crew hasn't aged well.
And also the cult leader eats 3 or 4 cult members every day. Prescient stuff.
And also the cult leader eats 3 or 4 cult members every day. Prescient stuff.
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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
Trying to figure out if pay-per-view is still a thing before I reach out to Allen Dershowitz.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Trying to figure out if pay-per-view is still a thing before I reach out to Allen Dershowitz.
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
This taco shop is showing "Big" on two different TVs, but they are 8 seconds apart.
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This taco shop is showing "Big" on two different TVs, but they are 8 seconds apart.
Happy one year anniversary of alternating nausea, panic attacks, fear, and depression!
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy one year anniversary of alternating nausea, panic attacks, fear, and depression!
Don't get me wrong, I will be so happy for a Zohran win, but all this panic from the right is baffling. It's the mayor of one city. The most famous NYC mayor of my lifetime wound up touching peen on camera in a Borat movie.
I hope he does some good, but let's get real.
I hope he does some good, but let's get real.
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't get me wrong, I will be so happy for a Zohran win, but all this panic from the right is baffling. It's the mayor of one city. The most famous NYC mayor of my lifetime wound up touching peen on camera in a Borat movie.
I hope he does some good, but let's get real.
I hope he does some good, but let's get real.
The funniest thing about having a timeline full of people complaining about a baseball game is that I still don't actually know who won.
October 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The funniest thing about having a timeline full of people complaining about a baseball game is that I still don't actually know who won.
Just saw a Lebowski look alike jamming a very beat up skateboard in an overhead compartment on a flight to DCA.
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just saw a Lebowski look alike jamming a very beat up skateboard in an overhead compartment on a flight to DCA.
Yessssssss! Drive them out everywhere.
its remarkable to see random suburbanites in their fucking PJs have more courage than the vast majority of america's political, social, and civil elites
More from the scene
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Yessssssss! Drive them out everywhere.
Look at this tough guy assaulting a journalist.
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Look at this tough guy assaulting a journalist.