Widdershins Smith 🐘
@msmith3.bsky.social
Unfluencer.
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.
https://linktr.ee/juglugs
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.
https://linktr.ee/juglugs
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Wait. Why would targeting Putin's residence be any worse than Russia targeting civilians (especially children and hospitals)?
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Wait. Why would targeting Putin's residence be any worse than Russia targeting civilians (especially children and hospitals)?
Wait. Why would targeting Putin's residence be any worse than Russia targeting civilians (especially children and hospitals)?
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wait. Why would targeting Putin's residence be any worse than Russia targeting civilians (especially children and hospitals)?
7 years sober today!
I gave up drinking alcohol on December 30th, 2018 🎉🍻
I gave up drinking alcohol on December 30th, 2018 🎉🍻
December 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
7 years sober today!
I gave up drinking alcohol on December 30th, 2018 🎉🍻
I gave up drinking alcohol on December 30th, 2018 🎉🍻
My new dog Ragnor, who I found in a meteorite, keeps waking me up demanding Strontium-B and saying "preparations are underway" without elaborating further
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My new dog Ragnor, who I found in a meteorite, keeps waking me up demanding Strontium-B and saying "preparations are underway" without elaborating further
After nearly 24 hours of travelling, we're meeting our neighbours at our apartment in #Mauritius 🦤
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
After nearly 24 hours of travelling, we're meeting our neighbours at our apartment in #Mauritius 🦤
@robinince.bsky.social
I'm on a long flight and decided to start a fiction book as some light "dumb" reading between realising that you wrote Normally Weird about me.
I chose "Mr. Whisper" but Andrew Mayne. I'm only a few pages in and 😲
I'm on a long flight and decided to start a fiction book as some light "dumb" reading between realising that you wrote Normally Weird about me.
I chose "Mr. Whisper" but Andrew Mayne. I'm only a few pages in and 😲
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
@robinince.bsky.social
I'm on a long flight and decided to start a fiction book as some light "dumb" reading between realising that you wrote Normally Weird about me.
I chose "Mr. Whisper" but Andrew Mayne. I'm only a few pages in and 😲
I'm on a long flight and decided to start a fiction book as some light "dumb" reading between realising that you wrote Normally Weird about me.
I chose "Mr. Whisper" but Andrew Mayne. I'm only a few pages in and 😲
If I had a Delorian, I’d drive it from time to time…
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If I had a Delorian, I’d drive it from time to time…
I'm not going to boast about, or even tell you where I'm flying to today for 3.5 weeks, but there'll be clues...
December 28, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm not going to boast about, or even tell you where I'm flying to today for 3.5 weeks, but there'll be clues...
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘
I just saw Stephen Miller referred to as PeeWeeHimmler and now I can’t unsee it. 😂😂
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I just saw Stephen Miller referred to as PeeWeeHimmler and now I can’t unsee it. 😂😂
Share a great female villain!
December 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Share a great female villain!
If you see this, share a smile
December 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If you see this, share a smile
Waysexual because....well, I am
Bengaysexual bc those positions are a young woman’s game
decaysexual because when I’m coming, I’m going
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Waysexual because....well, I am
Claysexual because I have a WAM fetish
Staysexual bc I have abandonment issues.
Baysexual cause I like sailboats.
December 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Claysexual because I have a WAM fetish
Sinusitis headache is so good, I’m picking up European air traffic controllers in my right eye.
#KLM17C:
12.8 km out at 39000 ft - heading NE with 978.0 km/h
#KLM17C:
12.8 km out at 39000 ft - heading NE with 978.0 km/h
December 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sinusitis headache is so good, I’m picking up European air traffic controllers in my right eye.
#KLM17C:
12.8 km out at 39000 ft - heading NE with 978.0 km/h
#KLM17C:
12.8 km out at 39000 ft - heading NE with 978.0 km/h
@robinince.bsky.social
I am on page 66 of "Normally Weird" and the internal monologues you describe are like you're in my head!
"Am I looking into your eyes enough? Too little? Too long? Can I blink? My nose itches...
Why can't I wrap the remaining cheese fully in the same piece of clingfilm?"
I am on page 66 of "Normally Weird" and the internal monologues you describe are like you're in my head!
"Am I looking into your eyes enough? Too little? Too long? Can I blink? My nose itches...
Why can't I wrap the remaining cheese fully in the same piece of clingfilm?"
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@robinince.bsky.social
I am on page 66 of "Normally Weird" and the internal monologues you describe are like you're in my head!
"Am I looking into your eyes enough? Too little? Too long? Can I blink? My nose itches...
Why can't I wrap the remaining cheese fully in the same piece of clingfilm?"
I am on page 66 of "Normally Weird" and the internal monologues you describe are like you're in my head!
"Am I looking into your eyes enough? Too little? Too long? Can I blink? My nose itches...
Why can't I wrap the remaining cheese fully in the same piece of clingfilm?"
This is really important! Have your say.
Let's reverse the political takeover of a once-great, unbiased, institution.
Politicians should not be allowed to appoint leadership roles of the BBC. If you've ever campaigned or been an activist for a political party, you should be disqualified.
Let's reverse the political takeover of a once-great, unbiased, institution.
Politicians should not be allowed to appoint leadership roles of the BBC. If you've ever campaigned or been an activist for a political party, you should be disqualified.
A reminder - the BBC charter renewal process has begun!
The government have opened up a consultation on it and you can all have your say.
I've already responded.
Don't miss out on this opportunity.
open.substack.com/pub/warrenoa...
The government have opened up a consultation on it and you can all have your say.
I've already responded.
Don't miss out on this opportunity.
open.substack.com/pub/warrenoa...
The BBC Royal Charter renewal process has officially begun!
The BBC Royal Charter renewal process has officially begun!
open.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This is really important! Have your say.
Let's reverse the political takeover of a once-great, unbiased, institution.
Politicians should not be allowed to appoint leadership roles of the BBC. If you've ever campaigned or been an activist for a political party, you should be disqualified.
Let's reverse the political takeover of a once-great, unbiased, institution.
Politicians should not be allowed to appoint leadership roles of the BBC. If you've ever campaigned or been an activist for a political party, you should be disqualified.
The oldest baby ever was 86 months old
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 AM
The oldest baby ever was 86 months old
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘
Number crunching: Telegraph editorial columns in December highlighting ‘the unreliability of social media’ v corrections the Telegraph has had to publish so far this year due to inaccurate reporting
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Number crunching: Telegraph editorial columns in December highlighting ‘the unreliability of social media’ v corrections the Telegraph has had to publish so far this year due to inaccurate reporting
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
Reposted by Widdershins Smith 🐘
This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
This is literally what the Telegraph campaigned for.
Claysexual because I have a WAM fetish
Flaysexual bc I have a torture fetish
Slaysexual bc I have a serial killer fetish
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Claysexual because I have a WAM fetish
My dog is like, "You seem tense. Have you tried napping all day, with occasional readjustments?"
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My dog is like, "You seem tense. Have you tried napping all day, with occasional readjustments?"