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Widdershins Smith 🐘
@msmith3.bsky.social
Unfluencer.
Opinionated.
#Engineer
#Geek
#Plymouth
We are all Homo Sapiens.
#Antitheist.
99% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.
Jokes cannot be stolen nor plagiarised if not passed off as one's own. It's how jokes work.

https://linktr.ee/juglugs
Still think the #BBC has no bias toward the #FarRight ??
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Here's looking at you, kid
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Totally unbiased opinion?

(I know, I know - it's the Google News AI picking up the wrong name - he didn't write the article, but it's funny)
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
As a metaphor, #VirginMedia 's email with a "special offer" to me, because I've said I'm leaving their crap service, is on point:

The "See your exclusive offer" button doesn't work!!

What an absolute bunch of clowns...
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yeah, nano banana is pretty good (and this will be the least capable it will ever be)

#F1 #MercedesAMG #Formula1 #Nanobanana
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@robinince.bsky.social
Hi Robin, is there a problem with your website?
The attached screenshots are from Chrome and Firefox.

I was looking for your tour dates so I can come to you as you're actively and viciously avoiding turning up at my random work travel locations (how rude).
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 AM
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
November 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Morning cuddles
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The official #BBC response
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is amazing 🤩

Yes, I am drinking it in the bath. So what?
I like bath beer, and pocket meat.
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
But this guy was probably white and from England, so #BBCNews and the other Far Right media isn't getting it's panties in a twist about this...🙄

#fascism
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
But this guy was probably white and from England, so #BBCNews and the other Far Right media isn't getting it's panties in a twist about this...🙄

#fascism
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
But this guy was probably white and from England, so #BBCNews and the other Far Right media isn't getting it's panties in a twist about this...🙄

#fascism
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
yep
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
J'apprends le français tous les jours depuis cinq ans.

Mais, je suis toujours aussi nul ! 😂
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
October 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM