Kaija 🏴☠️
@mskaija.bsky.social
"It's good to be good weird"
She/Her, 30's, MN
She/Her, 30's, MN
Night at the Museum
This is really hard, though. Robin was one of my favorite actors/comedians.
This is really hard, though. Robin was one of my favorite actors/comedians.
November 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Night at the Museum
This is really hard, though. Robin was one of my favorite actors/comedians.
This is really hard, though. Robin was one of my favorite actors/comedians.
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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Okay real talk? I kind of don’t even care about what Epstein was or wasn’t attracted to, what matters is what he fucking did and what people participated in and enabled
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Okay real talk? I kind of don’t even care about what Epstein was or wasn’t attracted to, what matters is what he fucking did and what people participated in and enabled
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
There’s what gets you horny and then there’s deciding that satisfying your horniness is important enough to ruin someone’s life
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praying for a reporter willing to ask Trump "uncut?"
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
praying for a reporter willing to ask Trump "uncut?"
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"why don't women want to have more kids?!"
Because you made a country they want to flee.
Because you made a country they want to flee.
"In 2025, 40% of women aged 15 to 44 say they would move abroad permanently if they had the opportunity. The current figure is four times higher than the 10% who shared this desire in 2014, when it was generally in line with other age and gender groups."
Record Numbers of Younger Women Want to Leave the U.S.
The percentage of younger women in the U.S. who express a desire to migrate permanently has surged in the past decade.
news.gallup.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"why don't women want to have more kids?!"
Because you made a country they want to flee.
Because you made a country they want to flee.
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ok this is genuinely funny
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
ok this is genuinely funny
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The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.
They raped them.
Sex implies consent.
The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
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BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva signs the Epstein discharge petition, serving as the 218th vote to force the bill to the floor for a full vote of the House.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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This article is utterly damning for the New York Times and also for Vanity Fair and ABC, whose editorial teams were apparently intimidated into silence by a mix of legal and violent threats. Virginia Giuffre did not stand a chance against all this.
This story by @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social about Landon Thomas, former NYT reporter now appearing in the latest email tranche, soliciting a $30k contribution from Jeffrey Epstein?
Yes, you can read it here
www.npr.org/2019/08/22/7...
Yes, you can read it here
www.npr.org/2019/08/22/7...
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This article is utterly damning for the New York Times and also for Vanity Fair and ABC, whose editorial teams were apparently intimidated into silence by a mix of legal and violent threats. Virginia Giuffre did not stand a chance against all this.
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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
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Hey Minnesota Friends, I'm doing a pop-up at Art Attack this weekend! The holidays are upon us and it's pretty important to be more intentional with your gift buying so may I offer up handmade goods?
www.northrupkingbuilding.com/events/art-a...
www.northrupkingbuilding.com/events/art-a...
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Hey Minnesota Friends, I'm doing a pop-up at Art Attack this weekend! The holidays are upon us and it's pretty important to be more intentional with your gift buying so may I offer up handmade goods?
www.northrupkingbuilding.com/events/art-a...
www.northrupkingbuilding.com/events/art-a...
It's fucking hilarious to me that he doesn't have anything deeper to say than "that was good".
When I love a movie, I'm pointing out specific scenes and lines that stuck with me, or praising technical elements of the movie. Elon can't do that because he doesn't care.
When I love a movie, I'm pointing out specific scenes and lines that stuck with me, or praising technical elements of the movie. Elon can't do that because he doesn't care.
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It's fucking hilarious to me that he doesn't have anything deeper to say than "that was good".
When I love a movie, I'm pointing out specific scenes and lines that stuck with me, or praising technical elements of the movie. Elon can't do that because he doesn't care.
When I love a movie, I'm pointing out specific scenes and lines that stuck with me, or praising technical elements of the movie. Elon can't do that because he doesn't care.
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Three weeks ago, bought myself a nice tweed jacket, second hand (never owned one before) Youngest son(age 17) says, as I put it on, “alright, Dead Poets Society”
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Three weeks ago, bought myself a nice tweed jacket, second hand (never owned one before) Youngest son(age 17) says, as I put it on, “alright, Dead Poets Society”
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
Put it on the next day and he follows it up with “captain, my captaIn”
Anyway. I‘m too proud to be angry.
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This reply was my favorite
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
This reply was my favorite
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How are babby’s pluralized
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
How are babby’s pluralized
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November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I'm just rambling but: to everyone who feels like they don't have a place in fandom because they aren't writing fics or sharing art or seeing exclusives or w/e - I'm glad you're here just like. You as a person. If I don't know you well, I bet you're still great, and I bet the people who DO know you
November 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm just rambling but: to everyone who feels like they don't have a place in fandom because they aren't writing fics or sharing art or seeing exclusives or w/e - I'm glad you're here just like. You as a person. If I don't know you well, I bet you're still great, and I bet the people who DO know you
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I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.
November 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I propose an international law that once you become personally responsible for the murder of 1,000 people, be it via direct violence or policy, you are declared a dragon and adventurers can form parties to quest against you.