blitzødeathpose
@blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells.
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
ai will never replace me
Thank you @blitzodeathpose.bsky.social I'm going to frame him
December 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
ai will never replace me
okay but sincerely where's the official hb/hh/spindlehorse monthly wall calendar
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
okay but sincerely where's the official hb/hh/spindlehorse monthly wall calendar
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happy stolitzmas and merry (belated) sinsmas!! 💖💖
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
happy stolitzmas and merry (belated) sinsmas!! 💖💖
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
there's mistletoe hanging in the office this year and everyone acts Very Normal about it #stolitz
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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Flashbacks to Charlie and Vaggi’s respective childhoods, probably (I’m kidding, please):
December 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Flashbacks to Charlie and Vaggi’s respective childhoods, probably (I’m kidding, please):
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I DID THIS SKETCH BEFORE SINSMAS IS OUT BUT IT ENDED UP MORE POSITIVE THAN I EXPECTED💫😭
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
December 21, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I DID THIS SKETCH BEFORE SINSMAS IS OUT BUT IT ENDED UP MORE POSITIVE THAN I EXPECTED💫😭
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
#HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolitz #stolasxblitzo #stolas #Blitzø
I'm taking a year long break from being as professional a musician as I've been, so that gives me more time to be on here so
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word yeah .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word yeah .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm taking a year long break from being as professional a musician as I've been, so that gives me more time to be on here so
"nobody here knows I'm still very much in love with the man they hate"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossAPOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
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December 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"nobody here knows I'm still very much in love with the man they hate"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
"Yeah we do"
"You sang a song about it"
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"Hi bluesky. I forgot this place existed!"
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
To the influx of artists and people about to join in from another stupid move by shitty bird app, actually use this place. Genuinely, if you just make an account and leave, then there's no point. Try to post here whenever you can.
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Hi bluesky. I forgot this place existed!"
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
*Posts 2 things. Never engages in the community. Doesn't support other creatives.Gets upset the algorithm doesn't automatically reward you for dunking on people. Leaves again after 2 weeks*
"Bluesky is dead, guys."
Sallie May in the discord: I need me one of them maids a milking
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
December 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sallie May in the discord: I need me one of them maids a milking
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
AphexImp27: you have a problem
Hugbeez: she has a dream
SM: I need it
Blitzorodeo: hy I jsut got her are we talkn abt cheez
AphexImp27: oh great we have a grungler now
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MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
he's ten and he has the face of an exhausted alcoholic 35 year old, poor kid
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE CIRCUS (S2E1)
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December 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
he's ten and he has the face of an exhausted alcoholic 35 year old, poor kid
stolas: what's a muppet
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
stolas: what's a muppet
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
blitz: stolas the coffee isn't ready
s: but i've been seeing a lot of human television and they keep playing these movies and shows, what are these creatures
b: (after half a cup drank straight from the carafe) okay so you know Dom DeLuise
s: of course
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They don't WANT artists on X. Because artists have this pesky little habit of thinking for themselves and creating little glimmering lights in the dark.
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
They don't WANT artists on X. Because artists have this pesky little habit of thinking for themselves and creating little glimmering lights in the dark.
MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MARRUY CHRISTNMAS
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
-THE GINRCH of the Arms Goblina
i wish every one of the artists on twitter i followed came over here but also everyone not being here yet means i can make old jokes and not get called out for posting another picture of stolas and saying "The Grinch"
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i wish every one of the artists on twitter i followed came over here but also everyone not being here yet means i can make old jokes and not get called out for posting another picture of stolas and saying "The Grinch"
tfw your mom sent your jock ass to theatre camp
Helluva Boss | WESTERN ENERGY (S2E4)
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December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
tfw your mom sent your jock ass to theatre camp
You must
LIFT
LIFT
December 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You must
LIFT
LIFT
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It's actually really easy to avoid buying Starbucks, it mighta been harder way back in the day when Starbucks made good coffee.
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's actually really easy to avoid buying Starbucks, it mighta been harder way back in the day when Starbucks made good coffee.
*brain zaps*
Oh it's Patti lupone. They're gonna get Patti Lupone to voice Lilith. They gotta.
Oh it's Patti lupone. They're gonna get Patti Lupone to voice Lilith. They gotta.
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
*brain zaps*
Oh it's Patti lupone. They're gonna get Patti Lupone to voice Lilith. They gotta.
Oh it's Patti lupone. They're gonna get Patti Lupone to voice Lilith. They gotta.
Blitz passing the bong to Stolas: did you ever do chores as a kid
Stolas, coughing: you know the answer to this
B: okay but like did your dad ever punish you by making you mow the fuckin lawn
S: hm. One time he strapped me to a stick and used me to clean the chimney.
B:...
S: met some bugs
Stolas, coughing: you know the answer to this
B: okay but like did your dad ever punish you by making you mow the fuckin lawn
S: hm. One time he strapped me to a stick and used me to clean the chimney.
B:...
S: met some bugs
December 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Blitz passing the bong to Stolas: did you ever do chores as a kid
Stolas, coughing: you know the answer to this
B: okay but like did your dad ever punish you by making you mow the fuckin lawn
S: hm. One time he strapped me to a stick and used me to clean the chimney.
B:...
S: met some bugs
Stolas, coughing: you know the answer to this
B: okay but like did your dad ever punish you by making you mow the fuckin lawn
S: hm. One time he strapped me to a stick and used me to clean the chimney.
B:...
S: met some bugs
Proceeds to fail harder than anyone has ever failed before
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Proceeds to fail harder than anyone has ever failed before
it's time for some vertical integration or whatever, i covered "All 2 U" last year and you should listen to it right now.
Still really proud of this loud and clattering cover of a song from Helluva Boss I put out last year.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGIG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGIG...
Riggings- All 2 U (Helluva Boss cover)
YouTube video by Horse Complex Records
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
it's time for some vertical integration or whatever, i covered "All 2 U" last year and you should listen to it right now.