blitzødeathpose
@blitzodeathpose.bsky.social
hellaverse dyke, hot dog eater, used to write fanfiction, now just hangs and yells.
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
33, trans lady, she/her
pfp and banner by strabby
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folks
it's time.
Stolas Smoking A Bong Week returns this March.
March 2nd-6th 2026
Prompts and dates below.
The boy must be zooted thusly with fics and arts and what not.
#StolasBong26
it's time.
Stolas Smoking A Bong Week returns this March.
March 2nd-6th 2026
Prompts and dates below.
The boy must be zooted thusly with fics and arts and what not.
#StolasBong26
TFW you keep breaking your kettles by boiling hot dogs in them:
I have a confession. Sometimes I make tea by microwaving my water. 😔
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
TFW you keep breaking your kettles by boiling hot dogs in them:
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February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Blitz: got a weird question you're going to say no to
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Blitz: got a weird question you're going to say no to
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
Verosika: absolutely not
B: you don't know what I'm going to ask you
V: it's no, no always
B: OH my god I'll buy the next two rounds if you just let me ask a fucking question
V: what is it
B: can I come to the next anti blitzo party
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Omfg the gaymer is here
Barbie Wire and Verosika trying to survive a hot summer day
#helluvabossfanart
#helluvabossfanart
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Omfg the gaymer is here
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when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
Series finale is Stolas sitting at Blitz's grave like two hundred years in the future and having a picnic and going "you were one hell of a boss" over the opening organs of "Walk of Life"
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Series finale is Stolas sitting at Blitz's grave like two hundred years in the future and having a picnic and going "you were one hell of a boss" over the opening organs of "Walk of Life"
when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossTHE FULL MOON (S2E8)
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February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
when the nut is so big it makes your heart grow three sizes like the grinch
yelling screaming doing the tex avery wolf banging on the table with a chair
Chapter 4 of my #helluvaminibang2025 fic is up!!
🔞 we've made it gang 🔞
also im posting the LAST chapter friday and not tomorrow WHOOPSIE. take nsfw stolitz as my apology gift.
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
🔗below⬇️
🔞 we've made it gang 🔞
also im posting the LAST chapter friday and not tomorrow WHOOPSIE. take nsfw stolitz as my apology gift.
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
🔗below⬇️
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
yelling screaming doing the tex avery wolf banging on the table with a chair
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said it before and I'll say it again: if you can copy/paste any couple into a sex scene, then it's not a good sex scene
intense character building through sex and intimacy. how they fuck DOES matter.
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
said it before and I'll say it again: if you can copy/paste any couple into a sex scene, then it's not a good sex scene
I feel like the majority of the fanfiction I write is to inform people younger than me about things like steely dan, failed politicians from the 90s, and Charles motherfucking Grodin youtu.be/W3GsHtZu0Bw?...
February 11, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I feel like the majority of the fanfiction I write is to inform people younger than me about things like steely dan, failed politicians from the 90s, and Charles motherfucking Grodin youtu.be/W3GsHtZu0Bw?...
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食べたことないだけで他の色々食べれないわけじゃないっぽいのでお約束な食べ方下手選手権を開く可能性がある。（あるか？）
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
食べたことないだけで他の色々食べれないわけじゃないっぽいのでお約束な食べ方下手選手権を開く可能性がある。（あるか？）
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU 🫵
Artists who draw 36 year old men looking like e-girls are braver and more important than the troops
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 AM
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU 🫵
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Me reading this fic feverishly
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Me reading this fic feverishly
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Oh no it's Valentine's Day sex icon Abel FirstMurdered 💞 #hazbinhotelabel #sketches
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Oh no it's Valentine's Day sex icon Abel FirstMurdered 💞 #hazbinhotelabel #sketches
This was such a cute idea and I'm really happy that it remained cute and fun and really great.
Final Chapter of Uprooted is here!
Pikmin AU written for the #helluvaminibang2025 with another artwork from @moth5577.bsky.social
and myself. Shoutout to
@yamastard.bsky.social for making the beautiful art for chapter 8!
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/786224...
Pikmin AU written for the #helluvaminibang2025 with another artwork from @moth5577.bsky.social
and myself. Shoutout to
@yamastard.bsky.social for making the beautiful art for chapter 8!
@helluvaminibang.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/786224...
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This was such a cute idea and I'm really happy that it remained cute and fun and really great.
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Keep up the pressure.
Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Keep up the pressure.
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October 18, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Loving the idea of Andre as a closeted gay man in an environment where no one actually gives a fuck about that. It's the same reason I love Crimson's hell-italian Catholic homophobia while being in
you know
Hell
you know
Hell
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Loving the idea of Andre as a closeted gay man in an environment where no one actually gives a fuck about that. It's the same reason I love Crimson's hell-italian Catholic homophobia while being in
you know
Hell
you know
Hell
really thankful for bluesky hell nerds because hoo boy i hear it's still a nightmare back there
February 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
really thankful for bluesky hell nerds because hoo boy i hear it's still a nightmare back there
yes goddammit we're dubbing it
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
yes goddammit we're dubbing it
Logging on
#HelluvaBossshtag/HelluvaBoss" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link">#HelluvaBossAPOLOGY TOUR (S2E9)
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February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Logging on
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February 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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