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Michael Seraphim
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This is my pinned post that links to my threads of Medieval Popes behaving badly. It's a humorous, slightly fast and loose retelling of the stories of some appalling Medieval Popes. When I have a new one, I'll reply with a link to the start of it. Enjoy!
What's for dinner?
February 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What's everyone else having?
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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DC statehood yesterday
Congressional Republicans are going to deprive D.C. of $700 million in revenue and repeal a local program projected to reduce child poverty by 20 percent, solely to spite District residents and make us suffer. They’re also throwing our tax filing into utter chaos. This is a disaster.
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
What's for dinner?
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.
Our DHS reform demands are exceedingly reasonable.

We're asking ICE to do nothing more than follow the standards that the vast majority of law enforcement agencies already follow.

Republicans, the ball is in your court. The clock is ticking.
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Pasta bake!
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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This is extremely offensive and inappropriate. I don’t care how popular it is in bars, dwarf-tossing is degrading and NOT OKAY.

lasvegassun.com/news/2026/fe...
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
What's for dinner?
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Some years ago, I was chatting with a Retropolis reader, a young history student, and I mentioned there were several dozen people enslaved in New Jersey up until the day the 13th Amendment kicked in in December 1865.

Y’all. He identified every one of them.
njs.libraries.rutgers.edu/index.php/nj...
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO

do it Leo. do it. you want to. you can. these guys were excommunicated in 1988 for doing this and they just did it again. you have the opportunity to do the coolest and funniest thing in the world
February 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Dinner!
February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
What's for dinner tonight?
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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This kid is my hero.
Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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“There isn’t a single thing being said about Melania that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan”
My review: Abraham Lincoln would have shot himself in the theater watching this movie.
February 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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Sixteen years in MN and I’ve never set foot in this miraculous place: a midwestern dive bar where everyone is Hmong, with an attached pool hall, EDM stage, and where you can order pho until midnight. The idea people would want to kick immigrants out of this region is insane.
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
One of my favorite movies.
When I’m lying next to you
I feel moonbeams burn, I see rainbows turning to gold
When I’m lying next to you
I hear Angels play, I see sweeter days, I see rivers wind
Through the end of time

damn, what a movie

youtu.be/QvsBX8qjKcg?...
When You're Next To Me - Eugene Levy & Catherine O'Hara- A Mighty Wind
YouTube video by Rich Mullinax
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM