Pinned
Michael Seraphim
@mseraphimsl.bsky.social
· Dec 17
This is my pinned post that links to my threads of Medieval Popes behaving badly. It's a humorous, slightly fast and loose retelling of the stories of some appalling Medieval Popes. When I have a new one, I'll reply with a link to the start of it. Enjoy!
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
ZOMG LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHALE
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
ZOMG LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHALE
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
Okay, so the Burgess Shale is a fossil bed in British Columbia that contains a whole bunch of fossils of weirdass creatures from the Cambrian era, over 500 million years ago. But the great thing about the shale is that it has fossilized SOFT PARTS!
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
This is so good. I love me some good writing about music, and this is of the highest order.
big ol article about me in GQ, if you go in for that sort of thing www.gq.com/story/john-d...
The Story John Darnielle Lived to Tell
When he was a teenager, the Mountain Goats founder never expected to live to 21. He has since become one of this century’s best songwriters. The lessons of his survival, life, and work feel endless.
www.gq.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This is so good. I love me some good writing about music, and this is of the highest order.
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
Btwn this and the fedora kid from the Louvre, potential YA pitches are having a helluva week
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Btwn this and the fedora kid from the Louvre, potential YA pitches are having a helluva week
Richard & Linda Thompson - Shoot Out the Lights
YouTube video by lefreh
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
How do you calculate the molecular weight of guacamole?
By using Avocado's Number.
By using Avocado's Number.
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
How do you calculate the molecular weight of guacamole?
By using Avocado's Number.
By using Avocado's Number.
@peters.senate.gov
If you're a yes on this, you may as well retire now. You are not representing the desires of your constituents. If you listen to them, you'll do the right thing.
Do the right thing.
If you're a yes on this, you may as well retire now. You are not representing the desires of your constituents. If you listen to them, you'll do the right thing.
Do the right thing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
@peters.senate.gov
If you're a yes on this, you may as well retire now. You are not representing the desires of your constituents. If you listen to them, you'll do the right thing.
Do the right thing.
If you're a yes on this, you may as well retire now. You are not representing the desires of your constituents. If you listen to them, you'll do the right thing.
Do the right thing.
@slotkin.senate.gov I understand you are a no vote on this capitulation. If that's correct, thank you. Please work on @peters.senate.gov to get him to no too.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@slotkin.senate.gov I understand you are a no vote on this capitulation. If that's correct, thank you. Please work on @peters.senate.gov to get him to no too.
Ok, Michigan peeps, give Peters and Slotkin a call. Light them up.
Slotkin: 202-224-4822
Peters: 202-224-6221
Slotkin: 202-224-4822
Peters: 202-224-6221
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Ok, Michigan peeps, give Peters and Slotkin a call. Light them up.
Slotkin: 202-224-4822
Peters: 202-224-6221
Slotkin: 202-224-4822
Peters: 202-224-6221
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
To all my sex worker and sw-adjacent followers, your work is valid, you are entitled to participate fully in society, and those who would shame you should fuck off into the sun forever.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
To all my sex worker and sw-adjacent followers, your work is valid, you are entitled to participate fully in society, and those who would shame you should fuck off into the sun forever.
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
Chonky boy stuck!
(Paul J. Martin grounded in Detroit River across from Ren Center)
www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...
(Paul J. Martin grounded in Detroit River across from Ren Center)
www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...
Freighter stuck in Detroit River near Renaissance Center
A freighter ran aground in the Detroit River near the Renaissance Center while traveling from Sault Ste. Marie to Quebec.
www.detroitnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Chonky boy stuck!
(Paul J. Martin grounded in Detroit River across from Ren Center)
www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...
(Paul J. Martin grounded in Detroit River across from Ren Center)
www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
Federal judge in Rhode Island is done playing around with the SNAP freeze.
I'm following the hearing in Judge John McConell's courtroom re: Motion for TRO on SNAP benefits brought by a coalition of non-profits.
He should take the bench in about 15 minutes.
Follow along!
He should take the bench in about 15 minutes.
Follow along!
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Federal judge in Rhode Island is done playing around with the SNAP freeze.
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
🧵
🧵
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
🧵
🧵
Oh for fucks sake. Just let people fucking live their lives.
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Oh for fucks sake. Just let people fucking live their lives.
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.
Just called Elissa Slotkin and Gary Peters' offices to point out last night's election results and that people don't want them to compromise but want them to fight. If you have a Senator in the group of 8 trying to reopen the government and give a blank check to Trump, you should call them too.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just called Elissa Slotkin and Gary Peters' offices to point out last night's election results and that people don't want them to compromise but want them to fight. If you have a Senator in the group of 8 trying to reopen the government and give a blank check to Trump, you should call them too.
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.
THOT SQUAD - HOES DEPRESSED (Official Video)
YouTube video by THOTSQUADVEVO
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by Michael Seraphim
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”