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Heather Carpenter
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Hi, I'm Heather. Life is weird.
The pro bowl is on tuesdays now?
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social a new fight video just dropped
man if i got beaten up by a bunch of random emo teens in Buda, Texas I think I'd never leave my house again
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I too have not made the nfl hall of fame despite flipping off Jerry jones during a cowboys preseason game.
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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this moment captured at the grammys
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
We got a new sports chyron classic
White Sox are adding bidets in their clubhouse as requested by Japanese slugger Munetaka Murakami

"One thing he did notice is we didn’t have a bidet in our locker room. That’s new to him. It was like, ‘Ok, that’s new. We can do that.’” -GM Chris Getz

(via @scottmerkin)
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Lmao
February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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THANKS RODENT WE KNOW
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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WAKE UP! the trailer of devil wears prada 2 !!
February 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i haven’t watched this season of #rhop cause the dr Wendy stuff is sooooooo dark, but I’ve heard enough from the group chat that The producers turned the cast trip to survivor Colorado and now I’m intrigued
February 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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An all-time great. I am so sad.
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
woke up to learn that trinity rodman is greenland. it both makes no sense, and all the sense in the world. May no one explain to me why trinity rodman is Greenland please.
January 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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unfortunately I think Bridgerton S4's biggest challenge is going to be convincing me that anyone has better sexual chemistry with Benedict than his sister, Eloise www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICLi...
Bridgerton Season 4 | Sneak Peek | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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buying bootleg merch has the dual purpose of honoring dan and protesting Fanatics™
January 29, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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A lot of people gathered tonight outside the Department of Veterans Affairs in D.C. for a vigil memorializing Alex Pretti, who worked as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital.
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Eating Doritos with chopsticks is such a baller move. And watching curling on a Wednesday morning instead of school is the LIFE! These kids are winning.
January 28, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Hats, scarves, mittens, etc. are for amateurs. Julian faced the storm in his tuxedo like a sophisticated gentleman.
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If you're looking for something to piss off my mostly apolitical former marine husband, assassinating a va nurse for exercising his second amendment rights while helping a woman stand up in the snow is right up there.
January 24, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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THEY LOST KURT WARNER???????????????????????? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM