mr. snit
@mrsnit.bsky.social
fairly heavyset MAN; never convicted.
almost perfect IQ 😎👌🚬
almost perfect IQ 😎👌🚬
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mr. snit
@mrsnit.bsky.social
· Nov 16
When civilization crumbles and I emerge as the Warlord of the Isles, I will legalize all forms of nudity.
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
the paranoiac is always right eventually
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the paranoiac is always right eventually
no one will fund my dark and gritty reboot of peek-a-boo
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
no one will fund my dark and gritty reboot of peek-a-boo
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oh that? that's just my slime. i secrete it whenever i feel safe
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
oh that? that's just my slime. i secrete it whenever i feel safe
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If you wanted a president who didn't blow Bill Clinton you should have voted for Hillary
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If you wanted a president who didn't blow Bill Clinton you should have voted for Hillary
chase your dreams, bro
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 AM
chase your dreams, bro
mi nombre hombre, si sonnombre es su casa
August 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
mi nombre hombre, si sonnombre es su casa
August 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
close
Mister Shit!!!!
August 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
close
blood is just weakness leaving the body
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
blood is just weakness leaving the body
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Orange Cassidy & Weird Al is the aging millennial tenderqueer pop culture event of the year.
July 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Orange Cassidy & Weird Al is the aging millennial tenderqueer pop culture event of the year.
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We need a King Ghidorah of the left
July 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We need a King Ghidorah of the left
my anus is scratch and sniff
July 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
my anus is scratch and sniff
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wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
hope you’re having a good one wish i was there
Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.
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popeye is taking a can of something out of his pocket. not sure what it is yet
July 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
popeye is taking a can of something out of his pocket. not sure what it is yet
I sincerely hope I don't awaken to a world of waking nightmares
July 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I sincerely hope I don't awaken to a world of waking nightmares
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more shows should end like six feet under. i wanna see how everyone on love island dies.
July 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
more shows should end like six feet under. i wanna see how everyone on love island dies.
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the future sucks so bad dude, the cops spy on people through your doorbell, fucking refrigerators try to show you advertisements, fent made that stupid shit our parents said about dying from doing a drug once true, its all complete dogshit and it didnt have to be this way
July 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the future sucks so bad dude, the cops spy on people through your doorbell, fucking refrigerators try to show you advertisements, fent made that stupid shit our parents said about dying from doing a drug once true, its all complete dogshit and it didnt have to be this way
today I succumb to the madness
July 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
today I succumb to the madness
they say romance is dead and they're right, it died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation
July 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
they say romance is dead and they're right, it died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation
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Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
July 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
ROTFLJIMP
(rolling on the floor laughing, jizzing in my pants)
(rolling on the floor laughing, jizzing in my pants)
July 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ROTFLJIMP
(rolling on the floor laughing, jizzing in my pants)
(rolling on the floor laughing, jizzing in my pants)