@mrgladstone.bsky.social
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me: it hurts when I do this *looks at phone*
doctor: *sobbing at phone* sorry what
doctor: *sobbing at phone* sorry what
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
me: it hurts when I do this *looks at phone*
doctor: *sobbing at phone* sorry what
doctor: *sobbing at phone* sorry what
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I know he’s not a hound but surely yall have some Durham area followers in need of a new sweet pup.
I saw a post on the parent's fb group I'm in about a seemingly stray dog hanging around a park, so I went to see if he would let me put him in the car to take him to check for a microchip. He did and he wasnt 1/2
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social I know he’s not a hound but surely yall have some Durham area followers in need of a new sweet pup.
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big No Knives sign at the entrance to the gun fight
August 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
big No Knives sign at the entrance to the gun fight
Emily Litella up in arms over Sidney’s weenie
August 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Emily Litella up in arms over Sidney’s weenie
Dear Jeebus please help Powell to recognize that “WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HAS TO BE DONE” means PUMPKIN BITCHSLAP
Shame on everyone who still enables this deranged wannabe dictator moron.
August 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Dear Jeebus please help Powell to recognize that “WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS HAS TO BE DONE” means PUMPKIN BITCHSLAP
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Congressman Stephen F. Lynch
@lynch.house.gov
@lynch.house.gov
June 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Congressman Stephen F. Lynch
@lynch.house.gov
@lynch.house.gov
It’s the same for me with Colonel, Lieutenant Dan
Someone made a joke about King Charles in Canada earlier and my brain was like "why would a 17th century king be in Canada?"
I cannot think of him as anything other than "the King, Prince Charles".
I cannot think of him as anything other than "the King, Prince Charles".
May 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It’s the same for me with Colonel, Lieutenant Dan
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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Fuck the cosmetic industry and their unattainable beauty standards
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Fuck the cosmetic industry and their unattainable beauty standards
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
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ask not what your country can do for you (slight pause) to reiterate, just don’t
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ask not what your country can do for you (slight pause) to reiterate, just don’t
In a manner of speaking, yes.
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
In a manner of speaking, yes.
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what we need is a separation of cult and state.
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
what we need is a separation of cult and state.
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Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
January 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Poetry Foundation not fucking around with today's poem of the day
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/89897/...
Is this the timeline that will produce the William Henry Harrison of Grover Clevelands
January 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Is this the timeline that will produce the William Henry Harrison of Grover Clevelands
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Appropriatest coffee mug
December 25, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Appropriatest coffee mug
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What I thought would kill me, by age:
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 PM
What I thought would kill me, by age:
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
0-20: Russian nuke
20-30: AIDS
30-50: Terrorists
50-present: the people who copied off me in high school.
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*takes a left at the light*
My groceries in the back:
🍍 🥚 🧀
🥚 🥚🥚
🥖 🥬 🥚
🥚 🥚
🌽 🥚🥕
🥫 🥚
🥚 🥚 🍓 🧅
🥦
My groceries in the back:
🍍 🥚 🧀
🥚 🥚🥚
🥖 🥬 🥚
🥚 🥚
🌽 🥚🥕
🥫 🥚
🥚 🥚 🍓 🧅
🥦
November 16, 2024 at 7:50 PM
*takes a left at the light*
My groceries in the back:
🍍 🥚 🧀
🥚 🥚🥚
🥖 🥬 🥚
🥚 🥚
🌽 🥚🥕
🥫 🥚
🥚 🥚 🍓 🧅
🥦
My groceries in the back:
🍍 🥚 🧀
🥚 🥚🥚
🥖 🥬 🥚
🥚 🥚
🌽 🥚🥕
🥫 🥚
🥚 🥚 🍓 🧅
🥦
Why can’t a man in sexy footwear enjoy his dinner in peace..
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Why can’t a man in sexy footwear enjoy his dinner in peace..