@mrgladstone.bsky.social
I think Arthur Spooner dodged a bullet with this guy
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I think Arthur Spooner dodged a bullet with this guy
Vertigo Point
January 14, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Vertigo Point
This never makes it past 9am
January 6, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This never makes it past 9am
Joe, after hastily slapping together a structure from which to sell his crabs: Eh.
January 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Joe, after hastily slapping together a structure from which to sell his crabs: Eh.
If I were a snake I’d occasionally get bored slithering and decide to roll sideways everywhere for a change of pace, forgetting that it just makes me dizzy and barf Guinea pigs all over the place
January 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
If I were a snake I’d occasionally get bored slithering and decide to roll sideways everywhere for a change of pace, forgetting that it just makes me dizzy and barf Guinea pigs all over the place
“..but I have a related question about Sir Topham Hatt“
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“..but I have a related question about Sir Topham Hatt“
He’d be a Grover Cleveland in the streets and a James Garfield in the sheets
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
He’d be a Grover Cleveland in the streets and a James Garfield in the sheets
Don’t bother me. I’m thinking.
December 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Don’t bother me. I’m thinking.
Spencer Tracy 2nd in the back?
December 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Spencer Tracy 2nd in the back?
You were tossing his balls into a bucket?
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You were tossing his balls into a bucket?
I’m glad you’re here. Thank you.
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m glad you’re here. Thank you.
…on a trip to Spain, and my son was a little boy playing in the poo and he got out of the poo, and Ben came in fully dressed and my son pushed Ben into the poo, and Ben got really mad at him and he came out of the poo and he picked him up and he threw him back into the poo and made my son cry.
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
…on a trip to Spain, and my son was a little boy playing in the poo and he got out of the poo, and Ben came in fully dressed and my son pushed Ben into the poo, and Ben got really mad at him and he came out of the poo and he picked him up and he threw him back into the poo and made my son cry.
Can a Gravy Captain perform my wedding ceremony?
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Can a Gravy Captain perform my wedding ceremony?
“I present to you, the Bean-Flicker 2000”
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“I present to you, the Bean-Flicker 2000”
Do I need to come in there and burn the litter box?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Do I need to come in there and burn the litter box?
Get well soon!
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Get well soon!
“Oh, NOOO!”
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“Oh, NOOO!”
DOCTOR: Actually, there is an antidote. Maybe your insurance covers it.
ME: So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
DOCTOR: Haha, no.
ME: So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
DOCTOR: Haha, no.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
DOCTOR: Actually, there is an antidote. Maybe your insurance covers it.
ME: So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
DOCTOR: Haha, no.
ME: So you’re telling me there’s a chance?
DOCTOR: Haha, no.
Eight words.
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Eight words.
Lon Moore, at your service
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Lon Moore, at your service