MouseSmurf
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Good luck to anyone starting the year with a new health regime. Here’s how mine always goes.
January 12, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Good luck to anyone starting the year with a new health regime. Here’s how mine always goes.
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RT if you think giving people knighthoods is all a bit silly but still think it's hilarious that Farage still hasn't got one.
December 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
RT if you think giving people knighthoods is all a bit silly but still think it's hilarious that Farage still hasn't got one.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
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November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I know it’s been said but WOW nothing makes me think someone is more pathetic than obsessing over the flag assigned to the manmade borders you’re born in to. Frightened little rabbit boys, they’re so pathetic x
August 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I know it’s been said but WOW nothing makes me think someone is more pathetic than obsessing over the flag assigned to the manmade borders you’re born in to. Frightened little rabbit boys, they’re so pathetic x
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me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
July 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
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From guardian obituary of David Lipsey
July 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
From guardian obituary of David Lipsey
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"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
July 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home"
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly
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OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
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May 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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This makes absolutely no sense at all until you read the alt text, which makes it VERY funny:
Really pissed off about this. I've put WAAAAY too much time and effort into making this for an ultimately futile, pathetic, pun. I really MUST MAKE BETTER DECISIONS.
April 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This makes absolutely no sense at all until you read the alt text, which makes it VERY funny:
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The British automotive industry contributes £22bn to the UK economy.
The creative industries contribute £124bn.
Fucksake.
Stop AI copyright theft.
The creative industries contribute £124bn.
Fucksake.
Stop AI copyright theft.
"My choice in these volatile times is backing British brilliance," says Keir Starmer, who promises to deliver "British cars for British workers"
April 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The British automotive industry contributes £22bn to the UK economy.
The creative industries contribute £124bn.
Fucksake.
Stop AI copyright theft.
The creative industries contribute £124bn.
Fucksake.
Stop AI copyright theft.
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![tumblr post from user tsarina-anadyomene: Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:53ll4pdz463gn7fgzhtvglpx/bafkreidhvluafi32ss6jums2j4d7uqxjej5v7vnjhdpyvtd7nvxf5tht3i@jpeg)
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calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
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The argument that actually punishing Le Pen and her cronies for their crimes will only make them stronger in the long run is a little hard to swallow when we have a prominent example of a right-wing authoritarian who was very much not punished for his crimes and is now wrecking everything in sight.
April 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
The argument that actually punishing Le Pen and her cronies for their crimes will only make them stronger in the long run is a little hard to swallow when we have a prominent example of a right-wing authoritarian who was very much not punished for his crimes and is now wrecking everything in sight.
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In Odia, the word for an ostrich, ଗୁଲିବଲ୍, translates literally to “war chicken”
April 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
In Odia, the word for an ostrich, ଗୁଲିବଲ୍, translates literally to “war chicken”
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going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
March 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force
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‘What ridiculous things have you come to care about as you’ve got older?’ – 23 terrifyingly middle-aged opinions.
www.thepoke.com/2025/04/01/r...
www.thepoke.com/2025/04/01/r...
April 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
‘What ridiculous things have you come to care about as you’ve got older?’ – 23 terrifyingly middle-aged opinions.
www.thepoke.com/2025/04/01/r...
www.thepoke.com/2025/04/01/r...
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April 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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April Fools Day to be stood down because nothing could be more ridiculous than the real world.
April 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
April Fools Day to be stood down because nothing could be more ridiculous than the real world.
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I was such an overachiever in school that even when I was angry at something I got an A in my bonnet
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I was such an overachiever in school that even when I was angry at something I got an A in my bonnet
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Perhaps the top person at The Atlantic was added to the Signal chat because those on the chat believed there was a person in charge of the Atlantic.
March 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Perhaps the top person at The Atlantic was added to the Signal chat because those on the chat believed there was a person in charge of the Atlantic.
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Of course we’re all diagnosing one another with ADHD. But if you tell us not to do that, we’ll just do it more. You know, instead of whatever it is we’re all meant to be doing.
March 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Of course we’re all diagnosing one another with ADHD. But if you tell us not to do that, we’ll just do it more. You know, instead of whatever it is we’re all meant to be doing.
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Havong my own personal version of the Signal hearings rn.
The young finance dudebro nepo baby in front of me on the DLR right is on his phone loudly admitting to crimes.
Sounds like it's coming crashing down on him. Which is fun.
The young finance dudebro nepo baby in front of me on the DLR right is on his phone loudly admitting to crimes.
Sounds like it's coming crashing down on him. Which is fun.
March 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Havong my own personal version of the Signal hearings rn.
The young finance dudebro nepo baby in front of me on the DLR right is on his phone loudly admitting to crimes.
Sounds like it's coming crashing down on him. Which is fun.
The young finance dudebro nepo baby in front of me on the DLR right is on his phone loudly admitting to crimes.
Sounds like it's coming crashing down on him. Which is fun.