Mosschops
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Cardigan wearing, museum usher.
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This is Johnson talking about rejoining Erasmus. A programme he promised not to leave and then did so anyway. Slamming the door on opportunities for our young people. Now he talks of gunning down those who attempt to fix his ruinous mess. The man is an irredeemable wanker.
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
This is Johnson talking about rejoining Erasmus. A programme he promised not to leave and then did so anyway. Slamming the door on opportunities for our young people. Now he talks of gunning down those who attempt to fix his ruinous mess. The man is an irredeemable wanker.
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Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police."
Cheeky fucker.
Cheeky fucker.
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Starmer had some festive advice for Reform MPs at PMQs: "If mysterious men from the east appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police."
Cheeky fucker.
Cheeky fucker.
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Things horses I've been riding have freaked out about while I've been riding them:
1) Large sack of chopped rubber that has been there for three years in the same spot every day
2) Another horse running around in the field and it sees that horse every day
3) Me receiving a text message
1) Large sack of chopped rubber that has been there for three years in the same spot every day
2) Another horse running around in the field and it sees that horse every day
3) Me receiving a text message
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Things horses I've been riding have freaked out about while I've been riding them:
1) Large sack of chopped rubber that has been there for three years in the same spot every day
2) Another horse running around in the field and it sees that horse every day
3) Me receiving a text message
1) Large sack of chopped rubber that has been there for three years in the same spot every day
2) Another horse running around in the field and it sees that horse every day
3) Me receiving a text message
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We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.
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I like the new royal statement ending with "their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any and all forms of abuse." I might start chucking it on the end of emails.
October 31, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I like the new royal statement ending with "their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any and all forms of abuse." I might start chucking it on the end of emails.
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Day 1315 of my 3 day war. Russia was a gas station with nukes. And now we have no gas.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Day 1315 of my 3 day war. Russia was a gas station with nukes. And now we have no gas.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
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The Good Liars - Talking Vaccines
youtu.be/3C48Zb-UETc
youtu.be/3C48Zb-UETc
The Good Liars - Talking Vaccines
YouTube video by The Good Liars
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September 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Good Liars - Talking Vaccines
youtu.be/3C48Zb-UETc
youtu.be/3C48Zb-UETc
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The Pentagon wants journalists covering the Department of Defense to submit anything they play to publish for governmental approval and idk why y’all are so mad, Russia & North Korea leaders say it works just fine??
September 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Pentagon wants journalists covering the Department of Defense to submit anything they play to publish for governmental approval and idk why y’all are so mad, Russia & North Korea leaders say it works just fine??
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In support of Trump's peace efforts, Russia will continue the war.
September 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
In support of Trump's peace efforts, Russia will continue the war.
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Those Reform nutjobs reminded me:
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
August 27, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Those Reform nutjobs reminded me:
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, grabbing an Indian curry or Turkish kebab takeaway, then going home to sit on Swedish furniture & watch American shows on a Japanese TV, while being suspicious of anything foreign."
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Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
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This is why we need immigration I can't hire these thick fucks 🙄🙄
August 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
This is why we need immigration I can't hire these thick fucks 🙄🙄
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I cooked a Sunday Roast for Lionel Richie today.
He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.😝
Sorry but have to have the odd dad joke this Tuesday morning - lol
He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.😝
Sorry but have to have the odd dad joke this Tuesday morning - lol
August 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I cooked a Sunday Roast for Lionel Richie today.
He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.😝
Sorry but have to have the odd dad joke this Tuesday morning - lol
He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.😝
Sorry but have to have the odd dad joke this Tuesday morning - lol
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the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
August 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back
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Republicans, every single one of them.
August 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Republicans, every single one of them.
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Wonder how sexual predator Brett Kavanaugh and sexual predator Clarence Thomas will vote on the fate of sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell.
August 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Wonder how sexual predator Brett Kavanaugh and sexual predator Clarence Thomas will vote on the fate of sexual predator Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Fun fact: on this day in 1951, 23-year-old Anita Bush became the first ever British woman to have a bikini wax.
July 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fun fact: on this day in 1951, 23-year-old Anita Bush became the first ever British woman to have a bikini wax.
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Just this week, the 79-year-old president hallucinated a lie about the Unabomber, forgot he appointed the Fed Chair he hates, blanked on names of officials, fell asleep at a rally, threatened to strip Rosie O'Donnell of her citizenship and spun wild theories about his good friend the pedophile.
July 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Just this week, the 79-year-old president hallucinated a lie about the Unabomber, forgot he appointed the Fed Chair he hates, blanked on names of officials, fell asleep at a rally, threatened to strip Rosie O'Donnell of her citizenship and spun wild theories about his good friend the pedophile.
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I hate this game
July 15, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I hate this game
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Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
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Another unlicensed sewage discharge into our waterways during a dry spell.
South East Water hang your heads in shame.
South East Water hang your heads in shame.
July 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Another unlicensed sewage discharge into our waterways during a dry spell.
South East Water hang your heads in shame.
South East Water hang your heads in shame.