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Rat Milk Oreos
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traduttore, traditore
Lock them up (at a minimum)
"After federal immigration officers in Charlotte saw a man taking photos of them, they chased him nearly 2 miles down a main road and made plans to “smash” into him, video played in court Thursday showed. They broke his window, charged him with a federal felony and accused him of assaulting them."
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
as long as I’m posting movie opinions that make people angry, this sandwich looks revolting to me
The grilled cheese scene in CHEF (2014) is immaculate food cinema. Salute!
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This is good enough insofar as it ranks the three original movies 1,2&3

True correct rankings, however, must be as follows:

1-3: original trilogy, any order
4: Force Awakens
5-7: Rogue One/Last Jedi/Solo, any order
8: Rise of Skywalker
9-11: prequels, any order
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from (extremely granular edition)
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
wife says she’s leaving me if I read the rfk cum poem in the pazuzu voice one more time
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
once a week is honestly too frequently for the football to happen
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
keep roku city weird
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This kinda take is so silly to me. I was kinda dreading what Mamdani might do or say or how he might be photographed, but he threaded the needle. Not comparable to Newsom (or Whitmer): didn’t throw vulnerable people under the bus, didn’t praise bad policy. Mamdani gets a W for this one, sorry.
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I've always been convinced that video podcasts exist to force creators to be reliant on a closed distribution platform. Podcasts are built on tech (RSS) that nobody can own. Every major tech company has wanted to migrate podcasts to something proprietary, but it never sticks. Video is their answer.
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*

people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*

STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO

www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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The meta point worth making here is that obviously none of these officials feared any sort of consequence for shamelessly lying their asses off in a federal court, which ought at very minimum end your career in law enforcement.
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.

I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposting with the clarification that I am taking “(at least)” to modify “imprison” and not “Bovino”
failure to imprison (at least) Bovino when this is over would be a catastrophic failure of democratic governance
Judge Ellis derides Greg Bovino as a serial fabulist who brazenly lied on the stand and seemingly considered it funny to perjure himself. cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is so funny to me because at this very moment I’m listening to an old podcast from 2018 in which they mention the Burj Khalifa and they just said the Jeddah Tower, “which should be completed soon”* will displace it as the world’s tallest building

*currently at ~75 of 168 stories built lol
"the Saudis can't bribe people any more because they spent all their money on sports teams and deeply stupid infrastructure projects they'll never finish" is a plot twist I didn't see coming, I'll be honest
Very much looking forward to the end of the fossil fuel era.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/b...
November 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
baby don’t worry it’s not a worm
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Ok speaking of insane revelations, I feel like no one is talking about the big reveal on this week’s @blankcheck.bsky.social that Gillian Welch owns the rights to the songs from the Star Wars Holiday Special
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t think it’s really safe for so many people to be reading prose this bad. We’re not supposed to see this.
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
so much for No Nuzzi November
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
get a load of Paul Harvey over here lol
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I urge members of the legal profession to realize that prosecuting individuals who seek to overturn the constitutional order is not "retaliation" in any normatively significant sense.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Pope Leo absolutely cooking
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This doesn’t just go for people I find annoying! I like Patton Oswalt and I think it’s totally fine & reasonable he got suspended. I’ve posted a lot of angry things online and I’ve never had a problem not posting threats of bodily harm (even as a joke!)
yyyyeah I mean, don’t post things like this if you don’t want to get banned from a social media platform
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
not the most important part of this but has @dieworkwear.bsky.social ever explained why Harry Enten’s suits always look so bad?
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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everyone is acting like Epstein was uniquely illiterate when that is how 99 percent of rich guys over 70 email and text
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
yyyyeah I mean, don’t post things like this if you don’t want to get banned from a social media platform
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM