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A movie that takes place where you’re from (extremely granular edition)
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
honestly, I probably would’ve been posting all day about the pilot episode of The Lone Gunmen that aired the previous March:
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I, personally, was not surprised because I had watched the pilot episode of the X-Flies spinoff series “The Lone Gunman” that aired the previous spring.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
although this made me laugh I mean, come on man, “why?” because it’s gonna be the most-read thing you’ll ever do on your weird little site, that’s why
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
ohhhh if these goons think they know from onions and mustard they aren’t gonna know what hit em when we break out the heavy artillery here in Chicago
November 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
oh my god, what he actually did was turn off quote tweets on this specific post (but not the others in the thread! lol), presumably bc too many people were quoting it to point out this fundamental flaw in his reasoning
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
after the first run of the game was scored in the third inning, there was never a point where the Blue Jays were more likely to win than lose! sorry, that just doesn’t count as a gut-punch loss!
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Parenting question: is Barton Fink good movie for toddler?
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
ok wait, but who is “you” in the you are here” in this picture? do people just not understand what “horseshoe theory” is or…?
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
for the record, *this* is the skull & crossbones tattoo we wanna see on a candidate:
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Listen, there’s no “official” notation, and most guides I could find on a cursory search don’t specifically describe a two-person double play. But the only one I did find (cdn1.sportngin.com/attachments/...) annotates it like so:
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Heard there was a new song about Travis Wood?
October 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I mean, this doesn’t help 🤷🏻‍♂️
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m long overdue for a rewatch of that one. Was thinking about my Wes Anderson rankings because I just finished The Phoenician Scheme last night
September 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
September 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Never forget (the Bourbon conquest of Catalonia)
September 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I don’t know who needs to know this, but, uh… the double decker taco and 7-layer burrito are back on the Taco Bell menu for a limited time
September 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
not the most important thing but why do people keep doing this??
September 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
found an old NY Post schedule for this show

fun fact: iirc Kelly Hogan couldn’t make it, so Jon Langford & Sally Timms did an impromptu set during which they brought up Sally’s ex-husband FRED ARMISEN for a few songs
August 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dang. Didn’t even endure two days.
August 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM