moogal
@moogal.bsky.social
Unintentional dickhead. Probably wishing he was on a roller coaster.
he/him
he/him
Added to my list, which already includes "people who were walking on the escalator but stop dead 10 steps from the end" and "people who block ticket barriers while they have a 10 minute rummage in their bag for their ticket" amongst others.
People who stop right in front of the tube escalator because they're fucking about with their phone should be shot, trampled to death, and given a stern talking to. In that order.
January 19, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Added to my list, which already includes "people who were walking on the escalator but stop dead 10 steps from the end" and "people who block ticket barriers while they have a 10 minute rummage in their bag for their ticket" amongst others.
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I am, once again, begging people to find out what treasury bonds are and how they work before arguing how “we hold all the cards” and “can call in the debt”
January 19, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I am, once again, begging people to find out what treasury bonds are and how they work before arguing how “we hold all the cards” and “can call in the debt”
If this cold I've had since last Wednesday could just fuck off now, that'd be nice.
January 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If this cold I've had since last Wednesday could just fuck off now, that'd be nice.
OK so I'm in France for the week... and should probably work out how I avoid any #Traitors spoilers (or am able to watch it from over here...)
January 18, 2026 at 8:43 PM
OK so I'm in France for the week... and should probably work out how I avoid any #Traitors spoilers (or am able to watch it from over here...)
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Oh no, how will the labour party get its message across now?
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Oh no, how will the labour party get its message across now?
What's a theme park fan's favourite hiphop group?
Run RMC
Run RMC
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
What's a theme park fan's favourite hiphop group?
Run RMC
Run RMC
I’m getting #susanalbumparty vibes from this
January 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I’m getting #susanalbumparty vibes from this
Well this cold can fuck off. My head feels like it's been stuffed with wadding and then hit multiple times with a shovel.
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Well this cold can fuck off. My head feels like it's been stuffed with wadding and then hit multiple times with a shovel.
You know how sometimes you read something and it makes you involuntarily spit out a mouthful of tea?
Amazing fact. The Funday Times was art edited by Margot from Tony Hart’s Hartbeat (the posher of the two assistants.)
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 AM
You know how sometimes you read something and it makes you involuntarily spit out a mouthful of tea?
There's so many things I should be doing, including getting ready for bed, but instead I've been writing an extremely silly Only Connect style wall.
(Silly in that, when you solve it, you'll groan)
(Silly in that, when you solve it, you'll groan)
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
There's so many things I should be doing, including getting ready for bed, but instead I've been writing an extremely silly Only Connect style wall.
(Silly in that, when you solve it, you'll groan)
(Silly in that, when you solve it, you'll groan)
My favourite band wrote a song about honey, but nobody heard it.
It was only a Bee-side.
It was only a Bee-side.
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
My favourite band wrote a song about honey, but nobody heard it.
It was only a Bee-side.
It was only a Bee-side.
Well I don’t know how well you’re doing, but I’ve just swallowed a bit of chicken bone
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Well I don’t know how well you’re doing, but I’ve just swallowed a bit of chicken bone
I love Cherry Coke, I tolerate Diet Coke, but Diet Cherry Coke is fucking disgusting.
January 12, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I love Cherry Coke, I tolerate Diet Coke, but Diet Cherry Coke is fucking disgusting.
Someone has been getting their recipes from ChatGPT again…
January 12, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Someone has been getting their recipes from ChatGPT again…
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'Thanks for calling. Did you know, on our website...' YES I HAVE TRIED YOUR WEBSITE BECAUSE IT IS THE 21ST CENTURY, BUT YOU SEE, YOUR WEBSITE IS A LOAD OF OLD SHIT, SO I AM CALLING IN THE - I ADMIT, FAINT - HOPE OF INTERACTING WITH A FUCKING HUMAN BEING
January 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
'Thanks for calling. Did you know, on our website...' YES I HAVE TRIED YOUR WEBSITE BECAUSE IT IS THE 21ST CENTURY, BUT YOU SEE, YOUR WEBSITE IS A LOAD OF OLD SHIT, SO I AM CALLING IN THE - I ADMIT, FAINT - HOPE OF INTERACTING WITH A FUCKING HUMAN BEING
Nobody send me any spoilers, I’m still on the train home!
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Nobody send me any spoilers, I’m still on the train home!
It turns out I’ve trained my phone to know that yes, I definitely meant “fucking”, but not well enough to know that the next word isn’t “bell”
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
It turns out I’ve trained my phone to know that yes, I definitely meant “fucking”, but not well enough to know that the next word isn’t “bell”
I opened this and viewed the first couple of images and thought “that’s not so bad”… then immediately on flicking to the next one, thought “fucking hell”
I thought this was my forever home but circumstances have sadly changed 💔 I need a quick sale. Please enquire www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Chivers Road, Stondon Massey, Brentwood, CM15 for £1,600,000. Marketed by Keith Ashton, Kelvedon Hatch
www.rightmove.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I opened this and viewed the first couple of images and thought “that’s not so bad”… then immediately on flicking to the next one, thought “fucking hell”
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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
January 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy
Sat in a waiting room watching a man try to fill out a form while a faulty light above him flashes on and off like the world’s crappiest disco
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Sat in a waiting room watching a man try to fill out a form while a faulty light above him flashes on and off like the world’s crappiest disco
The day ends in a Y, so London Northwestern have short-formed the train I was planning to catch 🙄
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 AM
The day ends in a Y, so London Northwestern have short-formed the train I was planning to catch 🙄
Just bought a fuckload of food for the weekend. I hope some people turn up.
January 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Just bought a fuckload of food for the weekend. I hope some people turn up.
I don't know who designed it that, if I'd been listening to music on the computer, when I get into the car and attempt to play via CarPlay, it's stuck playing on the computer speakers instead and isn't changeable without faffing around with the phone (not much use when driving)
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I don't know who designed it that, if I'd been listening to music on the computer, when I get into the car and attempt to play via CarPlay, it's stuck playing on the computer speakers instead and isn't changeable without faffing around with the phone (not much use when driving)
Marked safe from grocery shopping.
January 6, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Marked safe from grocery shopping.
Very much recommend this. (I'm going, but don't let that put you off)
Ooh gotta love a laugh haven't ya?
Whether it's a laugh, a giggle, or a cackle, @samlakecomedy.bsky.social ★★★★★ hit will get you there.
It's next week if you're not boring x
buff.ly/j1cvOGM
Whether it's a laugh, a giggle, or a cackle, @samlakecomedy.bsky.social ★★★★★ hit will get you there.
It's next week if you're not boring x
buff.ly/j1cvOGM
January 6, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Very much recommend this. (I'm going, but don't let that put you off)