X626
@x626.bsky.social
Chaotic Disaster Bisexual
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
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Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
DM-able
Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
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X626
@x626.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Right, it's that time again.
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
yup i'm gonna need one of these
There's a new top dog in town 😉
The new Kyon 110 is a knotted dildo designed to hit you in all the right spots over and over.
Kyon 110 launches this Friday, February 6th
Sign up for the Slut Squad newsletter for early access shorturl.at/PiAuM 📨
The new Kyon 110 is a knotted dildo designed to hit you in all the right spots over and over.
Kyon 110 launches this Friday, February 6th
Sign up for the Slut Squad newsletter for early access shorturl.at/PiAuM 📨
February 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
yup i'm gonna need one of these
Yes I went to my therapy session in my starship flight suit what of it
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Yes I went to my therapy session in my starship flight suit what of it
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
Spoiler: they are
What if the most serious cyber threats aren’t sophisticated attacks, but routine failures left unaddressed?
Is America’s Cyber Weakness Self-Inflicted?
China didn’t break into America’s telecom networks with futuristic cyber weapons — it walked through unlocked doors. Washington often frames the cyber
warontherocks.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Spoiler: they are
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I like to call this "doing a Biden". Pretending you're just another Joe Public who wants something to happen and not the leader of the nation with the power to make it happen
BREAKING: Keir Starmer has urged House of Lords to urgently modernise disciplinary procedures so that Peter Mandelson can be stripped of his peerage and removed from upper chamber.
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I like to call this "doing a Biden". Pretending you're just another Joe Public who wants something to happen and not the leader of the nation with the power to make it happen
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The Times interview with Peter Mandelson is a masterclass in lack of self-awareness, but this quote about what it is precisely that makes very rich people so appealing to him is especially revealing.
February 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
The Times interview with Peter Mandelson is a masterclass in lack of self-awareness, but this quote about what it is precisely that makes very rich people so appealing to him is especially revealing.
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Labour also will not legislate to remove Mandelson from the Lords (you can’t resign a peerage and nor can you just chuck someone out), because there would be pressure to remove the other wrong uns. They’d rather some internal peer-run nonsense to avoid any principles
February 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Labour also will not legislate to remove Mandelson from the Lords (you can’t resign a peerage and nor can you just chuck someone out), because there would be pressure to remove the other wrong uns. They’d rather some internal peer-run nonsense to avoid any principles
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It’s truly galling that Mandelson’s long-standing patronage of Streeting will barely garner a mention in the fevered write-ups of the runners and riders when Starmer finally falls. Nor will they run the clips of Wes defending Pete. They do love him so
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
It’s truly galling that Mandelson’s long-standing patronage of Streeting will barely garner a mention in the fevered write-ups of the runners and riders when Starmer finally falls. Nor will they run the clips of Wes defending Pete. They do love him so
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Say what you like about AOL and Time Warner, but they never promised their merger would make a sentient sun to understand the Universe.
www.spacex.com/updates#xai-...
www.spacex.com/updates#xai-...
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Say what you like about AOL and Time Warner, but they never promised their merger would make a sentient sun to understand the Universe.
www.spacex.com/updates#xai-...
www.spacex.com/updates#xai-...
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In a "he said, she said" situation, I default to believing the women but it's *possible* for them to be lying. Staggeringly unlikely, but possible.
But in a "he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said" situation? Fuck off.
But in a "he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said" situation? Fuck off.
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
In a "he said, she said" situation, I default to believing the women but it's *possible* for them to be lying. Staggeringly unlikely, but possible.
But in a "he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said" situation? Fuck off.
But in a "he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, and she said" situation? Fuck off.
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Didn’t expect to see these posted on Bluesky! Here’s a printable version if anyone wants it (the bottom is gone in the original pic because the bottom half of the flyer was a bunch of tear-offs lol)
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Didn’t expect to see these posted on Bluesky! Here’s a printable version if anyone wants it (the bottom is gone in the original pic because the bottom half of the flyer was a bunch of tear-offs lol)
You think that one's a doozy wait till the season 3 finale
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
You think that one's a doozy wait till the season 3 finale
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campaign 2: the sequel
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
I've been running this D&D campaign for two and a half years. today we FINALLY get to the end boss, evil magic crackling from his fingertips, and they turn him into a killer whale and cast power word kill, I am sat there checking the rulebook like god fucking damn it he's dead
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 AM
campaign 2: the sequel
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
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Occasionally this show likes to remind us, even if we were 20-30 years ahead in technology, that Space is Very Fucking Dangerous and Will Kill You.
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Occasionally this show likes to remind us, even if we were 20-30 years ahead in technology, that Space is Very Fucking Dangerous and Will Kill You.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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Woke 2: Now with guillotines
Woke 2 is going to need to go a whole lot further than Woke 1
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Woke 2: Now with guillotines
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Can't be exaggerated: every bully believes themselves a victim. Even Hitler! Even US slave owners!
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
so I'm about halfway through my re-read of "the rise and fall of the third reich," world war 2 is about to kick off, and one notable thing is how many times hitler would start off speeches and meetings talking about how badly he/germany had been treated, usually by countries he planned on crushing
February 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Can't be exaggerated: every bully believes themselves a victim. Even Hitler! Even US slave owners!
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
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Accidently read some extracts from the Epstein files and nope nope nope that's enough internet for today I am going off into my fantasy game world and staying there for the rest of the night.
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Accidently read some extracts from the Epstein files and nope nope nope that's enough internet for today I am going off into my fantasy game world and staying there for the rest of the night.
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
AND I MEANT ALL OF THEM.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
AND I MEANT ALL OF THEM.
This horny richdick bisexual starfleet jock who wants to get punched in the face.
🥵🥵🥵
🥵🥵🥵
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This horny richdick bisexual starfleet jock who wants to get punched in the face.
🥵🥵🥵
🥵🥵🥵
Wait making your entire relationship a fight because you enjoy the battle & conquest oh no I am part Klingon aren't i
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Wait making your entire relationship a fight because you enjoy the battle & conquest oh no I am part Klingon aren't i
In my defence my mating rituals are actually very simple:
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway
[Klingons] do not do "game"
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
In my defence my mating rituals are actually very simple:
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway