X626
@x626.bsky.social
Chaotic Disaster Bisexual
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
DM-able
Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
DM-able
Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
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X626
@x626.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Right, it's that time again.
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
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Didn’t expect to see these posted on Bluesky! Here’s a printable version if anyone wants it (the bottom is gone in the original pic because the bottom half of the flyer was a bunch of tear-offs lol)
February 2, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Didn’t expect to see these posted on Bluesky! Here’s a printable version if anyone wants it (the bottom is gone in the original pic because the bottom half of the flyer was a bunch of tear-offs lol)
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campaign 2: the sequel
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
I've been running this D&D campaign for two and a half years. today we FINALLY get to the end boss, evil magic crackling from his fingertips, and they turn him into a killer whale and cast power word kill, I am sat there checking the rulebook like god fucking damn it he's dead
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 AM
campaign 2: the sequel
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
the orcalich strikes back. in a seafaring campaign, the party tries to take a boat anywhere and they are plagued by undead orcas hell bent on taking them down, all commanded by their captain, Power Word Krill.
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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Woke 2: Now with guillotines
Woke 2 is going to need to go a whole lot further than Woke 1
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Woke 2: Now with guillotines
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Can't be exaggerated: every bully believes themselves a victim. Even Hitler! Even US slave owners!
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
so I'm about halfway through my re-read of "the rise and fall of the third reich," world war 2 is about to kick off, and one notable thing is how many times hitler would start off speeches and meetings talking about how badly he/germany had been treated, usually by countries he planned on crushing
February 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Can't be exaggerated: every bully believes themselves a victim. Even Hitler! Even US slave owners!
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
It's part of the psychology. There is no amount of power or privilege that can ameliorate it.
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Accidently read some extracts from the Epstein files and nope nope nope that's enough internet for today I am going off into my fantasy game world and staying there for the rest of the night.
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
February 1, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Accidently read some extracts from the Epstein files and nope nope nope that's enough internet for today I am going off into my fantasy game world and staying there for the rest of the night.
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
I already know these people are monsters I don't need to read the fucking graphic details ☠️
This horny richdick bisexual starfleet jock who wants to get punched in the face.
🥵🥵🥵
🥵🥵🥵
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This horny richdick bisexual starfleet jock who wants to get punched in the face.
🥵🥵🥵
🥵🥵🥵
In my defence my mating rituals are actually very simple:
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway
[Klingons] do not do "game"
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
In my defence my mating rituals are actually very simple:
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway
One of us hits the other,
at least one of us gets hard as a result,
we fuck.
mileage may vary on who does what but honestly it's not that important anyway
[Klingons] do not do "game"
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
[Klingons] do not do "game"
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
We do complex and violent mating rituals.
That end in bloodshed.
... Am I part Klingon 🤔
Donuts. They're overkill and could easily be 1/4 of the size and still ridiculous.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Donuts. They're overkill and could easily be 1/4 of the size and still ridiculous.
VIOLET BRIDGERTON YOU CANNOT JUST POSE LIKE THAT
February 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
VIOLET BRIDGERTON YOU CANNOT JUST POSE LIKE THAT
Would you believe last night was only the first time I danced to Pink Pony Club in a club 😅
Probably reflects the fact I'm at techno clubs most of the time tbh
Probably reflects the fact I'm at techno clubs most of the time tbh
February 1, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Would you believe last night was only the first time I danced to Pink Pony Club in a club 😅
Probably reflects the fact I'm at techno clubs most of the time tbh
Probably reflects the fact I'm at techno clubs most of the time tbh
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Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
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This is truly incredible, it appears to be real lol
Join the March for Billionaires in San Francisco on Feb 7, 2026 marchforbillionaires.org
March for Billionaires — San Francisco, Feb 7
Stand up for the entrepreneurs, innovators, and risk-takers who build our economy. February 7, 2026.
marchforbillionaires.org
February 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This is truly incredible, it appears to be real lol
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This is at least 85% of y’all… 😁
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This is at least 85% of y’all… 😁
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On no.
There is A Queue for the club.
Like a 45 minute long one.
Plus the cloakroom/bar on top of that once I'm in 💀
There is A Queue for the club.
Like a 45 minute long one.
Plus the cloakroom/bar on top of that once I'm in 💀
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
On no.
There is A Queue for the club.
Like a 45 minute long one.
Plus the cloakroom/bar on top of that once I'm in 💀
There is A Queue for the club.
Like a 45 minute long one.
Plus the cloakroom/bar on top of that once I'm in 💀
The problem with wearing my whorejeans out to a club in a city with good public transport is constantly having to pull the back of my hoodie down so I don't flash the entire train constantly 🤣
January 31, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The problem with wearing my whorejeans out to a club in a city with good public transport is constantly having to pull the back of my hoodie down so I don't flash the entire train constantly 🤣
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Order to release Adrian and Liam Arias is a real barn burner storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Order to release Adrian and Liam Arias is a real barn burner storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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The nazis redistributed the stolen property of deported Jews to the German population. It was called Aryanization.
This is no different.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...
This is no different.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The nazis redistributed the stolen property of deported Jews to the German population. It was called Aryanization.
This is no different.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...
This is no different.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryaniz...
Tuned into the Rangers game and jesus fuck this is bad
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Tuned into the Rangers game and jesus fuck this is bad
Remember queers (and the heteros can get in on this one too I guess), check the expiry dates on your condoms & lube
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Remember queers (and the heteros can get in on this one too I guess), check the expiry dates on your condoms & lube