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President of the Antifa Hair Club For Men
@nachosinabox.xyz
Middle aged gay dude in San Francisco doin middle aged gay shit. Nerd stuff, selfies, leather, kink, gay (as) shit, social commentary, and anything else I wanna post about. He/Him/Dad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌉🌈🐇 Antiracist. Antifascist. Queer. 🔞NSFW🔞
Bored. But not bored enough yet to do anything. Also, raining. So I couldn’t do things even if I wanted. Which I don’t. And I can’t.
February 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
First resume submitted for a job I’m really kind of excited about.

Cross your fingers for me.
February 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Hahahahahahahahaha

Have fun with that.
February 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The Year of the Snake is over.

May the Horse be with you.
February 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Why am I, a person who has no obligations or responsibilities, awake at 7am. 😤
February 17, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Big “could a depressed person do this?” vibes, Dave. Good job.
Proof of life. After 4 days I have showered. I even decided now’s a great time to start a skincare regime. Do I look younger and moister yet?
February 17, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Proof of life. After 4 days I have showered. I even decided now’s a great time to start a skincare regime. Do I look younger and moister yet?
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
“When you left this spot you left the internet”

My sweet summer child. Nobody left this spot.
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
That settles it. I’m moving to Scotland.
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Sorry to be so controversial on a holiday but it has to be said.

Corner pieces on brownies: 👍🏼
Corner pieces on square pizza: 👎🏼
February 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Me n who
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Bring em on
February 14, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Yall remember when we thought a secret pee tape was gunna end the nightmare for us?

Haha those were good times, right?
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Finally finished playing through Alan Wake 2 and the Lake House expansion and hooboy do I need to watch some Care Bears or sum’n
February 14, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Gavin stop sucking republican cock for one fucking day challenge 2026
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Fuck those guys. I can get my own pizza. Ehh with blackjack! And hookers!
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Eva is an inspiration all day every day
I can be angry about rising fascism and also angry about facial recognition built into surveillance glasses at the same time, not only because these things are directly related, but because I contain fucking multitudes and all them are mad all the goddamn time.
February 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Age verification?

I used to ride in cars without a seatbelt and it wasn’t illegal.
Age verification?

I know the relationship between a pencil and tape cassette.
Age verification?

The pay phone my home use was a mechanical rotary phone.
February 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
So satisfying to delete Teams and Outlook from my phone.

We don’t have to talk about how I’ll have to reinstall them both the second I start a new job.
February 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Oh god damnit. It’s Thursday and the office buys lunch. I missed free pizza! They couldn’t wait until I got the free food first?! Just rude. 😤
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
They’re offering me job placement assistance. Has anyone worked with an agency like that after a layoff?
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Welp. I’m unemployed. 😤
February 12, 2026 at 6:38 PM
A hot Dad smiled and nodded at me in the crosswalk
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Come sit next to Grandpa Dave, kids and I’ll tell you a story about a time when all our televisions were 13 inches - same size as your MacBook, and you had to get up and walk across the room to change the channel, and you played your Atari on channel 4 with the help of a special box with a switch.
February 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The sweetest baby came to see me during lunch!!!
February 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM