X626
@x626.bsky.social
Chaotic Disaster Bisexual
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
DM-able
Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
He/Him
London based, regular escapee
Incoming fire has the right of way
Content: Kink/Ice Hockey/US Defense Policy/Data Nerding
DM-able
Bottoming 101 Post: https://anexperimentintruth.blogspot.com/2012/01/bottoming-101.html
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X626
@x626.bsky.social
· Sep 25
Right, it's that time again.
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
✨ Douching Guides Thread ✨
As always, my claim to fame that I'm *measurably* responsible for there being too many bottoms in the world came up in Berlin.
So here's a set of good, through douching guides for anyone not quite sure what to do or if they're doing it right
Me checking the tracking every 30 minutes to see if my new ridiculously heavy ball weight has arrived yet.
(It probably hasn't even cleared customs yet)
(It probably hasn't even cleared customs yet)
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Me checking the tracking every 30 minutes to see if my new ridiculously heavy ball weight has arrived yet.
(It probably hasn't even cleared customs yet)
(It probably hasn't even cleared customs yet)
I am far too horny and far too sleep deprived for this to be a Monday 😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I am far too horny and far too sleep deprived for this to be a Monday 😭
100% yes 🤤
Call me old fashioned, but I feel pissing on someone’s head can be just as hot as pissing in their mouth. Now you’ve seen @itstroylocke.bsky.social both ways in less than 24 hours.
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
100% yes 🤤
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normalise serving chocolate milk at parties
I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water
Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
normalise serving chocolate milk at parties
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this is basic human decency
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
this is basic human decency
On the plus side I spent about 2h last night thinking/lusting about all the ways I want @dominant.bsky.social to abuse and degrade me 🤤
(and how much fulfillment I'd get out that because sub brains are weird)
(and how much fulfillment I'd get out that because sub brains are weird)
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
On the plus side I spent about 2h last night thinking/lusting about all the ways I want @dominant.bsky.social to abuse and degrade me 🤤
(and how much fulfillment I'd get out that because sub brains are weird)
(and how much fulfillment I'd get out that because sub brains are weird)
Neck is now a constant but lesser pain rather than sharp random spasms, back up to 40% range of motion.
Think wearing my leather bracers at the weekend was a mistake that refucked it, was trying to be super careful with them but they just put so much strain on my shoulders during extended wear 😭
Think wearing my leather bracers at the weekend was a mistake that refucked it, was trying to be super careful with them but they just put so much strain on my shoulders during extended wear 😭
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Neck is now a constant but lesser pain rather than sharp random spasms, back up to 40% range of motion.
Think wearing my leather bracers at the weekend was a mistake that refucked it, was trying to be super careful with them but they just put so much strain on my shoulders during extended wear 😭
Think wearing my leather bracers at the weekend was a mistake that refucked it, was trying to be super careful with them but they just put so much strain on my shoulders during extended wear 😭
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trans day of rest. trans week of chill. trans year of taking a nap
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
trans day of rest. trans week of chill. trans year of taking a nap
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Hilariously (in the lolsob sort of way), Australia has concluded their social media ban law cannot actually be used to ban underage Australians from Roblox because it's not a social media site
Me: Australia's social media ban for under 16s is a deeply terrible idea and is going to make a lot of problems much worse
Also me: we should ban Roblox for all ages
Also me: we should ban Roblox for all ages
Oh, God, this is one of those "where do I even start" things, because Roblox is, like, *fractally* fucked. They are terrible at content moderation. A lot of the games are rated incorrectly, so kids can encounter graphic content (sex or violence) out of nowhere --
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hilariously (in the lolsob sort of way), Australia has concluded their social media ban law cannot actually be used to ban underage Australians from Roblox because it's not a social media site
2nd GC/Meningitiis jab has knocked me for 6. Was super drained all day yesterday, crashed out during what was supposed to be a disco nap and woke up 6 hours later so missed going to a new club night i wanted to check out and now my neck has got worse again
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
2nd GC/Meningitiis jab has knocked me for 6. Was super drained all day yesterday, crashed out during what was supposed to be a disco nap and woke up 6 hours later so missed going to a new club night i wanted to check out and now my neck has got worse again
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ME THIS AM: "What is everyone alluding to?"
[FINDS OUT]
ME THIS PM: "Pardon me, I think I'm going to be violently ill."
[FINDS OUT]
ME THIS PM: "Pardon me, I think I'm going to be violently ill."
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ME THIS AM: "What is everyone alluding to?"
[FINDS OUT]
ME THIS PM: "Pardon me, I think I'm going to be violently ill."
[FINDS OUT]
ME THIS PM: "Pardon me, I think I'm going to be violently ill."
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What a time to be alive
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
What a time to be alive
I must not bitch about the Hunter dress code I must not bitch about the Hunter dress code 🤐🙈😅
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I must not bitch about the Hunter dress code I must not bitch about the Hunter dress code 🤐🙈😅
Oh gods I have SO MANY opinions (not all bad) because I know A LOT of Silver Surfer & Galactus lore and everything with Sue Storm should definitely not have worked though it's absolutely fair she has always been the most powerful member of the 4 you do not fuck with sue storm she will eat you alive
@dominant.bsky.social currently finding out the problem of watching Fantastic Four with someone who is a VERY BIG Silver Surfer nerd and knows ALL the fucking lore and so has OPINIONS
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh gods I have SO MANY opinions (not all bad) because I know A LOT of Silver Surfer & Galactus lore and everything with Sue Storm should definitely not have worked though it's absolutely fair she has always been the most powerful member of the 4 you do not fuck with sue storm she will eat you alive
@dominant.bsky.social currently finding out the problem of watching Fantastic Four with someone who is a VERY BIG Silver Surfer nerd and knows ALL the fucking lore and so has OPINIONS
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
@dominant.bsky.social currently finding out the problem of watching Fantastic Four with someone who is a VERY BIG Silver Surfer nerd and knows ALL the fucking lore and so has OPINIONS
She won 🥰🥰🥰🥰
The best ending to this story.
The best ending to this story.
This year's Miss Universe competition, held in Bangkok, was marred by a series of dramatic incidents, from a contestant's livestreamed walkout to a now former judge's allegations of rigging. n.pr/49zCogg
A new Miss Universe is crowned, weeks after she left a pageant event in protest
This year's Miss Universe competition, held in Bangkok, was marred by a series of dramatic incidents, from a contestant's livestreamed walkout to a now former judge's allegations of rigging.
n.pr
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
She won 🥰🥰🥰🥰
The best ending to this story.
The best ending to this story.
Hahahahahaha
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hahahahahaha
Yup this is on my 2025 regular playlist and I'm not ashamed about it
open.spotify.com/track/291IkU...
open.spotify.com/track/291IkU...
Daddy Cop (From the TV Show "The Rookie")
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yup this is on my 2025 regular playlist and I'm not ashamed about it
open.spotify.com/track/291IkU...
open.spotify.com/track/291IkU...
I Hate Everything: Living in the Millennial Age, case study #478
Gmail will now read your emails to train AI unless you opt out.
If you opt out, it puts your junk email in your main inbox claiming it needs AI to sort. But it doesn’t, they’re just twisting your arm.
I’m done with google. It’s now only going to be junk mail address.
If you opt out, it puts your junk email in your main inbox claiming it needs AI to sort. But it doesn’t, they’re just twisting your arm.
I’m done with google. It’s now only going to be junk mail address.
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I Hate Everything: Living in the Millennial Age, case study #478
Loving the hospital pharmacy Christmas tree
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Loving the hospital pharmacy Christmas tree
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trying to find some family/Malaysia appropriate length shorts that also look good on my 5'2 frame 😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Trying to find some family/Malaysia appropriate length shorts that also look good on my 5'2 frame 😭😭
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It's almost like making the effort to learn a thing teaches you more about it than just asking the closest idiot to tell you what they think about the subject and copying that down
Relying on ChatGPT to teach you about a topic leaves you with shallower knowledge than Googling and reading about it, according to new research that compared what more than 10,000 people knew after using one method or the other.
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
Shared by @gizmodo.com: buff.ly/yAAHtHq
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It's almost like making the effort to learn a thing teaches you more about it than just asking the closest idiot to tell you what they think about the subject and copying that down
In my counselling session the other day it was suggested I take up a hobby to put my energy into and I had to explain that keeping busy is not something I struggle with. 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
In my counselling session the other day it was suggested I take up a hobby to put my energy into and I had to explain that keeping busy is not something I struggle with. 🤣
Very specific appointment time today
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Very specific appointment time today