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TOMORROW: We’re connecting voters in key states with their senators ahead of the upcoming vote on the Homeland Security funding bill. If you want to do more than demand ICE Out For Good from your Members of Congress, then this is the phonebank for you. 👇
ICE OUT For Good Phone Bank · Indivisible
Masked federal agents are terrorizing our communities. They're teargassing babies, kidnapping our neighbors, shooting clergy in the face with chemical projectiles, and killing innocent people. **But...
www.mobilize.us
January 20, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Was I supposed to be the one doing that
Invoke the 25th Amendment.
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM
January 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I think it means these characters are gonna be in the movie
The Russo Brothers tease ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’

“What you've been watching for the last 4 weeks... are not teasers. Or trailers. They are stories. They are clues... Pay attention.”
January 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I am enjoying the sex we’re currently having, Worf.
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 AM
This is just delusional
If this happens, the Democrats better make sure we have a “free and fair” election or we are going to see more of the same. We have vulnerabilities in our national voting system that need to be fixed.
January 9, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Jury’s still out on “is murder bad?”
Let's wait for the facts to come out and demand ICE/CBP end their terror.
January 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I knew AI image generation would lead to a steep rise in revenge and child porn, but I didn’t think it would be advertised as its main feature.
January 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
This is my favorite Blur track
is that image of the boobs with the penis with boobs with penises that have boobs on them and the boobs also have penises and on the penises is more boobs real
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
January 2, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Kids these days don’t even know how many goats you can buy with a ha'penny
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

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January 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
God forbid a woman wears her nice boots for her husband’s important work thing
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This just scratches something in my brain.
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mine comes from my desire to express that I know what you — yes, you — did last year at Marienbad.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME

It’s my name and / or the name quoted in Fight Club and / or the guy from numerous fables and / or one of my favorite comedic TV characters from the 80s and / or a reminder that you don’t know Jack.
EXPLAIN YOUR USERNAME

“Strange ranger” is a nickname that was given to me by my mom’s best friend when I was 6.
December 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A man so slow, even his name is last
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I walked into an ATM as Judah Friedlander was walking out one time.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
December 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Pope Catholic
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Stinky Steve, The Farting Phenom, looking around the elevator and wondering why everyone thinks he farted.
“It's like telling the whole room that you didn't fart,” one of the senior Trump administration officials says, referring in part to the Justice Department’s social media post. “Nobody's going to believe you.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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This is an almost shockingly wise essay. I'm glad I've finally read it.
There Is No Mary Problem in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’
George’s vision of his wife without him is essential to the film, but critics continue to miss its true—and profound—meaning.
open.substack.com
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Nobody:

Guillermo del Toro for some reason:
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why is it firing all its weapons into the sea
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Oh he gets Fire Dash in this one
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM