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#Worldaidsday msg from Madonna
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Went home straight after work today as feeling ill. Have had a bath and a snooze, only to be woken up by the Round Table and their loud Father Christmas wanting donations… opened the front door panicking thinking the rapture had started.
It hasn’t.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Happy Grundy greetings to all!
49 years ago today!
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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World AIDS Day: Honour the Past, Power the Future.
On #WorldAIDSDay, we wear the red ribbon to remember tens of thousands of lives lost to AIDS-related illnesses in the UK, and to honour LGBT+ activists who built a response powered by community, love & courage. [1/7]
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Nope. I don't know why it felt important to spend 15 minutes of my life doing this today instead of my todo list.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Ffs
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Our fire appliance was called to "person trapped by hands". Arrived to find a lady with both hands trapped by a sash window, obviously in a lot of pain. With a bit of humour one of the crew said to her "good job you're not a concert pianist", her reply "I am"
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Phew
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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New track by Soundcloud account user18081971, aka Aphex Twin.
Zahl am1 live track 1
ambient mix
soundcloud.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just listened to Tubular Bells all the way through. Apart from the opening melody bit of the first track it’s absolutely tedious and self indulgent.
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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"I haven't seen ye at mass, lately..."
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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ADRIAAAAANNN!!
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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#AphexTwin has shared two new songs via his user18081971 SoundCloud account

Listen to them here:

buff.ly/DW0hdFz
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Blimes
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Lovely end to the day. Yr 8 class starting their Nigerian projects. Class ask if they can listen to some Nigerian music… I decide Burna Boy is probably not an appropriate choice so we settle on Femi Kuti, William Onyeabour, and tenuously T-Kolai.
Pupils leave lesson with a bounce in their step.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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What?!
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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xylophone sound
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I made you a print at home template.

You're welcome.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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SPEED 3 (2025)
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Here's a picture of Mary Habberfield, who, as the sound editor for Ealing Studios, was responsible for the famous 'Guggle Glub Gurgle' sound effect from 'The Man in the White Suit'.
It only took five years to find a photo of her. 🤷‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just bought Elite Dangerous on the Xbox as it was just over £4.00 in some sale. All I remember from playing Elite as a teen all those years ago was that I could never dock the bloody ship. Let’s hope I’m a bit more skilled nowadays.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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If you receive legal threats from Nigel Farage for your reporting of Reform, please get in touch.

We have employed a defamation lawyer specifically for this purpose and would love to help (and we do so on non-commercial terms). www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reform’s ‘Trumpian’ legal threats hint at more aggressive approach to media
Ultimatums sent to publications appear to intensify as Nigel Farage’s party rises in polls
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM