Josh Addison
@monkeyfluids.com
Play my games! http://monkeyfluids.itch.io
Listen to my podcast!! https://zencastr.com/The-Podcaster-s-Guide-to-the-Conspiracy
And all my other shit: https://monkeyfluids.me
Listen to my podcast!! https://zencastr.com/The-Podcaster-s-Guide-to-the-Conspiracy
And all my other shit: https://monkeyfluids.me
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Hey, remember websites? Remember personal websites? I still have one at monkeyfluids.me - it's got links to pretty much everything I've ever done on the internet. And now it's been remade as a properly hosted site instead of the jury-rigged Tumblr blog it used to be! Marvel.
My son and his friends watched SCREAM and SCARY MOVIE for Halloween, becoming exposed to the Budweiser "Whassup?" meme in the process. This is beginning to cause problems.
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My son and his friends watched SCREAM and SCARY MOVIE for Halloween, becoming exposed to the Budweiser "Whassup?" meme in the process. This is beginning to cause problems.
Some headline writer just had their best day ever.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Some headline writer just had their best day ever.
A new episode and I'm barely in it! Great news for all the perverts who hate me but also follow me on Bluesky for reasons that should not be looked into. @mrxdentith.com says plenty, though, which is also great news for perverts.
A Chat with Melina (Tsapos) and Pat(rick Brooks) by @Em Dentith
M chats with Melina Tsapos and Patrick Brooks, two newly minted PhD holders whose works are on or at least touch on the philosophy of conspiracy theory theory.
zencastr.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A new episode and I'm barely in it! Great news for all the perverts who hate me but also follow me on Bluesky for reasons that should not be looked into. @mrxdentith.com says plenty, though, which is also great news for perverts.
I think a lot of AI hype is from people who don't know the difference between "impressive" and "actually good". I'm impressed that AI can do this, but it's very, very bad.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think a lot of AI hype is from people who don't know the difference between "impressive" and "actually good". I'm impressed that AI can do this, but it's very, very bad.
I'm just gonna say it: The DuckTales theme, with its dogshit "Duckburg/duck blur" rhyme, can't hold a candle to the Darkwing Duck theme, which casually throws out "when there's trouble you/call DW" to no acclaim. Fucking travesty - why is this not the only thing we're talking about?
October 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm just gonna say it: The DuckTales theme, with its dogshit "Duckburg/duck blur" rhyme, can't hold a candle to the Darkwing Duck theme, which casually throws out "when there's trouble you/call DW" to no acclaim. Fucking travesty - why is this not the only thing we're talking about?
Hey, it's a new episode! @mrxdentith.com takes another shot at making me understand the NZ-related conspiracy theories in "State Secrets II: Return Fire". As a defence mechanism, by brain throws up references to King Kong, Dick Tracy and Rambo III and it does not help at all.
State Secrets II (Part 2) - What the Conspiracy! by @Em Dentith
Josh and M are back together, so the sensible thing to do is destroy both of their brains by having M try once again to find the point to "State Secrets II" - local author Ben Vigden's book of local c...
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October 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hey, it's a new episode! @mrxdentith.com takes another shot at making me understand the NZ-related conspiracy theories in "State Secrets II: Return Fire". As a defence mechanism, by brain throws up references to King Kong, Dick Tracy and Rambo III and it does not help at all.
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Stop worrying about Tron. Jared Leto isn't real. He can't hurt you.
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Stop worrying about Tron. Jared Leto isn't real. He can't hurt you.
My personal Cumberbatch is Microsoft Clipchamp. Chirpchomp; Chimpchump; Crimpclomp; Glorpgump - all mean only the one thing.
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My personal Cumberbatch is Microsoft Clipchamp. Chirpchomp; Chimpchump; Crimpclomp; Glorpgump - all mean only the one thing.
I'm really not sure what to make of this. I saw a few bits of newspaper on our lawn that I figured blew in from the street, or fell out of the delivery truck that had just dropped something off. I was about to throw them out when I saw they were FROM DECEMBER 1975. Let's take a look...
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm really not sure what to make of this. I saw a few bits of newspaper on our lawn that I figured blew in from the street, or fell out of the delivery truck that had just dropped something off. I was about to throw them out when I saw they were FROM DECEMBER 1975. Let's take a look...
Hey, remember websites? Remember personal websites? I still have one at monkeyfluids.me - it's got links to pretty much everything I've ever done on the internet. And now it's been remade as a properly hosted site instead of the jury-rigged Tumblr blog it used to be! Marvel.
monkeyfluids.me
October 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey, remember websites? Remember personal websites? I still have one at monkeyfluids.me - it's got links to pretty much everything I've ever done on the internet. And now it's been remade as a properly hosted site instead of the jury-rigged Tumblr blog it used to be! Marvel.
The r/badcomicbookcovers/ subreddit has had to ban Rob Liefeld covers. Again.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
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October 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The r/badcomicbookcovers/ subreddit has had to ban Rob Liefeld covers. Again.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
If you know why that's incredibly funny, we can be friends.
Did someone else mention Ed Gein recently, or is @jasonkpargin.bsky.social taking over Wikipedia as well?
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did someone else mention Ed Gein recently, or is @jasonkpargin.bsky.social taking over Wikipedia as well?
I don't keep up with American politics, but from what I understand, this is Portland at the moment?
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I don't keep up with American politics, but from what I understand, this is Portland at the moment?
It's a shorter filter episode this week, looking at a conspiratorial story from the world of professional wrestling. Good thing the wrestling world is always on the level and unambiguously real, or it might have been tricky getting to the bottom of this one.
Filler Episode - The Montreal Screwjob by @Em Dentith
Circumstances conspire against M and Josh for another week, but rather than deplete The Can any further, Josh records a filler episode covering an infamously conspiratorial incident from the world of ...
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October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
It's a shorter filter episode this week, looking at a conspiratorial story from the world of professional wrestling. Good thing the wrestling world is always on the level and unambiguously real, or it might have been tricky getting to the bottom of this one.
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Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.
October 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Pete Davidson just became the only victim of 9/11 to get reparations from the Saudi regime.
Went to the New Plymouth museum last week. Found the exhibit on Your Mum.
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Went to the New Plymouth museum last week. Found the exhibit on Your Mum.
Smash two movies together:
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Smash two movies together:
Time Cop Land
Time Cop Land
Smash two movies together:
Demolition Mannequin
Demolition Mannequin
September 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Smash two movies together:
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Animal House of Sand and Fog
Smash two movies together:
Demolition Mannequin
Demolition Mannequin
Ten Things I Hate About U-572.
Smash two movies together:
The Notting Hills Have Eyes
The Notting Hills Have Eyes
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Smash two movies together:
Demolition Mannequin
Demolition Mannequin
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Trans rights are human rights, but the bad news is people also hate human rights.
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Trans rights are human rights, but the bad news is people also hate human rights.
I'm quite proud of the fact that, even after this weekend, I still don't know what a groyper is and I refuse to learn.
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I'm quite proud of the fact that, even after this weekend, I still don't know what a groyper is and I refuse to learn.
Remember: it's only political violence if it comes from the left-wing region of politics; otherwise it's just sparkling murder.
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Remember: it's only political violence if it comes from the left-wing region of politics; otherwise it's just sparkling murder.
"If time travel is possible, how come nobody went back and killed Hitler?"
The answer is obvious: during the chaos of WWI, young Adolph Hitler encounters an eldritch artifact, one that inflicts him with a terrible curse: whoever kills Hitler becomes Hitler.
The answer is obvious: during the chaos of WWI, young Adolph Hitler encounters an eldritch artifact, one that inflicts him with a terrible curse: whoever kills Hitler becomes Hitler.
September 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"If time travel is possible, how come nobody went back and killed Hitler?"
The answer is obvious: during the chaos of WWI, young Adolph Hitler encounters an eldritch artifact, one that inflicts him with a terrible curse: whoever kills Hitler becomes Hitler.
The answer is obvious: during the chaos of WWI, young Adolph Hitler encounters an eldritch artifact, one that inflicts him with a terrible curse: whoever kills Hitler becomes Hitler.
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this is all true but it's also hard to say how much that matters given the fact that this is literally their rhetoric all the time now
Rufo calling for mass arrests, Blake Masters & Cernovich calling for RICO against Dem & left funders, and a whole lot of everyday people begging for martial law, or, even worse, "gloves off." 99.9% of whom are just spouting off, but today if anything teaches us the damage that one .1% fool can do.
September 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
this is all true but it's also hard to say how much that matters given the fact that this is literally their rhetoric all the time now
Thank you, spam, but I'll be the judge of what I am or am not interested in.
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September 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Thank you, spam, but I'll be the judge of what I am or am not interested in.
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[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]