Josh Addison
@monkeyfluids.com
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Listen to my podcast!! https://zencastr.com/The-Podcaster-s-Guide-to-the-Conspiracy
And all my other shit: https://monkeyfluids.me
Some headline writer just had their best day ever.
November 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Some headline writer just had their best day ever.
Page 12, the back page, consists entirely of death notices and ads for senior citizen cruises, which seems well-targeted, if a little mean. "This will be you soon, oldies - better have fun while you can..."
October 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Page 12, the back page, consists entirely of death notices and ads for senior citizen cruises, which seems well-targeted, if a little mean. "This will be you soon, oldies - better have fun while you can..."
Top of page 11 had the good stuff - what was on at the movies in 1975?
October 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Top of page 11 had the good stuff - what was on at the movies in 1975?
We then jump to pages 9 and 10, which are all classifieds. Anyone want to buy a section of land for under $10k?
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
We then jump to pages 9 and 10, which are all classifieds. Anyone want to buy a section of land for under $10k?
Page 4 takes us into the Women section, and by section I mean half a page. This being just after the 1975 general election, we have an article on PM Rob Muldoon's wife, and an article on the election of 23-year-old Marilyn Waring.
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Page 4 takes us into the Women section, and by section I mean half a page. This being just after the 1975 general election, we have an article on PM Rob Muldoon's wife, and an article on the election of 23-year-old Marilyn Waring.
Pages 1, 2 and 3 are just horse racing and advertisements. What ads go best with a nation's collective gambling addiction? Investments, hair product and a good 2/3 of a page devoted to Jim Beam.
October 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Pages 1, 2 and 3 are just horse racing and advertisements. What ads go best with a nation's collective gambling addiction? Investments, hair product and a good 2/3 of a page devoted to Jim Beam.
The front page features the only splash of colour, in this advertisement for the 1985 Holden Torana.
October 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The front page features the only splash of colour, in this advertisement for the 1985 Holden Torana.
I have two sheets from the New Zealand Herald for 1 December 1975. They're from section 3 of the paper, which is of course the Racing, Women and Classifieds section.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I have two sheets from the New Zealand Herald for 1 December 1975. They're from section 3 of the paper, which is of course the Racing, Women and Classifieds section.
I'm really not sure what to make of this. I saw a few bits of newspaper on our lawn that I figured blew in from the street, or fell out of the delivery truck that had just dropped something off. I was about to throw them out when I saw they were FROM DECEMBER 1975. Let's take a look...
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I'm really not sure what to make of this. I saw a few bits of newspaper on our lawn that I figured blew in from the street, or fell out of the delivery truck that had just dropped something off. I was about to throw them out when I saw they were FROM DECEMBER 1975. Let's take a look...
Did someone else mention Ed Gein recently, or is @jasonkpargin.bsky.social taking over Wikipedia as well?
October 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Did someone else mention Ed Gein recently, or is @jasonkpargin.bsky.social taking over Wikipedia as well?
I don't keep up with American politics, but from what I understand, this is Portland at the moment?
October 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I don't keep up with American politics, but from what I understand, this is Portland at the moment?
Nah, I'm just kidding. This was her exhibit:
September 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Nah, I'm just kidding. This was her exhibit:
Went to the New Plymouth museum last week. Found the exhibit on Your Mum.
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Went to the New Plymouth museum last week. Found the exhibit on Your Mum.
Thank you, spam, but I'll be the judge of what I am or am not interested in.
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September 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Thank you, spam, but I'll be the judge of what I am or am not interested in.
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I'm not usually a fan of AI-generated content - even if it's just chapter headings - but I'd be happy to make "Catching Up with Dr. Dentist" a regular feature.
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I'm not usually a fan of AI-generated content - even if it's just chapter headings - but I'd be happy to make "Catching Up with Dr. Dentist" a regular feature.
Went to Auckland Zinefest, made a badge out of Jeff Goldblum's eye. Obviously.
July 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Went to Auckland Zinefest, made a badge out of Jeff Goldblum's eye. Obviously.
Ah, yes - I remember saying something like this, let's see... ELEVEN YEARS AGO. How far we've come.
June 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ah, yes - I remember saying something like this, let's see... ELEVEN YEARS AGO. How far we've come.
When instead they could have dramatized this bit from their Wikipedia page:
April 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
When instead they could have dramatized this bit from their Wikipedia page:
As always, the caption generator is having a perfectly normal time of it:
April 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
As always, the caption generator is having a perfectly normal time of it:
Merch! Podcasting merch! We are investigating the possibility of podcasting merch! And by "we" I mean @mrxdentith.com, since they love capitalism SO MUCH!!
February 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Merch! Podcasting merch! We are investigating the possibility of podcasting merch! And by "we" I mean @mrxdentith.com, since they love capitalism SO MUCH!!
If I have learned anything from The Simpsons, it's that this is a zebu, on account of it has a hump and a dewlap. Hump and dooolap! #humpanddewlap
February 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If I have learned anything from The Simpsons, it's that this is a zebu, on account of it has a hump and a dewlap. Hump and dooolap! #humpanddewlap
Remember, children - fonts matter.
January 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Remember, children - fonts matter.
My favorite is when all his regenerations get together. #DoctorWho
January 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My favorite is when all his regenerations get together. #DoctorWho
They have the lyrics for it? Well thank fuck for that.
January 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They have the lyrics for it? Well thank fuck for that.