Molotov
@molotovcoqteez.bsky.social
Don’t mind me. I’m just a figment of your overactive imagination. I’m definitely not hiding under your bed. More people should jump rope naked. It would make the world a better place.
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okay I already fucked up, 2025 will be my year
January 1, 2024 at 12:20 PM
okay I already fucked up, 2025 will be my year
January 1, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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Wow the new report post options are actually quite good?
December 29, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Wow the new report post options are actually quite good?
The best part about a birthday on the New Year’s weekend is no work and no judgement about staying drunk for days! Woo! 🥂
December 30, 2023 at 6:58 AM
The best part about a birthday on the New Year’s weekend is no work and no judgement about staying drunk for days! Woo! 🥂
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please i am screaming
December 28, 2023 at 5:19 AM
please i am screaming
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🖤
December 17, 2023 at 6:29 AM
🖤
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There are some things you just don’t joke about. And I’m here to joke about all of those things.
October 12, 2023 at 9:34 PM
There are some things you just don’t joke about. And I’m here to joke about all of those things.
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Meanwhile if you are Welsh it is the time of year when a skeleton horse might show up at your door and challenge you to a rap battle. If you lose the horse comes into your house and drinks your booze.
Happy Christmas from Mari Lwyd!
Happy Christmas from Mari Lwyd!
December 23, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Meanwhile if you are Welsh it is the time of year when a skeleton horse might show up at your door and challenge you to a rap battle. If you lose the horse comes into your house and drinks your booze.
Happy Christmas from Mari Lwyd!
Happy Christmas from Mari Lwyd!
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and warmest wishes to those who do not!
December 25, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, and warmest wishes to those who do not!
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Have a brush with Death.
A shiatsu massage with War.
A cut-and-color with Pestilence.
A pedicure with Famine.
A shiatsu massage with War.
A cut-and-color with Pestilence.
A pedicure with Famine.
December 24, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Have a brush with Death.
A shiatsu massage with War.
A cut-and-color with Pestilence.
A pedicure with Famine.
A shiatsu massage with War.
A cut-and-color with Pestilence.
A pedicure with Famine.
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Boy, did I have a day. It lasted many hours and was full of events. Words were uttered. I drove an automobile. You don't even know.
December 23, 2023 at 7:04 AM
Boy, did I have a day. It lasted many hours and was full of events. Words were uttered. I drove an automobile. You don't even know.
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Why don’t you slip into something more combustible?
December 23, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Why don’t you slip into something more combustible?
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Me: (at the gym) arm or leg day?
Octopus: (crying) I don’t know.
Octopus: (crying) I don’t know.
December 22, 2023 at 6:23 PM
Me: (at the gym) arm or leg day?
Octopus: (crying) I don’t know.
Octopus: (crying) I don’t know.
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So, you’re telling me if I’m good all year, that an old dude will shower me with gifts, but Santa ISNT my sugar daddy?
Explain.
Explain.
December 22, 2023 at 11:08 PM
So, you’re telling me if I’m good all year, that an old dude will shower me with gifts, but Santa ISNT my sugar daddy?
Explain.
Explain.
House cleaning time! WOO!
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Nope. Didn’t work. Still not excited about it.
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Nope. Didn’t work. Still not excited about it.
December 22, 2023 at 10:59 PM
House cleaning time! WOO!
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Nope. Didn’t work. Still not excited about it.
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Nope. Didn’t work. Still not excited about it.
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With great power comes great utility bills..
Someone’s dad, probably
Someone’s dad, probably
December 22, 2023 at 10:56 AM
With great power comes great utility bills..
Someone’s dad, probably
Someone’s dad, probably
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I’d kill for some junk food. I just brushed my teeth for the third time while pretending I was savoring mint chocolate chip ice cream.
December 20, 2023 at 7:18 PM
I’d kill for some junk food. I just brushed my teeth for the third time while pretending I was savoring mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Which do you suppose is worse: Ghost AIDS or Sexual Diarrhea?
December 20, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Which do you suppose is worse: Ghost AIDS or Sexual Diarrhea?
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welcome to your 40’s you only like 3 people and 1 is questionable
December 18, 2023 at 4:37 PM
welcome to your 40’s you only like 3 people and 1 is questionable
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Santa’s Helpers??!! I think you mean Subordinate Clauses
December 17, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Santa’s Helpers??!! I think you mean Subordinate Clauses
I'm gonna put MY LIME in YOUR COCONUT and there's not FUCK-ALL YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!
December 18, 2023 at 7:53 PM
I'm gonna put MY LIME in YOUR COCONUT and there's not FUCK-ALL YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!