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Molly Johnson
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Chronically ill, superbly sarcastic Gen Xer. Loves Jane Austen, Fantasy novels, Critical Role, TTRPGs, Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate & Elder Scrolls

Owns too many plushies for her age, will not apologize for it. Proud dog mom to Jester.

She/Her in N. WI
The New Marie Antoinette line just dropped:
Let them eat generic.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yeah, absolutely 🙄 Let’s punish people for being born disabled through no fault of their own.

As if this country doesn’t already shit all over the disabled.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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You didn't get a vote. You got a "promise" of a vote. From a party who is disappearing nannies & gardeners and zip-tying children. A party who has flushed Due Process in America down the toilet. Who has subjugated its Congressional duties to an autocrat. That's what everybody sees, Tim.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Is it just me or does anyone else think they got Trump to issue this mass of pardons because they think he’s about to die?
The pardons include 77 allies tied to efforts to overturn the 2020 election, including Rudy Giuliani, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and former Trump attorney Sidney Powell.

They Will Be Available For Another Go? This is not shocking -yet VERY convenient for the upcoming midterms 🤨
Trump grants pardons to Giuliani, Meadows, others linked to 2020 election efforts — NPR
The pardons include 77 allies tied to efforts to overturn the 2020 election, including Rudy Giuliani, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and former Trump attorney Sidney Powell.
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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BERNIE: “This senate is about to make a horrific situation even worse… health insurance premiums will double/triple/quadruple… some will pay 50% of their income… 15 million will lose insurance… 50,000 will die unnecessarily…”

#MedicareForAllNOW
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Historians of the future: Rest assured, millions of us know all this in real time. We are horrified, shocked, enraged, and ashamed. We are acting, in a thousand ways, to oppose it. This cannot, and will not, be how the United States ends. trib.al/EOixNrF
October 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I cried. We needed some good news like this. Reading Rainbow is legend that will be well cared for under Mychal’s stewardship 💜🌈💜
🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶

🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈

#FollowTheRainbow
September 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What an arrogant piece of smegma
Bessent on why US troops won't get involved in defending Europe: "As I told my European counterparts about two weeks ago, 'All I hear from you is that Putin wants to march into Warsaw. The one thing I'm sure of is that Putin isn't marching into Boston.'"
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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As People Mag Points out, a treatment for autism Dr. Oz just announced Trump’s FDA is approving is sold by a supplement company owned by… Dr. Oz.

people.com/what-is-leuc...
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Nah, she’s just testing out her Saja Boy demon cosplay prior to Halloween 😂
Loving Melania entering her Grim Reaper mode. Just needs a scythe!
September 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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WSJ just retracted its report that the shooter’s ammo was engraved with “transgender and anti-fascist ideology.”

It smelled like bullshit from the beginning, and every conservative who ran with it should be shamed into obscurity.
September 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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⚠️ NYT reports that the WSJ claims about the “ideology” on the bullets “might turn out to have been misread or misinterpreted.”

Gift link for ongoing updates:
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
September 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Th cutest little blep from Jester yesterday
August 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Very funny to see how the Cuomo dead-enders going on about Trump fears Cuomo because he’s a tough guy are going to rationalize this
Bombshell report from The New York Times reveals that President Donald Trump spoke directly to Andrew Cuomo about how to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/06/n...
August 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Amidst all this Epstein madness, this clip from Julia Fox sums it up!!
July 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Some people aren't old enough to remember endless debate in Congress about going to war with Iraq after 9/11. Endless. Because Congress had a say so. Because we had a Constitution. Yeah, fun times, then. Now one dude with dementia and a small dick complex just decides for himself.
June 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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June 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Share it any time you see footage of his empty ass birthday party.

Let him cry if he wants to 😂
Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.
June 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Anyone else’s dog end up taking unintentional glamour shots? 😍🤣😍
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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If you are a National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support, you don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487

Know. Your. Rights.
June 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My Jester, being extra cute 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Why does he look like a damn viscacha? 😂
April 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM