Molly Johnson
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Molly Johnson
@mollymoon.bsky.social
Chronically ill, superbly sarcastic Gen Xer. Loves Jane Austen, Fantasy novels, Critical Role, TTRPGs, Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate & Elder Scrolls

Owns too many plushies for her age, will not apologize for it. Proud dog mom to Jester.

She/Her in N. WI
Tell him to stare into Jester’s eyes as it happens, either the cuteness will be a great distraction or the ability to suddenly hear Sarah MacLachlan’s Arms of an Angel will be such a shock he won’t even notice the needle 😉

My dog does lethal levels of psychic damage with her puppy eyes.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Slow and steady is wonderful, so glad to hear it was a positive for all involved 💜

Pic of my Jester for the cuteness tax
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Saw this on Tumblr earlier, had to share 😂
September 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Happy Birthday from Jester!
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Th cutest little blep from Jester yesterday
August 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is Jester and she is the snuggliest muppet on the planet 😂
August 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Anyone else’s dog end up taking unintentional glamour shots? 😍🤣😍
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My dog Jester. She contains lethal amounts of cute 🥰
June 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My Jester, being extra cute 🥰
May 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sorry that you have to wait, here’s my dog being cute to distract you from the stress
May 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why does he look like a damn viscacha? 😂
April 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Freshly foofed fluffer to help you relax ☺️
March 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Got this today in the mail. How expensive are they expecting eggs to get?!?! 😂
March 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Best stay away from MN/WI this weekend then 😂
January 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I live with it too. I hope you are able to rest. The boxes/unpacking will wait. Rest now so you can recover 💜

Puppy pic because cuteness always helps, at least a tiny bit.
January 17, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jester poses like I’m taking her school photo, paws crossed and everything 😂
January 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Oh damn, I broke rule number one of the internet when I read that Coup au Vent description, I visualized it: Mr Darcy with a Flock of Seagulls haircut.

Send help, please 😂
#JaneAusten
#PrideAndPrejudice
January 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Adding some of Jester’s recent cuteness because *gestures vaguely at everything*
January 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Happy Jestergiving— the day where Jester gets to sample just about everything and eventually ends up on Grandma’s table 😂
November 28, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Jester had to get a big shave because she is unable to stay out of the raspberry bushes (seriously, now that they’re ripe it’s even worse, she’ll come in looking like Dexter). Thankfully she’s still adorable.
August 12, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Jester (and Jester) and Steve the Otter. This is as exciting as it’s likely to get until I’m in a mood to talk more. Waiting on an MRI result so I don’t have much else to expend spoons on at the moment 💜
August 8, 2024 at 2:00 AM